WWE in Spring of 2024: The Paul Levesque Era is here.

[Valeyard]

Vince made him an offer for a new company.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Maybe the ratings are going to be gangbusters and I will look like a dummy but WWE doing the brand draft the same week as the NFL Draft (in case of night one of WWE/night two of the NFL, the same night) seems super tacky to me. Like RAW Bowl level cheesy.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

But did they take a shot at their competition that made fanboys angry?

 

[909]

Maybe the ratings are going to be gangbusters and I will look like a dummy but WWE doing the brand draft the same week as the NFL Draft (in case of night one of WWE/night two of the NFL, the same night) seems super tacky to me. Like RAW Bowl level cheesy.

I feel the same way but I know I hate WWE so I decided not to vocalize this.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

And draft results manager to be super random and more boring. Also I just know Pat McAfee is going to drop some stupid insincere “I was at the NFL Draft this weekend with Bill Belichick and this is way more exciting!” line on Monday.

 

[JN News]

I really think that they should just drop the whole "undisputed" tagline from Cody Rhodes' title and just call Cody the "WWE Champion". I'm also glad to see they finally dropped the Universal Heavyweight Championship from the WWE altogether.

 

[Hawk 34]

After long negotiations, Drew McIntyre, as expected has reached a new deal with WWE

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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I hope this is planting the seeds for a “whoever wins, we lose” Heel Ve Heel feud between these two.

 

[Fall of Epic]

WWE is considering getting a new in-house composer. I barely watch these days but I know watching the Rumble this year and hearing everyone's themes kind of sounding the same and uninspired kind of brought down the experience a bit. I did like LA Knight's theme though!

 

[Valeyard]

So this is how HHH hires his cousin Jojo.

 

[strummer]

Patrick Mahomes on Raw.

 

[Hawk 34]

Time to bring Trevor Lawrence out for Dynamite.

 

[claydude14]

Time to bring Trevor Lawrence out for Dynamite.

That’s a pretty dece Coca Cola/Pepsi comparison of QBs Mahomes/TL

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Tom Hannifan (FKA Phillips): CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? TENNESSEE TITANS STAR QUARTERBACK WILL LEVIS IS HERE AT TNA IMPACT!!!

Cut to Levis in front row half heartedly waving to the camera with a lukewarm smile.

 

[Valeyard]

That's just because the Titans know what went down the first time they had front row seats to a TNA show and are scared.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Best in the world at stinky poos.

The PG Era is not dead.

 

[Valeyard]

Corporate Machine Punk looks pained.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I mean he probably is still in literal pain too but yeah, CM Punk in the John Cena fan ambassador role is quite awkward.

 

[Valeyard]

It's hilarious.

 

[Hawk 34]

Well he’s used to working with children, ya know

 

[Hawk 34]

As hilarious as it would have been after basically dying for the company at Mania for him to not sign, Seth Rollins has signed a new deal to remain with the WWE.

Even more than Drew, there was never a realistic chance he was going to leave.

 

[Valeyard]

Cuck gonna cuck.

 

[Hawk 34]

Cuck gonna cuck.

No sorry Miro is still in AEW.

 

[Fall of Epic]

A bunch of NXT names were shown the door today. Most notable being Drew Gulak.

 

[Hawk 34]

Gulak was a creative and training partner with Danielson in WWE but I don’t think he’s gonna push to rock the boat bringing him in.

Enjoy northeast shindies, pal.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

As hilarious as it would have been after basically dying for the company at Mania for him to not sign, Seth Rollins has signed a new deal to remain with the WWE.

Even more than Drew, there was never a realistic chance he was going to leave.

It's a shame IMO because if anyone needed a change of scene it's Seth. He's beyond fucking stale and there's a ton of interesting things he could do in AEW for a year or two before going back to WWE.

 

[Valeyard]

I just want the Mox blood feud we got denied for mustard.

 

[muzzington]

A bunch of NXT names were shown the door today. Most notable being Drew Gulak.

Did he accidentally fondle it on the way out?

 

[BUTT]

Surprised Drew wasn't able to pull some strings backstage and keep his job.

 

[BruiserBrody]

WWE is considering getting a new in-house composer. I barely watch these days but I know watching the Rumble this year and hearing everyone's themes kind of sounding the same and uninspired kind of brought down the experience a bit. I did like LA Knight's theme though!

UFC pays for legit music for their fighters.... I suppose weekly costs is a different beast though.

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Saw the Andre tribute video they aired on SD! I'm an old head I guess as the kayfabe breach on the actual SD! show feels dirty.
(They said the peak of Andre's career was the WM 3 crowd drawn. While true, HE LOST THE MATCH.)
I rolled my eyes at them airing B roll of the crowd exploding with joy while pretending it was from Andre winning the main event of the first Survivor Series,
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Very cool mural of Andre in the WWE HQ. I wonder if Vince hired and fired multiple contractors like HH Holmes did in order to create his romper room corner of the building?