Elon Musk's Twitter aka Elon is a father who gets lots of sex

Valeyard · Friday at 5:05 PM

Adminbot doesn't seem as cool and with it as Elon. That and the idea of him owning the board is too much for me.

He's battlenuts

Valeyard · Friday at 5:05 PM

Omg he's ortonsault

cobainwasmurdered · Friday at 5:08 PM

lol ortonsault is a good one but I could absolutely see Elon owning a messageboard to try and be cool. That's basically what he's doing now.

Valeyard · Friday at 6:11 PM

Elon would totally fall for Leena's shit too.

Gary · Saturday at 10:05 AM

He's a hybrid of Battlenuts and Ortonsault

tekcop · Saturday at 11:29 AM

The account appears to be, in fact, Adrian Dittmann, a German Musk fan living in Fiji, according to a Spectator analysis of his posts

thespectator.com

cobainwasmurdered · Saturday at 6:50 PM

If it is a different guy, that's also extremely funny because of how utterly deranged the guy is.

Valeyard · Saturday at 7:18 PM

How buff do you think he'd get pushing shopping carts all day? I have a theory.