Commercials we hate

[Youth N Asia]

Heineken "The Date" commercial [2011]

This douchy hipster guys annoys the bejesus out of me. I can't change the channel quick enough

The New freecreditscore.com band "Check It" Commercial

Freecreditreport was bad enough. Now freecreditscore pretty much copies the same idea, with a somehow worse group of assholes.

J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

The JG Wentworth one is one that I used to loathe but have since come to love solely because Gwar ended up playing it the last time I saw them.

I absolutely despise every single Progressive Insurance commercial featuring Flo. Her face hurts my eyes, her voice hurts my ears, and the fact that the proliferation of Progressive commercials has exploded in the past year hurts my soul. The only one I can tolerate is the one where she's sleeping and her dreams turn from car insurance to randomness, and that's only because the closing line of "justice" reminds me of that video where the kid dresses like Batman and demands justice for dinner (but then gleefully eats scrambled eggs).

 

[MFer]

J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

 

[Youth N Asia]

J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

It stays in my head and puts me in a bad mood after

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

I can't fucking stand Pitbull to begin with. This commercial makes me want to punch my TV.

Bud Light + Pitbull : Twist (English)

 

[Youth N Asia]

I can't fucking stand Pitbull to begin with. This commercial makes me want to punch my TV.

Bud Light + Pitbull : Twist (English)

Good call, not even the worst one though. I can't stand the one where the whole commercial is him just saying "let's have a real good time..." over and over and over again

 

[Smues]

State Farm - Discount Double Check (Aaron Rodgers)

And before the Packer fans defend that, I wouldn't care if it was one of my favorite players instead of Rodgers. That commercial blows.

 

[Damaramu]

I hate the stupid ass 4G commercials.

"Did you hear blah blah blah is retiring?"

"That's so 12 seconds ago."

"Thanks for the gift basket!"

I don't care if your phone is faster, does it make you move at light speed too!? How did you get him a gift basket in 12 seconds?

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

TipAlert DRTV60

I feel like the person who made this commercial (for a stupid product) discovered a sound effects machine for the first time.

Axe Chocolate Man commercial

This is terrifying.

 

[2GOLD]

I rather enjoyed Axe implying that spraying chocolate on you would make women into flesh raged cannibals that will rip off your limbs and eat them as you die a slow agonizing death from the blood pouring from your open wounds. See Old Spice come up with that shit? No, you just sleep good. Axe promises you women will want to devour you for your sex appeal and power!

 

[Gary]

The General Karate Commercial

I see these commercials on all the local broadcast stations. I hate them so. Girl's cute though.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

People Say I Eat Too Many Chocolate Bars
Attorney Richard Bernstein offers help to people who have been denied Social Security Benefits

 

[Brocklock]

Binder & Binder® — The National Social Security Disability Advocates®

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Cowboy hats are fucking stupid if you're trying to say "I'm a good lawyer who will win your case for you" but brilliant if you're trying to say "I'll just shoot the fucking judge until he says you win."

 

[Twisted Intestine]

People Say I Eat Too Many Chocolate Bars

YES! ILOVEYOU!

 

[LPM]

Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

I was thinking the same thing, for both points. But for the Corona one, I actually said something similar to a friend the other day.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Attorney Richard Bernstein offers help to people who have been denied Social Security Benefits

The Bernstein kids are horrifying to look at

Attorney Mark Bernstein speaks about his brother Richard Bernstein

"And did you know he's blind?"

Um...being that I'm not blind and can see his goofy face. Yes. Yes I did.

Richard and Mark each have a commercial where they verbally jack each other off. Can't find the other one.

 

[Damaramu]

Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

Well they're obviously on vacation somewhere at a ski resort. If you wanted to sit on the beach and drink Corona why didn't you take your vacation to a beach?

 

[Mattdotcom]

Who in their right mind would drink a Corona in the first place

 

[Precious Roy]

Heineken "The Date" commercial [2011]

Dude, I LOVE this commercial. God dammit. Am I a douchebag?

Also, the Karate General commercial is the shit. That karate chick is mad cute. Gary Floyd knows what's up.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Heineken "The Date" commercial [2011]

Dude, I LOVE this commercial. God dammit. Am I a douchebag?

Also, the Karate General commercial is the shit. That karate chick is mad cute. Gary Floyd knows what's up.

Ok, it's agreed upon. We all love the Asian girl. But the General commercials are annoying

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

They're worse on the radio.

 

[KingPK]

All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

At least he's right.

 

[Smues]

The JG Wentworth one is one that I used to loathe but have since come to love solely because Gwar ended up playing it the last time I saw them.

I absolutely despise every single Progressive Insurance commercial featuring Flo. Her face hurts my eyes, her voice hurts my ears, and the fact that the proliferation of Progressive commercials has exploded in the past year hurts my soul. The only one I can tolerate is the one where she's sleeping and her dreams turn from car insurance to randomness, and that's only because the closing line of "justice" reminds me of that video where the kid dresses like Batman and demands justice for dinner (but then gleefully eats scrambled eggs).

It amazes me that they somehow managed to find someone worse than Kenny fucking Mayne to do their commercials, but somehow Flo finds a way.

 

[2GOLD]

All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

At least he's right.

Improved pizza..and by improved we mean we just added spices to the crust and made them smaller.

As for commercial I hated, those Best Buy Christmas commercials with the arrogant bitch who bought a lot of stuff and threw it in Santa's face. I so wanted Santa to push that bitch off the roof and take a dump on the shit she bought before tossing a wooden train on her corpse.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

I sort of like the cheesy bread one as unintentional comedy. I don't know why but when the main chef admits their cheesy bread sucked, the facial expression of the other chef that reads like someone took a dump on his shoe makes me giggle. And the way that the main chef totally undercuts him when he says "You can jump rope with our cheese!" by responding "Yeah or you could eat it!" I like to imagine main chef slapping junior chef in the back of the head and calling him a homosexual whenever the camera stopped rolling.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Those Best Buy ones were horrible.

Staying on Christmas, any commercial where they have some asshole buy a Lexis for their loved ones pissed me off. "Yeah, in this time of economic downturn, we don't care about you unless you are rich, and if you are rich then buy your husband/wife a car. Fuck everyone else!"

And I don't mind the Progressive ones. I kind of like Flo. And the ones with the 4G network, the only part I like is the "Oh,FACECAKE!" I want a damn facecake!

 

[Damaramu]

The Lexis ones drive me insane because of the way they work that stupid jingle into them and the person looks so shocked. I wouldn't recognize the damn jingle if you played it for me. I hate all diamond commercials too.