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Watched Project Wolf Hunting [2022] via Prime - 6/10

A group of Korean inmates are being transported from the Philippines back to Korea on a cargo ship only to find out they're not alone and have something else on board with them. Decent acting and the plot does kind of get confusing/not well explained by the end but @Big Papa Paegan and @Brocklock and @Valeyard should all check this out just for the blood, kills, and gore effects. I've literally never seen a bloodier movie and I'm not a gore hound in the slightest but this was so bonkers fun just for the blood and practical effects. Worth checking out solely for that.
 

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Long post coming, because I got Shudder a couple weeks ago after a few years of not having it, and I've been having fun. Here's the movies I've watched for the first time and really liked with a little spoiler free thoughts:

Huesera: The Bone Woman (2022) - Fantastic film. Probably the best of the batch with a great lead performance and story. Still has a ton of unsettling scenes and images too. That's all I'll say about this one.

The Brain (1988) - fun 80's cheese.

Grabbers (2012) - Entertaining Irish Horror Comedy with a great second half.

Arrebato/Rapture (1979) - Very good artsy horror film with some experimental elements. Might need to watch it again to fully digest.

Poison For The Fairies (1986) - More of a drama at times, but a great film. Pacing is slow, but the characters were very engaging and interesting. The dynamic between the two girls makes the movie and I can't stop thinking of the ending.

WNUF Halloween Special (2013) - I tried watching this years ago and just wasn't in the mood. But, it clicked this time and it was such a fun experience. The corny commercials were all fantastically done, and the ending goes there, and unnerved me.

Dr. Caligari (1989) - I don't know what to make of this. One of the strangest movies I've ever seen. Feels like horror mixed with a John Waters movie. Needs to be seen to be believed.

A Bluebird In My Heart (2018) - Not a horror film, but a gritty neo noir in the style of a Jeremy Saulnier movie. Great lead performance with some hard to watch moments. My only qualm is that 83 minutes it was too short, and didn't flesh out the other characters besides the main one.

Primal Rage (1988) - More 80's cheese. A really dumb and cornball early version of the 28 Days Later concept. Absolutely entertaining and the lead being a dead ringer for Jim Carrey makes it even more fun.

MadS (2024) - Best zombie movie in a while. The one take gimmick absolutely works here, and it was fun to bounce from character to character.

Infested (2023) - Best killer bug movie in a long time. The gritty atmosphere really worked, and I liked that there was minimal comedy and the spiders were taken as complete threats. And I ended up loving a lot of the characters by the end of the movie.

Kandisha - (2020) - Really good cursed woman Folk Horror type of film from France. Ending stuck with me. Didn't need the animal cruelty though.

Exte: Hair Extensions (2007) - Batshit J-Horror movie about ghostly hair extensions. Played mostly straight, but there is some comedy that really worked. The antagonist that is obsessed with hair is so bizarre to watch and absolutely makes the movie. The hair stuff is legit creepy in that 00's J-Horror sort of way and there's great dread throughout. It's got to be hard to make a eerie film with such a silly plot, but Sion Sono did it.


The worst movie I've seen through this run is called Home Movie (2008). A found footage movie about two ten year old twins that are probably evil. The movie could of been effective if it wasn't for the godawful lead performance from the guy that played Caleb in Near Dark. He plays maybe the most obnoxious character I've ever seen in a found footage movie and it completely took any tension out of the ending. The ending with a better lead character could've been really unsettling, but it didn't work.

I also didn't care for Death Game from 1972. The movie Knock Knock with Keanu is a remake of this movie, and I just found it really boring and annoying without the added camp of the Eli Roth movie. Seymour Cassel is definitely a better actor than Keanu, but he just isn't as hilarious, and entertaining in this. A real slog for me.

I shut Kuso (2017) off after like 30 minutes, because it was legit making me ill. I can handle all the Fulci, Cannibal, nasty Italian and Japanese stuff, but no thank you to the amount of time focused on giant boils, puss, poo, and other bodily fluids. I can't do it.
 
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I also didn't care for Death Game from 1972. The movie Knock Knock with Keanu is a remake of this movie, and I just found it really boring and annoying without the added camp of the Eli Roth movie. Seymour Cassel is definitely a better actor than Keanu, but he just isn't as hilarious, and entertaining in this. A real slog for me.
I tried this long ago, maybe shortly after Knock Knock came out, and agree (I didn't make it long in the original tbh). I think there's a lot to be said for a movie that may have a better story/acting/etc. but lacks that entertainment factor vs. a movie that's more entertaining and re-watchable for that factor. This is where the team from Radio Silence shines regarding stuff like Ready or Not or Abigail where they recognize that it's okay to have some fun in the horror genre.

I think that's a lot of what these recent horror remakes miss when trying to remake the 80s/90s/00s movies (see The Crow this year too) is that they are trying to go too hard in the "realistic"/"down to earth" style and completely ignore that sometimes campiness and dumb fun is a good thing. The baddies in The Crow were memorable not because they were acted with Philip Seymour Hoffman/Daniel Day Lewis level but they were kinda goofy, over the top at times, and entertaining to watch. The hyenas in The Lion King, largely b/c of Whoopi Goldberg's casting IMO, were largely the same result (extend that to Jeremy Irons as Scar too where there's camp underneath the seriousness/darkness).
 

