Fucking Wisconsin, part III

[BruiserBrody]

http://fox11online.com/2014/08/10/sheriffs-officials-armed-70-year-old-threatened-tubers-on-florence-co-river/

FLORENCE COUNTY – Florence County authorities say a 70-year-old man is in custody after he threatened tubers at gunpoint on the Pine River Oxbox.

Tubers were floating on the river in Commonwealth Township Saturday, when the man appeared from shore.

He told them the river belonged to him and that he was “King of America.”

Sheriff’s officials says the man then pointed a shotgun at the group as they floated by. The suspect also confronted other groups of tubers.

Deputies took the man into custody along with a two guns and 280 rounds of ammunition.

He was taken to the Florence County Jail. No charges have been filed yet.
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[Damaramu]

I went tubing once. It was the most boring thing I've ever done in my entire life. Alcohol didn't help either. There was a guy whose house backed up the river that sat on his porch playing an electric banjo with the amp turned up loud. Of course he was playing the Deliverance song.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Dude, tubing is fun. Just lay back, relax, and hope there isn't a waterfall or an angry snapping turtle.

 

[Damaramu]

Dude, tubing is fun. Just lay back, relax, and hope there isn't a waterfall or an angry snapping turtle.

The word "relax" does not exist in Damaramu's vocabulary!

 

[BruiserBrody]

The Brown County Sheriff’s Office Patrol Division is looking for help in identifying the male in the photos. We would like to talk to the male in reference to trespassing and other behavior on private property in the 5000 block of Duquaine Lane in the Township of Green Bay, northeast corner of Brown County. The property owner’s deer cameras captured the images of the male. Anyone with information regarding this suspect, can remain anonymous by calling Green Bay Area Crimestoppers at 432-STOP (7867).

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Naked Old Man

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[AA484]

A University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee fraternity is under investigation into whether its members may have slipped "date rape" drugs into alcoholic drinks at a party last weekend.

UWM police executed a search warrant Tuesday at the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity house, 3321 N. Oakland Ave., while investigating a party last Friday night that left several people severely intoxicated and with memory lapses.

One student has been arrested and referred to the district attorney's office for possible charges.

The same fraternity was investigated last year in connection with three sexual assault reports, though charges were not filed.

In the most recent incident, three women and one man were taken to a hospital for protective custody.

Police were called three times to the Sandburg Residence Hall between midnight and 1:33 a.m. Saturday as students entered the dorm, unable to stand or walk and with color-coded X's on their hands from the same party, police said.

"We are deeply concerned about these allegations because the safety of our students is our No. 1 priority," UWM spokesman Tom Luljak said Thursday. "Our police are aggressively pursuing this investigation to determine exactly what happened and who may be involved."

Students at the fraternity Thursday declined to comment.

UWM on Thursday suspended the fraternity's affiliation with the university for at least as long as it takes for police to conduct their investigation, Luljak said. Once the investigation is completed, additional actions could be taken by the university, he said.

The fraternity house is a private residence, which means the university has no authority over what happens there. UWM, however, does control the fraternity's affiliation with the university and its members' affiliation with the university.

According to a search warrant affidavit:

Officers were called to Sandburg Residence Hall about midnight Friday after a young woman was so drunk she could hardly stand.

A breath test showed her blood-alcohol level at 0.20 — more than twice the limit of 0.08 considered proof of intoxication in Wisconsin — and she was taken to Columbia St. Mary's Hospital. Officers noticed she had a red X on her hand.

Fifteen minutes later, officers were called to assist another severely intoxicated woman at the dorm. She, too, had a red X on her hand and was unable to speak clearly or walk.

As officers helped that woman, a man vomited in a nearby trash can. The man, who had a black X on his hand, told police that he had been drinking at the Tau Kappa Epsilon house.

He had a female friend with him — who like the other women had a red X on her hand — and she said to get into the fraternity house they had to know someone inside. When they arrived at the party, they received a black or red X on their hand.

Only female guests could purchase an index card for $8. The index card provided "all access to the house" and the female guests could use it to get free alcohol from one of the bars in the house. The woman told police she had one or two drinks and gave the rest to the male friend. She was not taken to the hospital.

Officers from the university and Milwaukee police departments went to the fraternity house about 1:20 a.m. Saturday and found numerous empty alcohol containers and several large piles of vomit outside the house. The fraternity's president approached officers and gave them permission to enter the house.

