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Like, were there songs outside of "Can't Stop Loving You"?

I guess it also had that awful song where EVH did vocals.
 

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That lame song about Kurt Cobain’s suicide, (“Don’t Tell Me What Love Can Do” I think?). Like I know Hagar had a tough upbringing but he seems like one of the last people I’d want writing a song about depression.
 

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“Humans Being” was Twister soundtrack exclusive. Also third to last Van Hagar song before the last two on that VH compilation that came out in ‘04ish.
 

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What became of the kids on the cover?
 

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How much power does Jonathan Cain wield in Journey, @BUTT ? It seems weird that he would have more sway than the one original member of Journey.
 

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The rock yearbook evolved into a 70s classic rock (that doesn't fucking suck) countdown. I'll also have some punk and early new wave on there, too. I'll explain more in a separate post, but I hope to do release about 40 a week (2 posts of 20) until it's done.
 

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It’s fun to see Ginger Baker having a normal cheerful boomer artist Facebook page given how notorious of a grumpy, nihilistic asshole he was when he was alive. You know it’s bad when Eric Clapton is not even the biggest asshole in the band.
 

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"Bad Medicine" is a better KISS song than KISS ever did, and I hate me some Bon Jovi.
 

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At least, Bon Jovi is smart enough to realize that people want to see them back with their original lead guitarist.
 

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I still don’t get how if Neal Schon is a megalomaniacal control freak, how he hasn’t had everyone else thrown out of the band.

At least he got a reunion with Gregg Rolie. The wife beating drummer sounds more like Steve Perry than Arnel at this point.

Him saying “Hi. This is Neal Schon. I’m fucking your wife.” to his current wife’s ex husband is also comedy gold.
 

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I don't know how I feel about Weezer anymore. Thank got they disbanded in after Make Believe came out and haven't done anything since, though.
 

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Man your band is the most gender specific name there is.

I hate Mike Love's guts.
 

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Ironically people are into it when he plays an hour of it in Wall form.
 
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