Fast Food Burger Shootout

[909]

The Five Guys burger thickness is why they're better you heathens.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

What are the prices like? Those things are tasty but they are so tiny in every way possible I swear if I went to a White Castle with a normal dinner appetite I could probably take down a ton of them. Does one of the standard meals fill people up or do they usually end up adding a bunch of sliders in addition?

A "standard meal" at White Castle is a 10 pack

 

[Byron The Bulb]

Also wth is wrong with you those grocery store frozen White Castle things are like the most repulsive "food" in existence.

 

[foleyfanforever88]

No they're not. I eat them all the time. I'd say they're about 60% as good as the real thing.

 

[KOAB]

So who's gonna be the first victim of BK's California Burger, with guacamole?

This shit is good.​

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

RIP KOAB

 

[Star Ocean 2]

Avocado doesn't really go well with burgers. They're too mild to add anything, and their own flavor gets overpowered by the dead cow flesh. If you make it guacamole, that might be different. But since California is the avocado capital of the universe and all, I can be ultra snobby about them and assume that Burger King probably doesn't make good guacamole. I tried Pink's version, and it was the sorriest excuse for guacamole I've ever had.

 

[KOAB]

You liberal snob bitch... the BK version is really good though since having it a hour ago I've taken a massive dump.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

I have a food allergy to avocado so I will never get to taste this wonderburger

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

Wow, that sucks.

 

[Incandenza]

You can get a pretty decent guac burger at Ted’s Montana Grill, for those of you with access to that chain.

I’m surprised Whataburger hasn’t got into the guac game. Or maybe they have and I missed it. It wasn’t until recently that I learned you can get fresh, sliced jalapenos as a topping. Sooooo good.

 

[KOAB]

Best burger I've ever eaten is this fast food place by the black barbershop I went to as a kid. The burger has avocado, diced up banana peppers, black peppered bacon, grilled onions, and it's all on a big ass thick beef patty. It's called The Californian King and it's 7.25 just for the Burger alone but it's so worth it.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

Wow, that sucks.

Yeah. I used to eat guac by the pound and then all of a sudden I started feeling super nauseous if I even had a little on a taco or a sandwich

 

[Star Ocean 2]

You liberal snob bitch... the BK version is really good though since having it a hour ago I've taken a massive dump.

Liberal what? I'm an Ochlocrat. I used to love BK but they've really fallen off the map lately.

 

[Incandenza]

Byron, I was about to tell you that you should go to Whataburger and get some jalapenos on that bitch, but I just learned Gainesville has no Whataburgers!

 

[KOAB]

Food allergies out of f'n nowhere suck so much. I've become lactose intolerant just three weeks ago and I miss all the cheese I used to have.

 

[909]

I'm lactose intolerant but I don't give a fuck and just eat that shit anyway.

 

[KOAB]

I can't or else I get really sick.

 

[909]

I just get one massive shit and it's all good. Can't have any of that stuff when out in public though.

 

[NoCalMike]

The frozen white castle burgers are decent, but they are pretty expensive.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

About the price of White Castle sliders, they're like 80 cents each. I can't even White Castle anymore, though. You need to prepare and get ready for the consequences and I'm not up to it anymore.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

Byron, I was about to tell you that you should go to Whataburger and get some jalapenos on that bitch, but I just learned Gainesville has no Whataburgers!

I know! wtf

 

[CanadianGuitarist]

I don't know if you folks in America have The Ringer Whopper, but in Canada the commercial for it features a girl who had been in nothing but a series of cellphone ads for years. The first time I saw the commercial I expected her to tell me about her new Rogers phone and how Todd was totally road trippin'.

I saw this, if I'm not mistaken, on your Facebook last week. One of the broads from that oh-so-funky fivesome of people we were to believe were college-aged, but were, like 26? I haven't seen the commercial yet. Is it the bitch who demanded her guy let her use his phone in the movie theatre line so she could update her Facebook status? What's she gonna possibly say? "Rogers girl is....waiting in line for a movie!".

Actually, I went on such a tirade a number of times last summer, and since I always phrased it similarly to the above, I was often reminded of

"I am waiting for a bus!"

Anyway, was it her? Consider The Ringer Whopper my lunch this Thursday. Harvey's has a similar one now, too.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

I couldn't find that specific commercial but I believe she was the one throwing the fit, if memory serves. Here's the BK commercial, then some random Rogers commercial I could find:

Burger King "Ring Master Whopper" Commercial :30sec Version
rogers commercial

 

[CanadianChris]

We finally got a Five Guys here. Blew away any other fast food burger I've ever had. The only problem was having to wait 10 minutes for my order because the place was just packed.

 

[CanadianGuitarist]

I couldn't find that specific commercial but I believe she was the one throwing the fit, if memory serves. Here's the BK commercial, then some random Rogers commercial I could find:

Yeah, that's her alright. Guhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

I haven't had Five Guys in a while. There's one about 6 blocks from where I live, but I don't like paying so much for the food. To save money, never order the large fries. I've noticed that you're only paying for the cup. They fill the cup, put it in a paper bag and then put more fries in the bag. No need to pay extra for a larger cup. And I love that you get free peanuts while waiting for your burger. That's awesome to me.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

THERE'S A WHATABURGER IN NEWPORT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES ROCK HARD COCK SPRAYING GOLDEN ANGELIC TRIUMPH CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Incandenza]

GET SOME JALAPENOS ON IT!

 

[DMann1979]

I had me some Five Guys earlier this week. Yes it is a pricey meal, but I learned from the first time that a Little Cheeseburger, is still a decent 1/4 Pounder. And those regular fries are more than enough for one, hell if you're eating with a friend you only need order 1 reg fries and split it.

I don't know which I prefer, Five Guys vs Smashburger. Both are damn fine. Pricey but very much worth it when you want a real damn good burger.