Groovy Greg and Ringside Ralph can’t decide if Sargent’s Snipers or Debeers Dimondbacks is now the name of the team. For god’s sake Sarge has been on WWF TV for 6-8 weeks by now. This isn’t that hard!
Johnnie Stewart vs WT Jones Jones gets plenty of offense in despite technically being a jobber. Then after seeing Stewart fail to hit his own “flying knee” finish properly I realize this is the same match we saw on Aug 27th on ESPN with Verne and Marshall doing commentary. Not running a TV taping for months catches up with you….
Curtis "The Cat" Hughes vs Jamie Magnum Same match as shown on Aug 27th. Let’s see if the announcers give me anything to work with. They put over Curtis playing for Tom Landry’s Cowboys. They tease at the end that Hughes will talk about being lead by racist Col Debeers but Curtis just speaks of the TCS million dollars.
Col. DeBeers vs Tom Bennett Same match as shown on Aug 27th. Greg debates if Debeers can lead his team to victory with his racist ideals.
TCS update – Marshall says we have 3 weeks left. That’s a lot of redubbing and reusing of footage to piece together another 6 episodes.
Buck Zhumhoff promo. He talks about Johnnie Stew-rat. No mention of his 1986 or 1989 prison stints for statutory rape.
Texas Hangmen interview – they want to hurt people and get the million dollars.
.Destruction Crew – They remind us what a terror they were before they won the tag titles and we are going to see more of it again. .
Texas Hangmen & Destruction Crew vs The Trooper, Tommy Jammer, Brad Rheigans & Baron Von Rasche (behind the 8 ball match) Team Challenge Series
This is Survivor Series rules, but each pin or submission is worth points and tossing a man over the top rope is an elimination as well.
Jammer eliminates himself via a missed flying attack. Baron takes over as face in peril, which given his age and limitations isn’t great.
Baron fights back and wears a Hangman down with the Claw, but a skirmish breaks out and Hangman #2 knocks Baron to the floor (through the middle ropes) and take counts as an elimination, because reasons.
Rheigans rushes in and pins the dazed Hangman. Brad is then made into the face in peril for several minutes before he mounts a comeback, but foolishly charges the ropes on the heels side of ring and they pull down the ropes to eliminate the Olympian. 3 on 1 now vs the Trooper.
Trooper shoulder blocks one of the Hangmen out to the floor to eliminate him. Bloom and Enos pounce on Trooper and lay a 2 on 1 beatdown. Ref is useless of course. Trooper goes full Hogan as he hulks up from his knees and no sells. He chucks Enos for a good pop. Bloom gets whooped now that things are even steven, but Enos distracts Trooper from the apron and allows Bloom to dump the Trooper from behind.
The victors talk about the TCS money. Gagne is still talking about “Sarge’s Snipers” STOP.
To show how silly the TCS is, every team has an overall losing record. Baron is leading despite having a worse win/loss percentage due to having a bunch of draws and “DD” which I guess is double DQ? I have no idea. Great booking. Looking further into it, Sarge’s team has 40 total matches in 3rd place. Baron’s first place team has 52 total matches listed. Hard to win points if the matches aren’t evenly divided! Great booking. My head hurts.
Col. DeBeers promo to end the show. He buries his team of bums. He calls Curtis Hughes “clearly illiterate and under bred” and claims Rapey Zumhoffe has AIDS.
Ok, that may have saved the whole show. I laughed.