Elon Musk's Twitter aka Elon is a father who gets lots of sex

[Valeyard]

Why everything gotta be a "-gate?"

 

[BruiserBrody]

 

[Valeyard]

I can think of more desirable ways to target him.

 

[tekcop]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1887589484943851756

I feel like they were warned this would happen.

 

[Gary]

So, Elon got some right wing girl pregnant via IVF (he's apparently impregnated other women this way), and as it turns out

https://twitter.com/x/status/1891635361387790629

I really should've mentioned this earlier because lol

 

[Valeyard]

Going from Anaconda Malt Liquor to Elmer Fudd after a bomb explodes is a tragic experience, I'm sure.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1891967781517578617

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/politics/elon-musk-private-security-deputized-marshals-service/index.html

 

[One Epic Winter (OEW)]

Ashley St. Clair Sues Elon Musk for Sole Legal Custody of Their Son (Exclusive)

Ashley St. Clair is requesting sole legal custody of her and Elon Musk's child together, per court documents obtained by PEOPLE. The author alleges Musk has seen the child three times, the most recent being in November 2024, for a total of 3.5 hours.

people.com

Well that didn't take long.

 

[Valeyard]

Apparently he shadow banned Grimes for asking for help with their kids.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1894218566087459194

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://imgur.com/a/NSGswgI

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1905760315519975817

I feel like this and the official Assassin's Creed account dissing him further proves my theory that the biggest thing that broke this guy was discovering most people hate him.

 

[Valeyard]

What a colossal pussy.

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1909706572697419870

 

[tekcop]

God, please make something really funny happen.

 

[Valeyard]

Last tweet just gonna be "i told u I was hardkore."

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910390463741174259

 

[One Epic Winter (OEW)]

Musk wants to leave politics because heâs tired of âattacksâ from the left: report

Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane

www.independent.co.uk

Pretty please?

 

[Valeyard]

I know of a way he can leave so he never has to worry again.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Tesla board is reportedly floating replacing Elon Musk as CEO

According to a new report from The Wall Street Journal, Tesla’s board has taken steps toward potentially seeking a new...

electrek.co

If it's true (and it should be) this is a big blow to his prestige if nothing else.

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1930667528696828120

https://twitter.com/x/status/1930667623597199531

having a normal one after leaving the white house.

 

[Valeyard]

This fight is gonna rule. Dementia vs retardation who you got

 

[Gary]

Ended up feeling like this deserves a separate thread, so have at it

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1942704498725773527

"The everything app"

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955005832979947818

 

[Valeyard]

Grok talks like Matt Young.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...to prove I am forever 16 years old, I find this fucking hilarious

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

none of elon's children love him

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1965797256633954568

Thoughts and prayers for Elon