Kamala's Random WCW Bullshit thread

[Hawk 34]

Bret and Regal would have had some absolute bangers and I feel like Blue Blood Regal against 123 Kid would be a heck of a program.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Regal morally appalled by late ‘95/‘96 era Shawn Michaels.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1365127428650205185

 

[Valeyard]

Regal being a fun guy who is into drugs and being affable would get him a Clique pass like Jarrett had. Regal actually probably takes Jarrett's spot, possibly even gimmick as Vince would no doubt love a stuck up British guy as a country musician.

 

[Hawk 34]

Given Vince’s uncanny ability to be at least 20 years behind pop culture, he would have rushed to give this new British guy on his roster an Elton John gimmick.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Good call.Puffy drugged up Regal could look a bit like ‘90s puffy Elton John if you dressed him up in tinted glasses and a colorful pantsuit. Have Regal sing a “Candle in the Wind ‘97” parody about Sable.

 

[Brocklock]

If there's one thing Vince would have his finger on the pulse on, it's Mr. Bean. And Regal would probably love to play a Mr. Regal type character since there's a clear Rowan Atkinson influence on his facial expressions.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Another great call. I would say a quarter to a third of Regal's tweets are about old British comedians (another third about wrestling and last third about his reptiles)

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1365028623804227585

Oooof.

 

[Hawk 34]

Man, you telling me we could have had STEVEN THE SNAKE REGAL?!?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Regal as the Attitude era update on Jake The Snake is almost crazy enough to work...

 

[Hawk 34]

Regal as the Attitude era update on Jake The Snake is almost crazy enough to work...

If only things timed out right, imagine a feud with these two pilled up drunks of fighting in a Alligator Swamp match.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1365330792138887171

 

[Hawk 34]

Like to imagine Eddies reaction when before launching off when King said “drop kick”.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1365346915819249668

 

[alkeiper]

Another great call. I would say a quarter to a third of Regal's tweets are about old British comedians (another third about wrestling and last third about his reptiles)

There's such a wonderful dry humor to Regal's work that I couldn't pick up when I was young.

 

[Valeyard]

Regal selling Razor's toothpick is just one of the small things I can picture and smile about.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1365466912881262595

 

[Valeyard]

That is Public Enemy's whole career in one gif.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1366203054828236801

I'm Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker and Fit Finlay is @Baby Shoes after I needlessly tag him in some dumb post about a '00s reality show.

 

[Baby Shoes]

It’s an honor to be compared to mullet era Finlay

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1366476932024586243

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Wow. Matt Taven is much older than I thought. Must be that Rhode Island water.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Wow. Matt Taven is much older than I thought. Must be that Rhode Island water.

Gotta be careful taking a run at @King Kamala ’s favorite wrestler. Bet he’s dreamt of the day he can meet him at a urinal.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Please, @Baby Shoes , call it by its proper name. It's a PISSAH.

 

[Baby Shoes]

What’s that? I couldn’t hear ya over the noise from the BUBBLAH, @Laz

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Really got to say being accused of being a Matt Taven stan by @Baby Shoes is probably most hurtful thing said about me on here.

 

[BruiserBrody]

What’s that? I couldn’t hear ya over the noise from the BUBBLAH, @Laz

Now I'm thinking the AWA should have embraced our Midwest charm and had a jobber known as Bubbler Jones.

I think my favorite jobber name remains Fracture Frankenburg(IIRC) in the WWF '85.

 

[BruiserBrody]

WM Rewatch Crosspost:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1352435983011241984

Now I can't unsee Demolition Smash jamming to the Wrestlemania Rap at WM 5.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1366795681042726917

As a kid I loved "Hard Work" Bobby Walker and wondered why he wasn't getting pushed on Nitro. Watching how much of a klutz he is now, I'm surprised they even let him on the C shows lol.

 

[Fall of Epic]

6:05 of this video is Bobby Walker's best work.

 

[Tino Standard]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1366795681042726917

As a kid I loved "Hard Work" Bobby Walker and wondered why he wasn't getting pushed on Nitro. Watching how much of a klutz he is now, I'm surprised they even let him on the C shows lol.

I was about to say that he was bouncing from the middle of the rope because you can get a bigger springboard from there instead of the corner (as explained by Taz during one of the AEW women’s matches on Sunday!), but then I saw the end and....yeah I got nothin’ lol.