Elon Musk's Twitter aka Elon is a father who gets lots of sex

[Valeyard]

Adminbot doesn't seem as cool and with it as Elon. That and the idea of him owning the board is too much for me.

He's battlenuts

 

[Valeyard]

Omg he's ortonsault

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

lol ortonsault is a good one but I could absolutely see Elon owning a messageboard to try and be cool. That's basically what he's doing now.

 

[Valeyard]

Elon would totally fall for Leena's shit too.

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1875394205683740725

He's a hybrid of Battlenuts and Ortonsault

 

[tekcop]

The real Adrian Dittmann

The account appears to be, in fact, Adrian Dittmann, a German Musk fan living in Fiji, according to a Spectator analysis of his posts

thespectator.com

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

If it is a different guy, that's also extremely funny because of how utterly deranged the guy is.

 

[Valeyard]

How buff do you think he'd get pushing shopping carts all day? I have a theory.

 

[Dandy]

I cannot find it now but sometime over the past year I remember Elon posting a screenshot of his Twitter (I can’t call it X) screen and it showed a burner account he could switch to, but it was not Dittmann. That account had taken up for him and complimented himself on being an amazing father. Does anyone remember this and handle of the burner?

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

I don't remember that. He's now saying on his twitter that he is Dittmann so it's all full troll mode shit.

 

[Smues]

Could be @Ermnmusk. He posted from that one in character as his son with the really stupid name with numbers and shit in it. Would make sense if he posted about his abilities as a father from that one.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

yeah could be. Ever since verification went to shit I've had a hard time keeping track of who is who or anything tbh.