2020 Election

[cobainwasmurdered]

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1190380118511902720

the first "big" dropout

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Beto O'Rourke next time, buddy.

He flew too close to the sun. If he ran for Senate against John Cornyn, he would have had a good if not great chance of winning. If he won and officially turned Texas purple, well god damn pal, he would have been immediate front runner for 2024 or 2028. But instead, he got too excited and ran for the big chair and probably ruined his political career for the time being.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/04/leon-cooperman-tears-up-talking-about-america-elizabeth-warren.html

Elizabeth Warren made a billionaire cry. I need more of this in my life.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/lizchar/status/1192559998087450629
What kind of pod person is Mayor Pete!?

 

[KOAB]

It's like a combo of the businessmen who eat garbage dirty greasy food with knifes and forks to not dirty up their hands and the guy who kills some food truck things outside a bar at 2 in the morning. This might be the most interesting thing about him.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick announced his candidacy this morning.

First off, Cory Booker probably wants to throw a rock at whoever said "HEY! We NEED a business friendly African American centrist" in the race.

Second, at this point, I really wouldn't be surprised to see Hilary do an 11th hour run. I know it's still super early but right now, a broken convention seems kind of inevitable to me.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

"Tax it All" Deval? Heh...good luck.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I think the most optimistic thing I can say about Deval Patrick's presidential campaign is that it probably won't go as bad as Seth Moulton's.

Seriously, who the fuck was asking for a mediocre centrist governor who works for BAIN CAPITAL to throw his hat in the race? No one was asking for this in the year of our lord 2019. He's basically Melanin Mitt Romney.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

They're freaked out about a President who will act like the class struggle is a real thing. I don't know why these late entries from the ruling class are a surprise.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1196474836199055363

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1196607243728363522

Please eject this douche from the race.

 

[KOAB]

disgusting display of homophobia

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Only watched a few minutes of the debates after AEW but caught Mayor Pete and Tulsi getting into it hardcore with Tulsi claiming Mayor Pete would send troops to Mexico. LOL.

From the bits, I caught Bernie came across really well by staying below the fray and interjecting at the right moments. I'm starting shift back over to supporting Bernie from Warren.

It's also downright sad that moonbat Tulsi and pencil necked geek Tom Steyer made the debate and Julian Castro got left out.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

the fact that you didn't throw in Yang, and also

https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/1197369508245184512

dude's made it

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

My man A Yang is doing incredible despite the #YangMediaBlackout. He also showed some spine in his steel when they asked him a question about Putin.

Apparently, I missed Joe Biden calling himself a member of the black community last night. Cool.

 

[Precious Roy]

Biden's highlight was saying they needed to "keep punching" to fight domestic violence, and when the audience and some on stage snickered he said "no I'm serious!" seemingly not getting his own funny

Oh and when he said he had the support of the only black female Senator and Kamala was like "hey, waddasekin...."

Don't go away mad Joe, just go away

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/CleveWootson/status/1197683838060814339
Say it ain't so, Joe.

 

[Precious Roy]

He also says he doesn't take big corporate donations, which I'm sure is breaking news to his big corporate donors who must be wondering where their money went

 

[Mickey Massuco]

imagine being this callous. the sad thing is I'm sure lots of people would agree...

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Imagine being such a fucking ghoul that you allow yourself to publicly say, "Well, hell, if we let people have healthcare, they're going to fuck around and want to eat, too!", and actually think that you just slapped down the Big Joker.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

Food as a right is part of the Labour Party platform in the current UK general election.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I took a Washington Post "Which Candidate Do You Agree With The Most" quiz and my top three in order were Tom Steyer, Joe Biden, and Tulsi Gabbard. Warren was the least.

WTH? I guess I should just accept that I'm a weird centrist?

 

[Mickey Massuco]

big media propaganda, can't believe they're going that deep

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/01/joe-biden-stutter-profile/602401/
I found this article on Biden being a stutterer p. fascinating. I think the biggest issue of Biden's campaign to me is rather than owning up his adversities (of which there are a lot), he is still continuing his "I'm gonna roll up my sleeves and take you behind the high school" schtick cause he thinks that's what scares Trump the most.

Tbh, I'm at point where I'd prefer Biden to Mayor Pete so maybe that quiz was right.

In any case, Biden-Trump debates will shatter the unintentional comedy scale.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

Got Sanders, Steyer and Warren.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

They saw my post and fixed it out of fear of the smart marks, thanks for the update brother zoo

 

[Precious Roy]

I love Liz, but I've taken a hard turn back to being a Bernie Bro

I will ride or die with him. I never do bumperstickers, but fuck it, I just did one

Liz will be torched by Trump in a debate simply because he will toss karosene. Bernie don't give a fuck about that shit.


BERN BAYBAAAAY BERN

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/11/biden-says-vote-for-trump-to-immigration-activist.html
Say it ain't so, Joe.

Look the centrists/neoliberals should learn how to take mild to moderate criticism of their saviors Barack Obama (and Hillary Rodham Clinton too) if they want to win elections.

 

[Precious Roy]

Bernie Sanders is on Joe Rogan this week.

THIS

Bernie is a normal bro. I can't say that about Biden. Klobie I bet has no problem with blazing.

I'm also Yang Gang. I just want Trump to go the fuck away and stop fucking up my country. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Precious Roy]

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/11/biden-says-vote-for-trump-to-immigration-activist.html
Say it ain't so, Joe.

Look the centrists/neoliberals should learn how to take mild to moderate criticism of their saviors Barack Obama (and Hillary Rodham Clinton too) if they want to win elections.

it ain't 2004 and fuck the dems. If the fumble this election......we're all fucked

I plan to die in the near future, but it would be a lot cooler if I didn't die angry