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TSM goes Step by Step to the Full House of Family Matters

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I discovered it last week and spent the rest of my work week combing through every episode. It shouldn't be as funny as it is but I lost it several times.
 

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There used to a blogspot site that reviewed FH episodes, but then it stopped updating. I should check and see if it's still there.
 

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I posted the link after accidentally finding it and skimming it for a bit, but taking the time to actually read it, it's great. Somehow made even better by a whole bunch of comments from "real" Full House fans who are angry.
 

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Why does that writer keep referring to Joey and Jesse as "the uncles"? Joey wasn't an uncle!
 

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Uncle Mattdotcom said:
KingPK said:
DrVenkman said:
http://www.fullhousereviewed.com/

Also Perfect Strangers airs twice a day (which actually means 6 times a day with a cycled schedule) on Dejaview in Canada now.

For some reason his constant use of the characters' full names (Kimmie Gibbler, Rebecca Donaldson) is the best thing ever.

Also always calling it "the full house"

I like that. His break down of Jesse and Rebecca's relationship is amazing. I look forward to the Season 1 Homo anxiety!
 

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Danny sits his daughters down and explains that the Dads are all gonna get down on some hardcore fucking with a bunch of strange women this evening so he wants them to go to the Gibbler’s. DJ, being very mindful of the fact that in order to do that the producers would have to hire some actors to play the Gibblers and build some interior sets of their house, suggests that she act as babysitter for the evening instead. Danny’s like, sure why not? Just so long as they don’t interrupt all the nasty ass fucking that will be taking place downstairs.

Lost it.
 

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Danny tells Joey to get out of the bathroom so DJ can take her enormous shit but then Joey points out that he has to share a hallway and bathroom with three little girls and he just wants an hour to himself to beat off in the bathtub without everyone bugging him. I
 

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Is People With Money a real publication?

With links to such hot stories as "Richard Karn next James Bond" and "Richard Karn named Sexiest Man", I have to assume YES!
 
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