Bad Wrestling Fan Takes 2021

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1457399519658795011

 

[Valeyard]

Not really related but Danhausen is getting traction with non-fans and it's kinda weirding me out.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

He was on Conan’s podcast. He is a character that is really designed for non fans.

 

[Valeyard]

Good for him. I really hope it doesn't turn out he 's a scumbag.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Update: Bayley Fan’s Dad deleted his Twitter lol

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

“ God damn pal! Maybe we need to bring this guy back, Bruce! He knows how this business should work god damn it!”

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Notes from master booker Bubba Ray, whose one run with the book of a semi-major company ended with...

...most of the talent wanting to leave and the fans stop watching?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

@Laz ...GO BE A FAN!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458057957971673090

 

[Valeyard]

XPW's hero.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Show will start with Bully Ray standing in the ring for twenty minutes saying nothing with a blank facial expression, internally pondering what has become of his career as half the audience gives him a standing ovation and other half boos him and throws projectiles. He grabs a mic and yells FUCK YOU then storms out to a massive pop before TJP and Facade open the show.

*fingers crossed*

I correctly guessed Facade would be in the opener and TJP would be there so make the final third of my predication happen, Zicari.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458155364323631116

I really want the Bully Ray heel heat hot takes meme to last as long as possible.

 

[Valeyard]

I wonder what the average day for him and Velvet Sky is.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I imagine him playing first person shooters and yelling at random teenagers while blasting Black Label Society. Velvet Sky hangs out in the other room and reads glamor magazines and ponders getting involved in some sort of MLM scheme.

 

[tekcop]

I imagine him playing first person shooters and yelling at random teenagers while blasting Black Label Society. Velvet Sky hangs out in the other room and reads glamor magazines and ponders getting involved in some sort of MLM scheme.

Solid, classic Kamala post.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461038333732212742

It's not even that big of a deal to be on Fallon in 2021*. He's the fourth highest rated late night show at this point!


*If any producers for The Tonight Show lurk, that statement is in jest and I would love to do a set on your iconic program with America's best buddy Jimmy Fallon.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Hey the WWE guys are also doing Colbert! Maybe Fallon and Colbert can run in on E/Roman ala Jon Stewart and give us a nonfinish!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I won't care unless WWE dudes start showing up on Desus & Mero.

 

[Hawk 34]

I won't care unless WWE dudes start showing up on Desus & Mero.

Once again, @King Kamala Holidays attempting to erase John Cena.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Sorry I couldn't see him.

 

[Valeyard]

Lost my train of thought when I realized Kenny Omega is way too similar to Fallon that it isn't funny.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Solid, classic Kamala post.

VINTAGE KAMALA!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Lost my train of thought when I realized Kenny Omega is way too similar to Fallon that it isn't funny.

Actually very talented in a unique way but way too comfortable and self satisfied in their schtick in a way that aggravates a huge swath of cishet male fans...holy poop.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1462443267954511878

Gonna be hard to top this for worst take of the year. What a putz.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...I have no comment beyond making obvious cuck jokes

 

[Valeyard]

That $5 to Peacock I'm sure shows everyone who's boss.

 

[Dandy]

Check out his Tweets and Replies. This man wants to blow the WWE locker room.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Check out his Tweets and Replies.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1462510778624454658

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1463119178676723716

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Imagine hitting send on either one of those, and then sitting back in your chair, smugly, thinking to yourself, "Nailed it!"

 

[Valeyard]

I wish PsychoPenguin was still alive.