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HarleyQuinn

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this thread of stories by a worker who has to try to get people to wear masks is pretty funny. I couldn't deal with these shitheads

This line slayed me: " I gave one woman a free mask. She looked at me like I handed her the corpse of her family pet. She kept that face the whole time she shopped."
 

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Statewide mask mandate in Ohio starting tomorrow at 6pm. Because there's an exception for actively eating and drinking, the first comment was "I'll just carry a box of Ding Dongs and a bottle of water with me everywhere so I won't have to wear it."

Fuck, people are stupid.
 

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Coworker's son posted a dr. Seuss joke book cover, "Things I will shove up your ass if you don't wear your mask." Different coworker's spouse goes off on him for having no real world experience and only watching CNN.

I chimed in the kids defense, "Don't worry man, Dr. Seuss would be advanced reading for these people."
 

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Guys, normally I'd welcome a visit from most of you but please ignore this ad campaign. I can show you some lighthouses and we can get lobster rolls after THIS GD GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS OVER!!!
 

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I mean, if you were to go to one state during all this shit, Maine seems to be the safest option. Too bad I don't eat lobster(!).
 

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Well, they are neck and neck. Vermont has 1% of their tests come back positive while Maine has 0.8%. But Maine has 1.34 cases per 100k while Vermont has 1.26 per 100k.
 

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Coworker's son posted a dr. Seuss joke book cover, "Things I will shove up your ass if you don't wear your mask." Different coworker's spouse goes off on him for having no real world experience and only watching CNN.

I chimed in the kids defense, "Don't worry man, Dr. Seuss would be advanced reading for these people."
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Cackling Co Pilot Kamala

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Sinclair is worse than Fox News IMO. At this point, I think people know what they're getting into with cable news and know that it's moderately to heavily editorialized. With local broadcast news though, I think it's mostly watched by older people who assume it's objective.
 

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I've heard more people call other people cunts since this started than almost anything else. It's interesting. Covid makin' people going the full Clegane.
 

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Went see our cautious friend yesterday, we all sat outside 6 feet apart and I guess their annoying friend also received an invite. Proceeds to complain that the bars are closed for her birthday, trying to scheme ways to "private party" and convince a friend that owns a bar and convince bands to play, etc.. and finally cautious friend flies off "the reason these fucking rules are in place are for public safety not for people like you to try and find loop holes." I looked annoying dead in the eye and asked why she isn't being more cautious anyway due to her kicking cancer's ass like 2 years ago, probably still hella compromised. "I'm not going to live my life in fear and in what ifs." Oh, and she works a job that is essential and could be a patient zero type situation if she would be asymptomatic. I made it clear that it's their house, their rules, don't invite us if annoying girl's going to be there.

Wife swabbed negative for her pre-op and the tumor is finally coming out on Thursday and I don't need some reckless asshat spreading this shit into my life again.

People wonder why I drink.
 

HarleyQuinn

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Reason # X why after a guest signs the waiver at the hotel I don't say shit if they come to the desk without a mesk. Ain't worth pissing somebody off or getting shot/beaten up over that shit.
 

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So, if it makes anyone feel better, the terrible people nobody likes are also extremely likely to get sick.
RIP to the only presidential candidate to ever quote Pokemon in a speech. At least until 2024/2028 when millennials are allowed to run.
 
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