Bad Wrestling Fan Takes 2021

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1464830686704152592

Dag nummit. They are onto me and @Laz 's shared burner account

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

FUCK. WE'VE BEEN FOUND.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1465397026707943427

Damn it's only a day and I've already found @Laz 's other burner account.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

If I had a Twitter, I'd probably be making similar shitposts.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Booker T Calls Out CM Punk For Triple H References On AEW Dynamite

WWE Hall of Famer Booker T called out CM Punk for trying to "get a cheap pop" at the expense of WWE legend Triple H.

www.wrestlinginc.com

Bad Former WCW World Champion Takes.

I hope Triple H's boot tastes good, at least.

 

[Hawk 34]

What a doofus, kiss Ace’s ass, not Shawn’s old boss from NXT.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I tell you what though. The Dynamic Dudes were ahead of their time, dog. Those guys had swag. They had energy. The bright colors. The skateboards. A lot of these kids out there today dress just like Shane and Johnny did back then. (chuckles)

 

[Hawk 34]

Punk was never the bosses wife favorite, only real stars like Johnny Ace can say that.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...I mean, he's not saying anything particularly inflammatory. HHH was a big name during the peak of the genre's (not just the company's) popularity. He also tosses some inadvertent shade at HHH by saying that Punk, too, would've become a bigger star if he married into the McMahon family.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1466776740978647040

Yeesh. Flair seems actively trying to ruin* his legacy.

*(@BruiserBrody : REBUILD!)

 

[alkeiper]

Wrestlers bragging about how effectively they could've assaulted someone if they'd only had the opportunity. It's pathetic.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I'd expect it from dorks with Napeoleon/little sibling complexes like Chavo Jr but Flair should know better.


Wait, why am I expecting RIC FLAIR to display wisdom and good judgment!?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Bish, if I wanted to watch people who were unhappy with their jobs, I'd hang out with my co-workers more.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

When a performance job isn't fun anymore, then apathy begins to settle in. When apathy settles in, accidents are more likely to happen.

This is when you can tell who amongst the fandom has, and has not, done performances in their lifetime.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

HEY PAL! DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DRIVE INTO A TREE!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Bad take but Punk is awesome.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

The Twitter generation has their "THE ROOM IS SPINNING!" (which was never actually said according to TSM Historian @BUTT IIRC)

 

[Valeyard]

"If you leave YOUR BABY IS IN DANGER" is by far the best take.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1470059838826856452

 

[Dandy]

That is right up there with “don’t you see how you make me beat you?” as far as logic goes.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1470468286018166792

Bad Wrestling Fan Wrestler Takes.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Yeah, Danny. That's why.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1470337693863141376

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

"If you leave YOUR BABY IS IN DANGER" is by far the best take.

Whenever you think Wrestling Twitter can't get any worse, it does...

 

[Dandy]

Found @Broward83 ’s burner.

 

[Valeyard]

I like the cut of their jib. Gotta get them here before they too are silenced. Arch nemesis of Noah Fentz.

That twitter's kind of amazing in its way.

 

[Broward83]

Found @Broward83 ’s burner.

Naw.. That's more like the account of what's his name that was all in on silver or whatever.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1470766358539423744

Oh god he's playing into it now @Laz @Valeyard . Global warming must be real cause of the unfathomable amounts of time we'll hear THE HEAT discussed in 2022.

 

[Fall of Epic]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1470953450762645507

I don't love current NXT but the argument that fans can't cheer or boo whoever they want is beyond tired.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

I agree that crowds suck these days, just cheering for everyone...but that's 100% on the booking, presentation, and performance of the talent.