Elon Musk's Twitter aka Elon is a father who gets lots of sex

[cobainwasmurdered]

Twitter isn't the ultimate expression of political discourse and thought-it's mostly just shitposting, gossip and talking about things you like and dislike.

sounds like politics distilled to me.

 

[Valeyard]

Hey I just know I got cancelled like two years ago for ostensibly nothing and that the only discourse I've ever had that went well was the time Mike Nelson and I kept quoting Elton John lyrics at each other for reasons I can't remember.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1588654159376838656

God we are going to get some absolutely stupid hearings next year if the Republicans win on Tuesday.

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1588991350317645824

 

[HarleyQuinn]

This story is hilarious...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1588969800675782656

https://twitter.com/x/status/1589031184654565378

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1588975411618144256

 

[snuffbox]

His daddy had an emerald mine and people still make fun of him. Sad!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1589157405690327040

 

[Valeyard]

I hate those people like fucking poison. Jesus Christ.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

anyone who gives me a free pass for anything shitty I do is ok with me!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

anyone who gives me a free pass for anything shitty I do is ok with me!

We can use it as an excuse to participate in failed insurrections!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1589399208175759360

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1589399208175759360

https://twitter.com/x/status/440897106732412928

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

I just realized that Elon Musk is basically Leena buying TSM

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590153201093087233

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590460790347542528

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590466673228001280

Man, the recurring characters on SNL have gone downhill.

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590824580121518080

Dumbest man on the planet

 

[Dandy]

He’s owning the libs at the expense of $44B though. Worth it.

 

[Valeyard]

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

This isn't the Horny Jail thread.

 

[Dandy]

Not sure what anyone expected from The Zodiac Killer.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Dandy was totally right btw. I underestimated how fast and completely Musk would fuck everything up. Just amazing.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590884973535711232

fucking lol

 

[Dandy]

I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that. Who was totally right?

 

[HarleyQuinn]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590827419346558976

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590794421418790935

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that. Who was totally right?

The next Richard Ojeda.


I'm gonna set the over/under to Elon Musk selling Twitter back for pennies on the dollar in a huff at 8 weeks.

 

[Dandy]

Richard Ojeda was jumped from behind and put in the hospital by a guy that asked him to place a campaign sticker on his bumper. A man gets kicked in the back of the head as he is kneeling on the ground and you think that of me? No. I am the one who kicks!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Why did you sneak attack short lived Presidential candidate Richard Ojeda?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590900058345857025