Coronavirus

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/HowardBeck/status/1237803948419026944
Lost in hype about Warriors playing their next few games with no fans...BELL BIV DAVOE & FRIENDS GOT POSTPONED!

How was Bell Biv Davoe & Friends headlining an NBA Arena!? Investigate that, Pence!

 

[909]

Italy updated today with 2000 new cases and 200 deaths. They have 12,462 cases total and 827 deaths. Way higher than China's numbers.

Also, look at these dumbasses

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1237797839515856896

When all these old politicians die because they think they're immune to the virus because they're powerful, I'm gonna laugh at all of them

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/lourdesgnavarro/status/1237812609782624263
:-X :-X :-X

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/mikedelmoro/status/1237799918439411712

Oh fuck.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-03-11/italy-doctors-coronavirus-covid-19-quarantine-milan-health/
It does not look good in Northern Italy.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Re: China is going to kill us all

So, if it makes anyone feel better, the terrible people nobody likes are also extremely likely to get sick.

https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/1237846367814311936

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/1237849023790239752
This kind of stupidity warrants a triple post. :-[

 

[909]

LIRL this is going to kill way more people here than everywhere else.

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/TheHockeyNews/status/1237872183013044225
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237873632992350212
https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/1237543113591107585

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://youtu.be/OME7iC_eBlc

 

[OldSchoolWrestling]

https://twitter.com/HowardBeck/status/1237803948419026944
Lost in hype about Warriors playing their next few games with no fans...BELL BIV DAVOE & FRIENDS GOT POSTPONED!

How was Bell Biv Davoe & Friends headlining an NBA Arena!? Investigate that, Pence!

I went to the Bell Biv Davoe concert in 2018! And also sometime around 1990!

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/
https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1237909897020207104

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

tom hanks is a world treasure.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

WTH!? EVEN AMERICA'S NICEST MAN (AND HIS LOVELY WIFE) ARE NOT IMMUNE!? DAMN YOU COVID-19!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/TylerIAm/status/1237868906917687296
Ripper has got to be devastated wherever he is.

 

[tekcop]

https://www.twitter.com/vedmak00/status/1237971556946415617

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1237974799999062016

These motherfuckers don’t initially tell the truth about anything and are going to get a shitload of people killed.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/BetootaAdvocate/status/1238013005624819718

 

[geniusMoment]

There are still people saying the virus is a hoax (hannity/rush):

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sean-hannity-thinks-coronavirus-panic-120516477.html

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/spring-break-coronavirus-covid-2019-965618/

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Re: China is going to kill us all

So, if it makes anyone feel better, the terrible people nobody likes are also extremely likely to get sick.

https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1238105345119191042

 

[AA484]

If anything were to happen to Trump his cronies would probably lug him around Weekend at Bernie's style to refute that he actually died of the virus.

 

[Master Thrasher]

It makes sense now. The Deep State is in Brazil, which is in Deep South America.

 

[tekcop]

My university just announced they're extending spring break a week then moving to fully online classes after. But they're keeping all campus services open including housing. Memphis has got to have one of the poorer student bodies in the country, so that's good.

 

[skullman80]

On a completely selfish note, my 401k is down 10K + over the past week or so (I invest conservatively or it would be more). I know it will rebound eventually, but the markets are really crashing.

 

[geniusMoment]

On a completely selfish note, my 401k is down 10K + over the past week or so (I invest conservatively or it would be more). I know it will rebound eventually, but the markets are really crashing.

If the market goes down to about 40% off all time highs it will be a great time to invest heavily.

On another note, spring training is going to be suspended. This means the regular season won't start on time for MLB:

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1238136883491803142

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

Trudeau's wife is experiencing symptoms and he's self-isolated himself.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Well at least The New York Times website took down their paywall.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1238125605574639622
Great. THIS BROMANCE IS OVER!

 

[Brocklock]

Trumps weird hand and hand shaking fetish is gonna be his downfall.