Bad Wrestling Fan Takes 2021

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

yeah I feel like David is nearing 30 if not already there. Not a kid. He has been talking about wanting to enter the biz for at least five years.

 

[Dandy]

People would simultaneously want him to do his father’s signature moves and style and be repulsed by it.

 

[alkeiper]

TBH, I think at this point he would get bookings.

 

[Super Leather]

There was some idiot wearing a BENOIT CLUB t-shirt at All Out; he got himself on camera and everything. He'd probably be David's biggest fan.

 

[Valeyard]

Has this guy even trained properly? The only buzz I've ever heard is about him wanting to be a wrestler but not actually doing anything to be one.

 

[909]

Has this guy even trained properly? The only buzz I've ever heard is about him wanting to be a wrestler but not actually doing anything to be one.

No, and he wants to use his dad's name to leech off the publicity from the incident. I don't like him.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I don't hate him but he seems not especially bright. And I mean good lord, he probably has a lot of PTSD from his dad murdering his stepmom and half brother. He needs therapy not a wrestling career!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1436033542430076933

Roman Reigns came back from cancer two years ago. I don't see how that weighs into this year's rankings. I think he should probably be #1 over Omega too but don't use guilt tripping as your primary argument!

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Shitside Newz is, legit, one of the worst "newz" sites on Twitter. They bash anything AEW does, no matter how good, and make up "newz" stories to get traffic.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Oh Jesus. I didn't even see it was them tweeting that. I thought it was just some dumbass WWE fan not a "newz" site. They also post a lot of unattributed stolen articles from other (legitimate) news sites IIRC.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Roman Reigns from a shoot perspective had a way better and more interesting year than Omega. from a kayfabe perspective Omega probably has the edge although the Impact title is totally meaningless as far as the belt collection. Might as well be the 24/7.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Rich Swann made the Top 10! No 24/7 Champion made it that high! Although from a shoot perspecting, R-Truth should.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1439999946502049801

I knew there'd be some bad takes RE: Martha agreeing to a licensing deal with AEW but I wasn't sure if it'd be this bad!

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1439999946502049801

I knew there'd be some bad takes RE: Martha agreeing to a licensing deal with AEW but I wasn't sure if it'd be this bad!

Haven't busted out this gem for a while but this guy can suck a huge dick.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1440303784681373716

Good Wrestling Fan Takes. Give me Bayley Vs Shingo!

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1442242885173325832

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1443009845477744643

Charlie is me realizing this tweet is probably accurate

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...I mean, Gacy turned into a fine worker 5-6 years ago, but...

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

CW: Casual transphobia...erm, I guess.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1443614347973042183

None of this makes ANY SENSE. In fact, if anything it should the opposite trajectory since I think WWE has most female fans and GCW has the least.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

also NJPW is still probably my favorite and I have no ass.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1444670234951028742

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

President Biden is #AllElite

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

AEW doesn't have stories? Since when?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1451228369052446728

 

[Valeyard]

How dare they have a roster of people who can legit work any spot on the card without question and have every match, no matter how admittedly hotshotted as they can feel, lead somewhere? Stupid wrestling getting in the way of the reinvention of Doudrop.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

I'd actually agree that there isn't enough storytelling going on, but there's still plenty for the matches that are being built as mattering.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

IRT an interview where Punk spoke positively about AEW's treatment of Brodie Lee

 

[tekcop]

I don't think Brodie had much time for rehabilitation.

 

[alkeiper]

I recently read a biography of Jim Henson (Muppets, I know…). His illness sounded a lot like Brodie’s. A couple days from persistent cough to organ shutdown.

 

[strummer]

Yep, Henson was on the Arsenio Hall Show in early 1990 and felt ill with a sore throat and cough. He was dead a week later.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1453486680095268869

Seriously, how is it Tony Khan’s fault that other promotions suck?

 

[Valeyard]

I think it's one of two paths of bad logic: AEW has the fucking gall to give national exposure and stable contracts to a generation of guys who probably would never see such a chance and dey takin' our favorites, or a weird backhanded WWE praise because they aren't signing indie workers anymore.

Dude needs to post here, regardless. Shit like this, I want a breakdown.