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Watched Gladiator for the first time since probably the 00's. Was really concerned with how poor the opening battle scene was shot and edited, but the rest of the action scenes were shot amazingly. I'm not a history buff at all, so honestly I don't care about the historical inaccuracies. This is just a damn good action movie. Maybe a little overrated with the best picture win and people saying it's a masterpiece, but Crowe and Phoenix both give incredible performances. I also find Oliver Reed captivating to watch. Even right before death, his intensity just shines.

I drifted a bit during some scenes, but overall this held up a lot. Excited to watch the sequel, but I don't think Paul Mescal has any of the presence and charisma of Russell Crowe. Especially the Crowe from 97 to 2010 or so. Ralph Cifaretto is right about this one.

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I'm giving AP Bio another shot since it's now on Netflix. I watched most of the first season when it aired and didn't hate it but didn't like it enough to stick with it. Upon rewatch, I'm liking it a lot more. Howerton is great though Patton Oswalt is really hit or miss with me. Paula Pell however is also hilarious.
 

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Carry-On 6/10
Netflix movie where Taran Edgerton plays a TSA bag checker who finds himself in the wrong place, wrong time when a freelance bad guy (played by Jason Bateman) needs to get a bag onto a specific plane to kill 250 people.

Perfectly solid little thriller that reminded me of those early to mid 90s movies that would get thrown into theaters for 1-2 months and you'd discover them at your local video store via the cover art/actor on the front.
 

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FLOW is deserving of all the accolades and praise it has been receiving. Stunningly beautiful silent animated movie that absolutely pummels you with emotions, all of them. The number of times that I found my dead heart smiling and gasping in fear is alarmingly high.
 

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took my dad to see A Complete Unknown yesterday. Well made, everyone seemed to do a good job in their parts. You can defiantly tell where they’re juicing up the story for the sake of entertainment. The crowd turned on Bob at the Newport folk festival, but the riot like atmosphere the movie shows.

It’s kinda 20 minutes of Bob being a likable underdog, then two hours of him being an insufferable asshole.

Dad loved it. I liked it well enough.
 

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I know we have a streaming thread somewhere but it's buried somewhere. Anyway good chance to catch up on a few things given I'll never pay for a 6th string service.
 

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Every first time movie I watched this year in order of personal enjoyment.


First time Movies in 2024

  1. Oppenheimer (2023)
  2. Aliens (1986)
  3. Late Night With The Devil (2023)
  4. Oddity (2024)
  5. Escape from New York (1981)
  6. The Iron Claw (2023)
  7. Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
  8. In a Violent Nature (2024)
  9. Thanksgiving (2023)
  10. Psycho Goreman (2020)
  11. Talk to Me (2023)
  12. Dune: Part 2 (2024)
  13. Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
  14. A Complete Unknown (2024)
  15. Bone Tomahawk (2015)
  16. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
  17. Smile 2 (2024)
  18. Creep 2 (2017)
  19. A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
  20. Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
  21. Abigale (2024)
  22. MaXXXine (2024)
  23. Alien: Romulus (2024)
  24. The Bikeriders (2024)
  25. Saint Maud (2019)
  26. Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
  27. Trap (2024)
  28. Cobweb (2023)
  29. Terrifier 2 (2020)
  30. Evil Dead Rise (2023)
  31. Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar (2023)
  32. Black Christmas (2006)
  33. Fred Claus (2007)
  34. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker (1991)
  35. The Final Destination (2009)
  36. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
  37. Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (1989)
  38. Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
  39. Deck the Halls (2006)


-First movie watched: Oppenheimer
-Last movie watched: A Complete Unknown
-Movies seen in the theater: 4
-Christmas movies watched: 7
-Surprise find of the year: Anna, and The Apocalypse
-Letdown of the year: Evil Dead Rise
-Waste of time of the year: Silent Night, Deadly Night series
-First time watches vs previous year: -17


2024 rewatches
-Fox and the Hound (1981)
-Dr. Giggles (1993)
-Total Recall (1990)
-Tombstone (1994)
-Bloody Hell (2020)
-Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
-Scrooged (1988)
-National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
-John Wick (2014)
 

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So Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) was a waste of fucking time, huh? Plot's a mess, they double down on song/dance numbers (because it worked in '88), even Keaton feels like he's sleepwalking.

