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Holy shit I can't wait to see President Kevin James... hopefully he can convince his good buddy Joe Rogan to play in this as his Vice President.
 

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I don't understand how aliens thinking outdated arcade games represent our military combat strategies would cause President King of Queens to actually make them our military combat strategies
 

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I'm throwing my hat in the ring in saying that's my boy was a funny movie. I caught some scenes on TV and one of them was the saluting scene and the wassap scene. Needless to say I watched a full version when I could. Bonus points for riding the five point oh with the rag top down.

And I am also seconding finding his voice in it inherently funny. I am a sandler fan for the most part, but even liking this movie surprised me.
 

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So, Adam Sandler wanted to make a western comedy called "The Ridiculous Six" and Warner Bros. said no. It's mostly because "Blended" tanked, and well, "A Million Ways to Die in the West" killed any chances for another comedic western, though his new Netflix deal might be playing a part in it as well.

That being said, it looks like "Grown Ups 3" is a go.
 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMVGScC0vDA&feature=player_embedded

This looks like a parody.
 
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Some dude on Grantland wrote about it a few months ago and said it started off ok and then it turned out to be one of the worst movies he's ever seen.
 

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Norm MacDonald was going to be one of the "Ridiculous Six". Almost would have been worth it to make that film to see Norm get work.

The Cobbler looks like something Corey Haim and Corey Feldman would have made in 1989
 

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strummer said:
Norm MacDonald was going to be one of the "Ridiculous Six". Almost would have been worth it to make that film to see Norm get work.
Norm has been in seemingly most of Sandler's comedy movies, even the really shitty ones like "Grown Ups". He's not that picky when it comes to movie roles (not that he has much of a choice-dude apparently has a gambling addiction)
 

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Gary said:
strummer said:
Norm MacDonald was going to be one of the "Ridiculous Six". Almost would have been worth it to make that film to see Norm get work.
Norm has been in seemingly most of Sandler's comedy movies, even the really shitty ones like "Grown Ups". He's not that picky when it comes to movie roles (not that he has much of a choice-dude apparently has a gambling addiction)


This wasn't just a cameo role though.

Norm was supposed to have a bigger role in Grown Ups but most of his stuff was cut
 

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Gary said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMVGScC0vDA&feature=player_embedded

This looks like a parody.

Jesus. This looks worse than any of his comedies. I would gladly watch Grown Ups 2 or Blended over this horseshit.
 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ld3IJ0sUU

Because it's from Sandler's production company and ugh fuck you Adam Sandler.
 

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So there were some big hacks of Sony, and it turns out people there don't like Adam Sandler movies either.

Be more focussed and ruthless in directing our resources to businesses that will sustain the long term health of SPE - networks, broadcast TV shows, new movie franchises, digital distibution By the same token, stop or reduce support for areas that have no more value (Sandler movies, DVD)

There is a general "blah-ness" to the films we produce. Althought we manage to produce an innovative film once in awhile, Social Network, Moneyball, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, we continue to be saddled with the mundane, formulaic Adam Sandler films. Let's raise the bar a little on the films we produce, and inspire employees that they are working on the next Social Network. That said, there's a strange dichotomy of encouraging us to be fiscally responsible, but then upper management allows certain talent and filmmakers to bleed us dry with their outlandish requests for private jets, wardrobe and grooming stylists - and are surprised when they are asked to work more than 5 hours to promote their film.

In TV and Theatrical, I hope management looks closely at the money spent on development and term deals to ensure efficiency. There are a lot of term deal personnel as well as creative personnel, yet we only release a dozen or so Columbia Pictures a year, for example. And will we still be paying for Adam Sandler? Why?

It is commenable that SPE understands/supports the importance of risk-taking, particularly in how the we pick films to greenlight. However, the studio needs to change deal structure that has been in place with Happy Madison, as this arrangement has disproportionately benefitted Adam Sandler and his team, relative to SPE.
 

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Is that Billy Mitchell in the Blinky car? Edit: No, Peter Dinklage. Well, he never stood up in the trailer.

Also there is no way I don't eventually watch this.
 

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I'm strangely looking forward to an Adam Sandler movie. I never thought I'd say that again.

Since Donkey Kong is in this movie, does this mean that Mari...err I mean Jumpman might appear too?
 

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He's gone from making shitty movies to making shitty rip offs of Futurama episodes.
 

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It's actually inspired by a short film by the same name:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou8vRWTSsJo
 

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So was Whiplash, so clearly this movie is going to be great.

That trailer is weird too. The dialog and acting screams comedy but the music is all SERIOUS SERIOUS DUN DUN DUN SERIOUS SERIOUS DUN DUN DUN.
 
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