Youth N Asia
Boners, and farts.
Surprised by how much I’m enjoying the Ted series on Peacock. Didn’t care too much for the first movie, didn’t bother seeing the second one, gave up on Family Guy a decade or so ago.
Agree with all of this. The FBI characters were awful but Statham was fantastic. I love how he decided to play this completely straight. The one FBI actress is actually decent enough in "Umbrella Academy" but she was completely wooden here.The Beekeeper - 6.5/10
This would be a 7.5/10 without the two cop characters. Completely obnoxious and unfunny. The actress gave one of the worst performances I've seen in a while, and did not sell anything well. She didn't react to anything properly and was so snappy and cynical. I can't tell if it was the intention, but she wasn't entertaining and her line delivery was so off.
With that out of the way, I had a blast otherwise. The script really is garbage, but Ayer and Statham know it and play it more straight than usual which really works. Ayer's directing really elevates things and this film is much more meaner and violent than I was expecting. Statham is ruthless and this might be his best action film since the Crank movies. Without him, this could've been really bad. Mark Wahlberg or Vin Diesel as The Beekeeper would be so much worse. Statham has so much more presence and intensity.
Josh Hutcherson is also really entertaining as the douchebag villain. I got Logan Paul vibes at times and he was such a shithead. Very fun performance. And the villains in general were loathsome and fun to see get taken out by Statham.
Action was pretty terrific and versatile. It also didn't drag and was perfectly paced. I want to like this more, but the cop characters and the lead actress, in particular, really hurt the movie for me.
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Drive Away Dolls-Ever watch a movie and think "I don't dislike this, but I don't really like it"? That's this one. It's the definition of whatever, which is a shame considering it was directed by Ethan Cohen and has a great