There didn't need to be both Delores and Jeremy, meaning that both felt shortchanged with their respective screen times and presences. Willem Dafoe as Wolf Jackson was fun, loved the DeVito cameo, enjoyed the Soul Train gag and the way the afterlife was fleshed out a bit more, liked the callback to the first movie with the wedding attire, but I was overjoyed when I realized I was halfway through this mediocre excrement. Hell of a way to end such a lousy year.

Tim Burton hasn't made a good movie since Big Fish. 5/10, because I can't NOT love Winona Ryder all gothed out.
 

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I set out to watch at least 100 movies in 2024. I ended up at 126, only 3 of them were rewatches (Home Alone 1 & 2 because I watch them ever year, Zodiac because I got the 4K for Christmas).

The Searchers
The Iron Claw
Leave The World Behind
Joy Ride
An American Werewolf in London
True Grit (1969)
Full Frontal
Martin & Orloff
Rio Bravo
Metropolitan
Ferrari
The Lady from Shanghai
Three O'Clock High
The Squid and the Whale
Anatomy of A Fall
Fort Apache
Brief Encounter
I Am Alfred Hitchcock
Past Lives
Paths of Glory
Knights of Badassdom
The Bravados
The Vanishing
The Lady Vanishes
Internal Affairs
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Bedroom Window
Lifeboat
The Quiet Earth
The Daytrippers
The Cowboys
Maggie Moore(s)
You Hurt My Feelings
The Wings of Eagles
Old Dads
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
The Sons of Katie Elder
The Outrage
American Fiction
The Comancheros
Poor Things
Chisum
They Called Him Mostly Harmless
I.S.S.
Blow Out
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Unstoppable
North to Alaska
Drive Away Dolls
El Dorado
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Easy Money
The Teacher's Lounge
Hondo
Civil War
Sting
Feeling Minnesota
23 Paces to Baker Street
Airheads
Unfrosted
The Straight Story
The Horse Soldiers
Anyone But You
Challengers
Loves Lies Bleeding
Brannigan
Rollercoaster
The Train Robbers
Near Dark
Twister
Rooster Cogburn
Longlegs
Who Killed The Electric Car?
The Undefeated
Dreamscape
The Bikeriders
3 Godfathers
Assault on Precinct 13
The Shootist
Peeper
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Big Jake
The Instigators
Donovan's Reef
Red River
Clerks III
Hit Man
Niagara
Wild River
Cape Fear (1962)
Rio Lobo
One False Move
Tender Mercies
Blink Twice
The Killing
The Old Dark House
Sleepaway Camp
Trap
Alien: Romulus
Halloween (1978)
Seconds
MacGruber
Cahill United States Marshall
Who's Harry Crumb
Hot Frosty
Deadpool & Wolverine
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
My Old Ass
Godzilla Minus One
The Watchers
Uncle Buck
Woman of the Hour
Delirious
Midnight Run
Point Break (1991)
Trapped in Paradise
29th Street
Christmas Eve in Miller's Point
Hot Rod
Home Alone
Home Alone 2
Nutcrackers
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Zodiac

Not quite sure why I got into a John Wayne phase last winter, but I think I count 25 of them in there.

Not a lot of newer movies in there. Not that I would usually go to the theatre a lot, but they tore down the local one in the summer and its about an hour drive so there are probably a few things I might have seen this year that I missed out on.
 
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I really enjoyed A Real Pain. I've been on the Kieran Culkin train since 1998 (the Mighty, before Igby!) and he's really good in this. The film gets really emotional at parts and the location shots were really well done.

This reminds me that I actually did see Jesse Eisenberg's first film (When You Finish Saving The World). I liked that one too but found this one to be better and mature.
 

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Watched A Quiet Place: Part One and it was fine. I'm always up for Lupita in anything but I don't know if this was necessary to make. I get some of the CGI needed for long shots but really wish they'd be able to do practical with the creatures as I think it'd help make it way more effective and scary. 5/10

I also rented Speak No Evil (on Prime for $5.99), the remake of the Danish? film, was good. I liked it more than most even if the trailer basically gave away the plot (though the twist they did come up with, I did not expect). James McAvoy was great although I felt like Mackenzie Davis' character was written a bit too thin and they didn't explore the family dynamics deeply enough to make us invested in the characters. The actors tried but it definitely felt like the script dumbed things down for an American audience. 7/10
 

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Rented The Wild Robot and it was fantastic. 8/10

Surprisingly heartfelt multiple times, gorgeous animation, and some great voice acting especially from Lupita. I personally liked Inside Out 2 more but this was easily the "better" movie just from an animation standpoint. I did feel like the 3rd act was a little rushed considering there really wasn't an antagonist in the movie but this was so good. It reminded me a lot of something like the first Ice Age meets (a lesser) Wall-E and a lot of what made that work carried over here though I think the themes here were stronger in general (and better executed).

