NBA Offseason Thread 2021

[alfdogg]

Sounds like he and Chris Paul are both staying put on longer deals

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1421973429348151297

This is karma for me making fun of rumors of Lakers assembling a 2014 superteam.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Lakers may have some competition for Melo

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1421867544730816513

Melo is one of my favorite players, I'm a lifelong Syracuse fan and Knicks fan. I'd totally be down for one more run before he retires a Knick.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Market has crashed for Victor Oladipo and now rumored destination is a vet's minimum contract with the Lakers.

On one hand, he shouldn't have turned down those lucrative contract offers from Indiana & Houston. On the other hand, maybe he can focus on his singing career more in L.A. !

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

The Athletic reporting that Kawhi will resign with the Clippers on a max deal.

 

[alfdogg]

Lonzo to the Bulls picking up steam

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Also rumors in the New England sports media that there might be sign and trade where Marcus Smart gets sent to New Orleans for Lonzo. Genuinely don't know how to feel about that.

Rumors of an IT4 comeback to the Celtics. Not sure of what I think of this rumored mid 2010s Celtics reunion tbh.

 

[alfdogg]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1422262255962427394

 

[Brocklock]

I've seen two different scenarios where Lonzo comes to the Bulls. One with Lonzo to Bulls, Lauri to Hornets, Devonte Graham to Pelicans and another with Ball to Bulls, Graham to Pelicans, and Satoransky, Draft Capital, and Josh Hart to The Hornets.

Would like that either way.

Bulls also interested in DeRozan. If the Bulls get Lonzo and DeRozan, I'll be like this

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Also rumors in the New England sports media that there might be sign and trade where Marcus Smart gets sent to New Orleans for Lonzo. Genuinely don't know how to feel about that.

Rumors of an IT4 comeback to the Celtics. Not sure of what I think of this rumored mid 2010s Celtics reunion tbh.

Fuck the other dudes but gimme Isaiah Thomas!

I'd be really surprised at New Orleans letting Lonzo Ball go this quickly considering they could (in theory) build a team around Lonzo/Zion as the two future focal points.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1422316364694425614

 

[Brocklock]

HELL YEAH

Sounds like it's Lonzo for Tomas Satoransky, Garrett Temple, and a 2nd Rounder

 

[alfdogg]

Mike Conley staying with Utah 3y/72.5m
Jarrett Allen staying with Cleveland 5y/100m (!)
Tim Hardaway Jr. staying with Dallas 4y/74m
Kelly Olynyk to Detroit 3y/37m
TJ McConnell staying with Indiana 4y/35m
Nerlens Noel staying with New York 3y/32m
Alec Burks staying with New York 3y/30m
JaMychal Green staying with Denver 2y/17m
Kyle Lowry to Miami for 3 years, S&T for Goran Dragic & stuff
Daniel Theis to Houston
Boban staying with Dallas

 

[alfdogg]

Doug McDermott to San Antonio 3y/42m.

Yes, you read that right, Doug McDermott is getting 14 million dollars a year.

 

[alfdogg]

The CAM PAYNE TRAIL is staying in Phoenix for 3 years/19 mil

 

[alfdogg]

Torrey Craig to Indiana 2y/10m

Chris Paul staying in Phoenix 4y/"up to" 120m

 

[alfdogg]

Duncan Robinson staying in Miami 5 years 90 MILLION DOLLARS.

I am officially retiring from the board to work on my jump shot full time

 

[Krankor]

Chicago Bulls are replacing The Alan Parsons Project starting lineup stadium music with the nWo B-Team midcarder music.

 

[alfdogg]

David Nwaba staying in Houston 3y/15m
Jeff Green to Denver 2y/10m
Sterling Brown to Dallas 2y/6m
Reggie Bullock to Dallas
Moe Harkless to Sacramento 2y/9m
Gary Trent Jr. staying in Toronto 3y/54m
Furkan Korkmaz staying in Philadelphia 3y/15m
Bobby Portis staying in Milwaukee 2y/9m

 

[alfdogg]

Zach Collins to San Antonio 3y/22m
Alex Len to Sacramento on a 2 year deal

 

[alfdogg]

Mike Muscala stays with OKC 2y/7m

 

[Krankor]

Looking at what a lot of these absolute bums are getting, I'm pretty sure Zach Lavine needs a new contract right now.

 

[alfdogg]

Solomon Hill staying in Atlanta

Dwight Howard, Trevor Ariza and Wayne Ellington to the Lakers

 

[alfdogg]

Evan Fournier to the Knicks 4y/78m

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

Evan Fournier to the Knicks 4y/78m

 

[alfdogg]

Derrick Rose staying put as well, 3y/43m

Nicolas Batum staying with the Clippers

 

[alfdogg]

Alex Caruso to the Bulls 4y/37m

JaVale McGee to Phoenix 1y/5m

 

[909]

Fuckkkkkk well he wouldn’t have played that much anyway.

 

[alfdogg]

Cody Zeller to Portland

PJ Tucker to Miami

 

[alfdogg]

Austin Rivers staying in Denver
Gorgui Dieng to Atlanta
Devonte Graham to New Orleans 4/47. S&T for a lottery-protected 1st