Downsizing was one piece of bad scriptwriting after another
Honestly, for me it's entertaining. It's not "good" in any way, but it's so strange that I can't help but feel delight whenever he's on screen.I liked Elvis but goddamn Tom Hanks gives one of the worst, most out of place performances in the history of film.
Outside of the OG Black Christmas, swap the opinions around and you've got my thoughts.Some Christmas watches.
Violent Night (2022) - I wanted to watch this last year before Christmas, but didn’t end up catching it, so instead of going out of season I say on it for nearly a year… wasn’t worth the wait. It was mostly a fun time, but could have lost 10-15 minutes, and would have been better for it. Harbour was great in the roll, but it was just missing something for me. I think I built it up in my head better than it was.
Black Christmas (1974) - One that I just missed all these years. Halloween gets credit for being the first slasher it seems, but obviously this one has a jump on it. The kills are a mixed bag, but the killer is very unsettling, and the scenes with him are disturbing. Solid tension throughout the film. Liked it quite a bit, but the Christmas setting doesn’t feel all that necessary. With some tweaks the movie could have happened around Memorial Day.
Better Watch Out (2016) - For me this one was on its way to being something alright. Then I saw where things were going then it just fizzled.
Maybe my least favorite trope in horror is where someone is a totally normal person, then once they’re revealed as the villain it’s all either crazy voice, or “I’m going to be super unsettling, and isn’t this eerie how calm I am about all of this?”
However the Christmas setting doesn’t feel all that necessary. With some tweaks the movie could have happened around Labor Day.
Rare Exports (2010) - I had initially put on Deadly Games, then realized it was subtitled, and just wasn’t feeling reading. So I threw on Rare Exports… which lured me in with English, then the goddamn reading started. But it was getting late so I figured I’d stick with it
The first 45 minutes or so just feels like such a bleak, and depressing father/son Christmas horror story. I enjoyed this part of the movie, just kinda waiting to see where it was going. Then the movie goes to super silly town, and I’m here for the ride. The shift in tone is unlikely anything I’ve seen in a movie. Had a great time with this one.
I completely get anyone that really likes, or dislikes the Rare Exports tone change. It just hit me the right way.Outside of the OG Black Christmas, swap the opinions around and you've got my thoughts.
-Violent Night was a blast for me, start to finish
-Better Watch Out turns awesome at the reveal (PAINT CAN)
-Rare Exports works awesome as a dark, unsettling holiday horror flick...but gets real lame when it goes into comedy
Leave The World Behind 4/10
Great cast (Julia Roberts, Mahershala Ali, Ethan Hawke, Kevin Bacon) but a very underwhelming movie for me.
A family (Roberts, Hawke, their 2 kids) rents out a home only for the homeowners (Ali and his daughter) to unexpectedly return home while electronics start going out and chaos is happening all over. Then it's up to them (and the viewer) to piece together what's going on while they try to survive.
Kevin Bacon is a glorified cameo, which was very disappointing. The director was up his own ass with constant tilting/swirling camera panning to the point it was making me nauseous (there were at least 7 such shots by my count). If you suffer from motion sickness easily, avoid this movie or you'll just be looking away a lot. The movie just ends with no real conclusion like the director (who also wrote the script) couldn't figure out a way to conclude the plot behind what was implied literally 5 minutes before the end of the movie.
There's also a deer scene that is very much a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment that makes no sense, has zero bearing on the plot, and seems like it was included to add tension but felt like something out of M. Night's The Happening.
The cast was great, as expected but it felt like the director came up with this interesting idea and couldn't figure out a way to wrap it up because it was too much of a big-picture concept that he missed the trees for the forest. It was self-contained to the extent that there was very little in the way of real tension and the plot was too big to get the viewer to care for the characters, especially at the end with the "supposed" reveal while having a ton of unanswered things going on that were never answered and just left dangling.
#1: What was going on with the teen son at the end? Was it a bug bite from the woods or something else? Presumably, he'll die or are we supposed to now expect him to live because of the medicine?
#2: What the fuck was up with trying to make a group of deer menacing? The director couldn't think of a more vicious animal that would legit add tension/be scary?
#3: Presumably the family/Ali & daughter would go to the Thornes bunker like the daughter did but what then? They all just survive/wait this thing out? I guess we're also to expect Bacon's family to live/survive this too.
#4: There's no answer to the country that supposedly initiated this entire thing so I guess we're supposed to believe Ali's random info dump at the end as being the cause/reason for this happening. So I guess America gets fucked and the invading country/countries then just take over? This is all assuming that his character is correct in the interpretation of what's going on as well.
Yeah, it sounds like people who watched his Mr. Robot show generally liked this a lot more than people (like me) who never watched the series or just never got into it. I was engaged but not necessarily in a good way, more like I just kept waiting for something to happen/something to be explained. It kept veering off into interesting side plots (the oil tanker hitting the beach, the sound wave thing, the deer randomly congregating then running away, Ali's character implying all these powerful people knew ahead of time, the unknown person that left a lying imprint in the shed, etc.) and it never just stopped and gave a reason why. It just... was a scene with X.I liked this a little more and would go 6/10. Maybe 6.5/10. It definitely felt Mr. robot esque with the unanswered questions and vagueness. Lacked the power of the tv show. I guess there are a lot of Mr. Robot references and Easter eggs, but I've only seen two seasons.
I did like the visuals and performances. I really like late period serious Julia Roberts and I enjoyed her misanthropic performance here. Ethan Hawke has played roles like this forever but I still liked him and thought he was good in the Kevin Bacon scene. Mahershala Ali was good as well and the man has so much presence. He's gonna be a great Blade for sure. Even if it comes out when he's in his mid 50s.
The running gag about Friends made me roll my eyes though. It felt like a weaker version of the Mr. Robot bit where the young guy was obsessing over Seinfeld.
I'll also say I was engaged throughout the runtime. I had a feeling it would drag, but I was invested for the entire nearly 140 minute runtime. Especially compared to the similarly long netflix movie Reptile, which is the biggest slog I've watched in a while.