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Epic for the Summer

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Godsmack and Staind are touring together this summer. Over/under on the amount of anti-Biden rants between songs?
 

Big Papa Paegan

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It's 1998. You're a tattoo artist by trade and sing in an Alice in Chains cover band. You have a handful of original songs and one of them gets frequent airplay on a local radio station. You stand united with the "freaks" that go to your shows, no matter their identity.

It's 2002. Your band is HUGE. You write the theme song for an expected summer blockbuster. Those same "freaks" are now more interested in a band with 9 members wearing Halloween costumes. You ink a deal with the US Army to let your music be used to drive up recruitment numbers.

It's 2010. Your band is a fucking joke. You are a joke in your hometown with everyone but the light beer drinking sports fanatics.

It's 2023. You've completely abandoned all pretext of being a rabble rousing rockstar and are clinging to whatever semblance of notoriety and fame you can get. You've had to cancel a major leg of an upcoming tour due to a lack of interest.

It's 2023. Your name is Sully Erna. You are a fucking tool.
 

Cackling Co Pilot Kamala

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You hate to see it @Springtime for Epic .

Guess Crazytown won’t be on the fall leg of Brett Michaels’ Parti Gras tour.
 
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