Abortion

[A Happy Medium]

Sperm are fucking stupid. Some miss the egg and go right down a Fallopian tube. Then there's the instances where one is conjoined with another and they just swim in circles until the canal wrecks them as if a rancor.

Also, I want to have politicians that don't get frazzled at the word cunt, even.

 

[Jingus]

The fact that we've got elected officials who would use such an archaic and sexist term as "mixed company" is not surprising, but still awfully goddamn depressing.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

The point of the vasectomy ban comment wasn't literal, she was putting forth a similarly silly overreaching measure regarding mens reproductive health to kill the bill restricting womens reproductive health

 

[Jingus]

Oh. Shit. Nevermind. I did that thing where I pay attention to the first few paragraphs, but by the time I hit the home stretch I'm just giving the text a light skimming. That's a pretty brilliant piece of satire by that rep, actually.

...but I'm still haunted: "mixed company"? Is that woman ninety years old?

 

[bigolsmitty]

These aren't real efforts to ban vasectomies, these are efforts by Liberal Dems to embarass Republicans.

 

[Jingus]

Yeah, Agent just pointed that out a couple posts up, and I replied about it.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

...but I'm still haunted: "mixed company"? Is that woman ninety years old?

That was said by a man, Jingus.

 

[Jingus]

Maybe I should go back and read the whole thing a third time and try not to get bored by the end. Point is, "mixed company" was a phrase I thought had gone out of use around the same time as black-and-white televisions.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Abort Jingus.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Abort Jingus.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Abort Jingus.

 

[KOAB]

...but I'm still haunted: "mixed company"? Is that woman ninety years old?

That was said by a man, Jingus.

I read it.

 

[Jingus]

Fuck off with that shit, KOAB. I did read that article, completely, and I'm getting really goddamn sick of you calling me a liar about it. When I get something wrong, I admit it (unlike some others on this board), as I did with this recent one.

 

[KOAB]

If I would have quoted Abort Jingus would you still have told me to fuck off?

 

[KOAB]

Abort Jingus.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

Apparently Jingus is racist too.

 

[Jingus]

If I would have quoted Abort Jingus would you still have told me to fuck off?

The abort thing is just a stupid joke. This "you didn't read that article!" deal of yours isn't joking, and your refusal to ever drop it or admit that maybe I did read that goddamn article (since I explained it repeatedly) is getting really irritating.

 

[KOAB]

Another Republican, Nashville, MI, representative Mike Callton, added: "What she said was offensive. It was so offensive I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company."

Did you read Byron's post right after the article I posted?

 

[Jingus]

Considering that I already fucking said that I didn't fucking notice that particular fucking detail: no, I clearly missed that fucking post. What the hell is your problem with this? Drop it.

 

[KOAB]

I just find it peculiar of all the things to get angry over... it's this one.

 

[Jingus]

Because you seriously are calling me a liar, repeatedly, and I don't like that.

 

[KOAB]

I forgot I had my serious face on.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

You had your serious face repeatedly

 

[KOAB]

Okay, serious face is gone.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Jingus and Damaramu are gonna eiffel tower you until you quack like a duck

 

[KOAB]

pfft

 

[Mickey Massuco]

lol

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Because you seriously are calling me a liar, repeatedly, and I don't like that.

I laughed so hard when I read this, especially because it reminded me a lot of the way Dama takes things so personally.

 

[KOAB]

they'll be bonding in a different realm after I judo them into comas

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Then they'll just DA your dream self. Do you really want that, KOAB? Do you want Jingus and Dama to dream-rape your dream-self?