I think IO2 had the better overall story in a sense (though the themes here were arguably as, if not more, adult but a bit more hurried) but Roz has that BB8/Wall-E vibe of being instantly iconic in a design sense.
 

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AP Bio, season 1
Solid enough, shows a lot of promise. There are quite a few moments that got me laughing good, especially those involving Heather (Allisyn Snyder) saying really off-the-wall things (and I almost woke up Jr. when she was "dissecting" the pig). Glenn Howerton is playing Dennis because that's his brand, but it works here. Kinda love Mary Sohn, too. I get the comparisons to Community, the school setting and the misfit cast and the douchey lead, but it's nowhere near as good...which is obvious.
 
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There's a noticeable dive after season one after they got renewed, didn't have a vision beyond the central plot of S1, and just kept throwing stuff at the wall. It has its moments (there's even a wrestling-centered episode!) but the potential of the first season is never really followed up on.
 

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The Day of the Jackal season 1

Really loved this. It was an interesting choice to re-imagine it in a modern setting, I don't know that I liked it better but I think it worked overall.
 

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There's a noticeable dive after season one after they got renewed, didn't have a vision beyond the central plot of S1, and just kept throwing stuff at the wall. It has its moments (there's even a wrestling-centered episode!) but the potential of the first season is never really followed up on.
I dunno. I'm liking the "Community Lite" tone to S3 and S4. S2 also has peak Lynette, who becomes just another background character before she leaves. And S4 has a Bruce Campbell guest star!
 

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Watched Silo Season 2. Loved it. There's very few shows IMO that understand how to balance paying off mysteries and setting up new ones. This show has done a great job with it. Apparently they're already filming season 3 and have season 4 written so there shouldn't be a long delay like last time.
 

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Netflix's Eric is so, so damn good. It's ostensibly about a missing child whose father (Benedict Cumberbatch) has a mental breakdown and imagines his son's imaginary monster, the titular Eric, as a real entity. What it really focuses on, though, was the rampant racism and homophobia within the 1980s NYPD, and how that related to class warfare and gentrification. Stellar series, highly recommended. 8.5/10

Frank (2014)
was on my "to watch" list for a decade now, and we finally got around to it last night. Holy shit this one's odd in the best sense. There may only be one legitimately decent person among the characters, and he's the guy wearing the huge fake head. Its change from an irreverent stab at "quirky" indie rock hipsters into a condemnation of the commercialization of alternative music is beautiful. 8/10
 

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FLOW is deserving of all the accolades and praise it has been receiving. Stunningly beautiful silent animated movie that absolutely pummels you with emotions, all of them. The number of times that I found my dead heart smiling and gasping in fear is alarmingly high.
Cosign. I'll add some hyperbole and say it's one of the best animated films I've ever seen and the best movie I've seen so far that was released in 2024. Just a beautiful perfect little movie. I was kind of a emotional wreck at points, but it's also so sweet and pleasant at parts. I loved this movie and I'll probably watch it again and again despite being in tears through a good portion. We need more movies like this.

Between this and me being one of the four people that really liked Sasquatch Sunset, give me more films that feature zero dialogue and aren't focused on human beings.
 
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LDP and Jr. were both battling some bugs this weekend, so that meant it was spent lying back and watching some flicks.

Smile (2022) is...alright, I guess? I don't know. We tried watching it three nights in a row (Wednesday through Friday night) because we heard how good the second one is, and we wanted to see the first to set the barometer, but I just kept falling asleep. It isn't outright bad, and featured fine performances by lead Sosie Bacon and support Kevin Gallner, but it just never got out of second gear. A whole load of nothing happens, JUMP SCARE, freak out, JUMP SCARE, repeat. A premise like this, where the protagonist's sanity is called into question, could've used a lot more of some nightmarish imagery and clever direction. 5/10

Luckily, Smile 2 (2024) delivers, overall. Starting to just a few days after the first, we jump right into the build to pop singer Skye Riley's (Naomi Scott) comeback tour, fresh off of a year long hiatus due to a drug-induced car accident that claimed the life of her boyfriend. She's cursed in a similar fashion to Rose (Bacon) in the first, but this entry decides to go quite a bit heavier into the insanity angle. Scott delivers a hell of a performance here, as she continues losing her grip on reality, and they explore the nature of the curse much better. In the end, it brings into question whether or not the entire second half of the movie even happened or was a pained hallucination, and that finale was outright insane.