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I watched a Spanish movie called The Coffee Table on Tubi that has been getting some online buzz. It's from 2022 and I think got a release here this year. Best to go in blind. I was shocked at this. Probably the blackest and darkest "comedy" I've ever seen. I wasn't laughing at all tbh, but by the end it gets into absurd territory, and I can see why some found it hilarious. Very well acted and disturbing. I found it much more horrific than funny. It's been entertaining to see all the reactions online varying from people finding it funny, to people that are legit shaken, and upset by it. I'm more in the latter. That's all I'm gonna say about it. Watch it.

8/10
 
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Finally got around to watching Heretic and it was a solid 7/10.

Hugh Grant was fantastic as were the two female leads. The film was very tense starting out for maybe half the movie then it kind of fizzled out towards the end, unfortunately but worth catching.
 

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Looks good. It seems like Osgood Perkins is aiming for a more tongue in cheek movie than "Longlegs", and it's nice to see us getting one that doesn't go too far into comedy.
 

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One of my favorite new annual traditions... the 2025 Dead Meat Royal Rumble!

 

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Bring it on. I love this stupid franchise. Even 4, which is awful, but there's so much camp. This is my M3GAN or Terrifier.
Outside of part 4, this is a really fun franchise (everyone talks about how terrifying the opening truck pile-up in part 2 is, but forgets how funny the rest of the movie can be.)
 
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All 5 FD films are on Max so I'm due for a rewatch. I wonder how much the first one holds up. I remember watching a lot of 2 back in high school and college as it was on HBO/Cinemax constantly. I saw 3 on a date on Valentine's Day and remember it recycling some of the deaths from the first two. I know I saw 4 but don't remember it. And you know, I don't think I ever saw 5.
 

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I think I'm the only one that doesn't hate 4, but it is really bad. I just laughed so much at the stupidity and random scenes. The racist getting killed set to "Why Can't We Be Friends" made me chuckle.

All 5 movies are at least entertaining even if they aren't good. I'd rank them 2, 1, 5, 3, 4 but many have 3 towards the top. There's a plot turn towards conspiracy bullshit that hurt the movie a little for me.

1 holds up mostly for Devon Sawa being a likable and compelling lead, and seeing Seann William Scott play a nerd instead of a party dude horndog. The kills are tame for the series, but still awesomely done.

5 is actually worth watching. The ending is amazingly done, and the characters have a tinge more depth than the usual in the series. But, not that much depth lol.
 

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I don’t like 2 as much as everyone else. The log scene in the beginning was legit scary, and tense. Then every death in the movie got laughs from my theater.

4 deserves every bit of hate it gets. Just an ugly movie to watch. Looks like shit.
 
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I think some of the deaths in 2 were laughable on purpose. The blonde guy's death gets progressively funnier and funnier after the increasing danger. The 17 year old kid suddenly acting five and chasing after pigeons then getting crushed by a glass panel was hilarious. And, the ending where freaking Mickey from Shameless gets blown up is definitely played for laughs.
 

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I think I'm the only one that doesn't hate 4, but it is really bad. I just laughed so much at the stupidity and random scenes. The racist getting killed set to "Why Can't We Be Friends" made me chuckle.

All 5 movies are at least entertaining even if they aren't good. I'd rank them 2, 1, 5, 3, 4 but many have 3 towards the top. There's a plot turn towards conspiracy bullshit that hurt the movie a little for me.

1 holds up mostly for Devon Sawa being a likable and compelling lead, and seeing Seann William Scott play a nerd instead of a party dude horndog. The kills are tame for the series, but still awesomely done.

5 is actually worth watching. The ending is amazingly done, and the characters have a tinge more depth than the usual in the series. But, not that much depth lol.
This series is my Terrifier... stupid fun but god damn if I just have a blast with all the movies even 4.

My rankings mostly by how much I re-watch them: 1, 3, 5, 2, and 4. The opening scene in 2 is fantastic but I don't like the movie much as a whole and the characters all kind of grate on me even the lead (which is no easy feat because I adore AJ Cook in Criminal Minds). There are times I'd rather re-watch 4 than 2, as bad as the former is but 2's opening scene is such a standout I can't properly put it last.
 

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AJ Cooke is very easy on the eyes, but that movie had the blandest cast of the series other than 4. 2 has Tony Todd, but 4 has Mykelti Williamson.

Also, I think I'm the only one here that has a soft spot for trash early 00's culture and Nu Metal culture from that era. So, the looks and clothes were hilarious. I will say the opening scene over the credits with boring news footage of the first movie is one of the worst opening scenes ever. Everyone thinks the movie starts immediately with the log truck crash, but it takes a little build up with some dull dialogue.
 

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It has the only scene where Tony Todd rips off a nipple ring at the morgue. He may make a quip after it as well.
 

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So a Wolf Creek 3 with John Jarratt returning. That's huge as he easily makes these movies and imo Mick Taylor is one of the best horror characters of the last 20 years (05-25). New director though, so hopefully he doesn't lay an egg.

I find the first really effective in what it does, but it's so grim that I've only seen it maybe two times. Jarratt is chilling as Mick Taylor. One second he's very entertaining and kind of funny, then the next he's horrifying and relentless.

Part 2 I only saw once, but I remember it actually being a good sequel. Completely different to the first with more of a fast paced survival action vibe compared to just the relentless dread and gloom of the first.

I'll probably revisit them soon. I don't blame anyone for hating either movie because they are really mean spirited. But, I like them more than the Wrong Turn series.
 

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Thought @Big Papa Paegan might be interested, as it's from the guys behind "Summer of 84" and "Turbo Kid". I'll admit "Summer of 84" didn't win me over, but this actually looks fun, and I'm all for a slasher movie that isn't just a bunch of jokes with the occasional gory kill.
You're goddamn right I'm interested, Gare-bear!
 
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