Officers found 42 people drinking in the basement, all underage. One man was passed out and extremely difficult to wake up, officers wrote. When asked how old he was, he kept repeating "20 seconds."

About the same time, the third intoxicated young woman who was subsequently hospitalized was located at Sandburg Residence Hall. A breath test showed her blood-alcohol level to be 0.225 before she was taken to Columbia St. Mary's. She told police she had been drinking at the Tau Kappa Epsilon house and in a later interview told officers "you have to be hot" to get one of the index cards.

The officer asked if it was a special "ladies night party" and she responded: "No this is how it usually is. Girls always get wasted there."

The woman told officers she blacked out and woke up at the hospital.

Police followed up later with the women who were severely intoxicated. One told officers that a Facebook posting said Tau Kappa Epsilon had tried to "roofie" women — that is, give women a "date rape" drug that renders them unconscious — during the party the night before. She recalled a fraternity member got upset when she went behind the bar to pour drinks and was physically removed. She also told officers she had a "weird feeling and sensation prior to blacking out."

Others who attended the party told police some of the cups were moved under the bar while the drinks were being mixed and that several shots of vodka — a clear liquor — looked cloudy.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/uw-milwaukee-fraternity-probed-over-drugs-slipped-into-party-drinks-b99354529z1-275664681.html

 

[BruiserBrody]

Walker is about to sign "Right to Work". Prick.

His new budget proposes a 30% deduction in conservation funds for our rivers. True sportsman.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

I'm assuming the Wisconsin "right to work" crap means an employer can fire you at any time without needing to give you a reason?

 

[BruiserBrody]

I'm assuming the Wisconsin "right to work" crap means an employer can fire you at any time without needing to give you a reason?

Not sure if that's part of the deal, I just know it's mainly a wage lowering device and union killer.

 

[tekcop]

Yeah. "Right to work" refers to the right to work without having to join a union. Gotta protect Joe Everyman from the big, scary unions.

 

[Damaramu]

Brody don't you work at Walmart? I worked there in the TLE department for about 3 months in college. Did you have to watch the anti-union video where they act like WalMart is some kind of hero and unions are evil?

 

[BruiserBrody]

Brody don't you work at Walmart? I worked there in the TLE department for about 3 months in college. Did you have to watch the anti-union video where they act like WalMart is some kind of hero and unions are evil?

Probably? It was 14 years since orientation.

 

[Broward83]

Yeah. "Right to work" refers to the right to work without having to join a union. Gotta protect Joe Everyman from the big, scary unions.

It's also a way for companies to fire an employee for practically any reason they want. Texas is a RTW state and most forms you sign for a job state that you are aware Texas is a RTW state and you or the company can terminate your employment at any time.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

Same in South Carolina, and why our state is so flippin' poor.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

The stupid thing about RTW is I understand the reasoning behind it (listening to some horror stories from various customers over the years, so many unions in the area are so incredibly petty and will try to strong-arm non-union jobs in ways similar to the "evil empire" corporate sense) but the clause where an employer can terminate somebody's employment without having to explain why is absolute horseshit. My friend Matt lost his job as a mechanic at a nearby dealership, was never told why, and is having a hard time finding another job because of it.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Whether we chose to live in denial or not, it is no secret that vaginas are full of weird things – bacteria, living organisms, the missing planes of Flight 19. Well it turns out lactobacillus, a common bacteria used to culture milk, cheese and yogurt, is also found in the vagina.

So of course someone from Wisconsin would decide to put that to use. But rather than make cheese, as you would expect, it was something much more sinister. I use that particular word because the thought of thick, drippy vagina yogurt is so much worse than vagina cheese.

In her experiment, University of Wisconsin PhD student Cecilia Westbrook used a wooden spoon to collect her ingredients, then let it ferment in a dish overnight. In the morning, she mixed it with blueberries…and ate it.

She says it tasted like Indian yogurt.

So the next question is where, exactly, does Indian yogurt come from?

http://www.cultofweird.com/blog/vagina-yogurt-from-wisconsin/

 

[BruiserBrody]

http://fox11online.com/2015/04/07/mine-lobbyist-was-considered-for-dnr-post/

When you have a republican Governor, a mining lobbyist might try to get appointed to a spot in the DNR...

 

[Czech]

Rape in Wisconsin: it's in tents

 

[BruiserBrody]

Green Bay police blotter: 2:45 pm
7/16/15
Cedar St
Man's power shut off. Has jumper cables connected to power lines and rods sticking out of his windows to obtain power.