I can't give it a heaping ton of praise, though, because 2h7m is too steep a runtime for something that still relies on jump scares for the majority of it. What I will say, though, is that writer/director Parker Finn's follow-up is such an improvement that I'm looking forward to what he does next. He has something great in him, I can feel it, and it'll just take some prodding to get it out. 6.5/10

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To wash that down, we cruised on with the biopic of legendary humorist Doug Kenney in A Futile and Stupid Gesture (2018), the brilliant comic mind that took the Harvard Lampoon and turned it into the National Lampoon, revolutionizing the voice of American comedy in the process. This is so jam packed with witty barbs and clever bending of the fourth wall that it's easy to lose sight of how the story ends, made the better by having comic character actor legend Martin Mull play the "today" version of Doug and Will Forte delivering a career highlight as Doug how he was. Even the fact that none of the actors playing the Lampoon crew look like their real life counterparts is a punchline in this.

FOOD FIGHT!!! 7.5/10

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To spin off of that, we went with Saturday Night (2024), a romanticized retelling of the 90 minutes before the debut of SNL. With this, I think we're starting to really see the fleshing out of the Jason Reitman/Gil Kenan team, in that they're pining nostalgic for an era of American comedy that the late Ivan Reitman had such a hand in creating, that so many people Jason likely could've called "uncle" or "aunt" in his youth made famous. It's not great, but it's entertaining, and no doubt has some considerable veracity to how events really unfolded that evening.

Plagued by almost everything that could go wrong doing so, Lorne Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle) navigates the chaos that could make or break his career.

This paired nicely with Futile, as so many of the early SNL writers and actors worked for the Lampoon beforehand, and captures some of the chaos that has legendarily unfolded before the cameras go live on a staple of television. 7/10.

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Now to stop laughing, we get Azazel Jacobs's exploration of grief and family drams in His Three Daughters (2023), where three sisters (Carrie Coon, Natasha Lyonne, and Elizabeth Olsen) are forced together as their father dies in hospice care. Old wounds are reopened, some are healed, and the frustration of dealing with unresolved bullshit comes to the forefront.

This one hit home, for many reasons. My sister and I had these arguments. My aunts and my father had these arguments. My mother and her siblings, too. Any of us that aren't only children will, eventually. And the ending is spot the fuck on. There's no major Hollywood "and then we all lived happy," just the sense that life goes on, and maybe we learned to be a little kinder to each other the next we speak, or maybe we didn't. 7.5/10
 

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You know I don't think Chevy Chase was ever the same after Kenney died. Doug was his best friend and Chevy's drug use really gets out of control after his death. You can see on the Caddyshack DVD how devastated he was. And Chevy still says Doug slipped and fell and didn't kill himself.
 

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I found Saturday Night a slog, but I just don't find Lorne (or his relationship with Ebersol) that interesting. It should've been through the cast perspective or a biopic on 70's Chevy being the biggest bastard. Also, SNL in the 70's was like 15 years before I was born and I'm not really a junkie for that period, so it was a little hard to get into at times. I loved the guys they got to play Belushi, Chase, and Aykroyd though.

On the other hand, I really liked The Order directed by Justin Kurzel (Snowtown, Nitram, Macbeth) starring Jude Law and Nicolas Hoult and really enjoyed it. Very gritty crime movie based on the 1980's White Supremacist terrorism attacks using The Turner Diaries. Cinematography and Soundtrack are award nomination worthy. Jude Law delivers a great performance as does Hoult who's had an awesome 2024. Three completely different performances (Juror No. 2, The Order, and Nosferatu) and he did a great job with all of them.

Kurzel is perfect at nailing these types of crime movies although it's less miserable than Nitram or Snowtown. Those two are great one time viewings, but this one isn't as hard to watch so I'll return to it.
 

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You know I don't think Chevy Chase was ever the same after Kenney died. Doug was his best friend and Chevy's drug use really gets out of control after his death. You can see on the Caddyshack DVD how devastated he was. And Chevy still says Doug slipped and fell and didn't kill himself.
That seems to have been the tipping point for him. He was always an asshole, but this take fits if what Joel McHale thinks is true (Chevy is intentionally off-putting so people don't get close).
 
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