Elon Musk's Twitter aka Elon is a father who gets lots of sex

[Valeyard]

Why everything gotta be a "-gate?"

 

[BruiserBrody]

 

[Valeyard]

I can think of more desirable ways to target him.

 

[tekcop]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1887589484943851756

I feel like they were warned this would happen.

 

[Gary]

So, Elon got some right wing girl pregnant via IVF (he's apparently impregnated other women this way), and as it turns out

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1891635361387790629

I really should've mentioned this earlier because lol

 

[Valeyard]

Going from Anaconda Malt Liquor to Elmer Fudd after a bomb explodes is a tragic experience, I'm sure.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1891967781517578617

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/politics/elon-musk-private-security-deputized-marshals-service/index.html

 

[One Epic Winter (OEW)]

Ashley St. Clair Sues Elon Musk for Sole Legal Custody of Their Son (Exclusive)

Ashley St. Clair is requesting sole legal custody of her and Elon Musk's child together, per court documents obtained by PEOPLE. The author alleges Musk has seen the child three times, the most recent being in November 2024, for a total of 3.5 hours.

people.com

Well that didn't take long.

 

[Valeyard]

Apparently he shadow banned Grimes for asking for help with their kids.