 

[BruiserBrody]

A Kenosha baby ended up in intensive care after her mother accidentally used vodka to mix baby formula, according to police.
Officers say the baby had a blood alcohol level over 0.29 percent.

http://wbay.com/2015/09/09/kenosha-baby-hospitalized-after-accidentally-ingesting-vodka/?cid=facebook_WBAY_TV-2

 

[BruiserBrody]

http://fox11online.com/news/state/wisconsin-man-charged-with-beheading-mother-with-sword

MADISON, Wis. (AP) - A Wisconsin man is charged with first-degree intentional homicide for allegedly beheading his mother with a 4-foot sword.

Forty-year-old Matthew Skalitzky appeared in court Monday. He is accused in the Sept. 11 death of his mother, 68-year-old Jane Skalitzky, at a town house in the Madison suburb of Sun Prairie.

The prosecutor says Matthew Skalitzky is severely mentally ill and saw people, including his mother, as inhuman clones.

Assistant District Attorney Corey Stephan says Skalitzky became upset with his mother after she found a box containing knives and a sword.

The Wisconsin State Journal reports bail was set at $1 million. A preliminary hearing is set for Oct. 13.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Recent Police Scanner Highlights:

11:09 P
9/27/15
Bellin Hospital Emergency Room
Female calling and wants to report that her own cat bit her tonight. I hope the cat listens to the police when they tell it not to bite anymore.

3:42 pm
9/27/15
Military Ave @ Hurlbut-
Man is sitting in the field eating plants

4:57 P
9/29/15
1400 block Dousman
Dark skinned male is looking into a house and taking pictures through windows, now he is in the back of the home taking pictures.

4:09 P
9/29/15
Doty Street
Welfare check on male - he has been screaming constantly for the past 12 hours.

1:14 A
9/29/15
Apartment Complex in Green Bay
2 year old child wearing only a diaper is running through the parking lot carrying a STEAK KNIFE? Parents are nowhere to be found. Apartment manager was able to get knife away from the child and has the child in their custody right now.

 

[BruiserBrody]

MADISON (AP) — Gov. Scott Walker, who has been involved in two secret John Doe investigations, signed a bill Friday doing away with the probes into political misconduct.

The Republican-controlled Legislature this week passed the bill doing away with John Does for any kind of political misconduct, including bribes, theft and campaign finance violations. They could still be used for violent felonies and some drug crimes.

http://fox11online.com/news/political/walke-signs-bill-ending-doe-political-investigations

 

[ViciousFish]

At this point he's just seeing what he can get away with, right?

 

[BruiserBrody]

http://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/newspapers-negro-headline-turns-heads

 

[Ed Wood Caulfield]

That can't be real.

 

[Jingus]

It is, read the story. It's about a woman named Mari Negro. It's just phrased really poorly; and it does kinda make you wonder why her family never changed their name.

 

[BruiserBrody]

http://fox11online.com/news/local/northwoods/sheriff-horse-may-have-been-sexually-assaulted

It's getting cold out, time to start raping the animals.

 

[BruiserBrody]

man in Madison, Wisconsin, was arrested after he threw a beer bottle at a bartender who changed music in the bar from Black Sabbath to a Christmas tune, according to police. Officers came to Farm Tavern Bar at 1701 Moorland Road just before 4 p.m. last Thursday over a report of a disturbance and determined the suspect left the bar, police said in a release posted Monday. An officer spoke to many patrons of the bar and identified the suspect as Christopher Gamboeck, calling him intoxicated and violent, according to police. The 33-year-old was upset because the bartender changed the music in the bar from Black Sabbath to Christmas music.
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Gamboeck “chugged his glass bottle of Budweiser beer, and slammed it down on the counter,” according to the release. He threw a bottle of beer in the direction of the female bartender’s head after he yelled expletives at her, the release stated. Other patrons in the bar prevented Gamboeck from going behind the counter as he circled the bar with his fists clenched, according to the release. His uncle eventually intervened and directed Gamboeck to the door. He left the bar, but pulled down a Christmas tree and broke several delicate ornaments, according to police. Police came to his residence and he rushed toward officers, the release said. He was threatened with a Taser before he was taken to custody. He said gender-based obscenities toward a female officer before he was taken to Dane County Jail. Gamboeck is facing disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property charges. His attorney information wasn’t immediately available.

http://sportsmasher.com/2015/12/29/wisconsin-man-throws-beer-bottle-at-bartender-when-she-changes-black-sabbath-to-christmas-music/

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

**joke about how she deserved it**