Michael Jackson Passes Away

[Matt Young]

I'm fairly sure Purple Rain was Prince.

Indeed. Too bad MJ never covered "Pussy Control".

Matt fact: In 1995, I wanted to dress as Michael Jackson for Halloween. My mom said I was too fat. In retrospect, that was one of the few times being a fat kid benefited me in the long run.

 

[CBright7831]

[Earlier today before he died]
Customer: Michael Jackson is in the hospital.
Me: Oh no...did his hair catch on fire again?

 

[Mattdotcom]

I'm fairly sure Purple Rain was Prince.

Indeed. Too bad MJ never covered "Pussy Control".

Matt fact: In 1995, I wanted to dress as Michael Jackson for Halloween. My mom said I was too fat. In retrospect, that was one of the few times being a fat kid benefited me in the long run.

You could have been Weird Al as Michael from "Eat It"

 

[Kurt Angle Mark]

R.I.P.

Really sad day for me as I'm a big fan of his music.

A lot of my relatives associate me with Michael Jackson because when I around 2 and 3 years old I would put on a show for them by busting out Michael Jackson dance moves for candy and stuff.

 

[Matt Young]

I'm fairly sure Purple Rain was Prince.

Indeed. Too bad MJ never covered "Pussy Control".

Matt fact: In 1995, I wanted to dress as Michael Jackson for Halloween. My mom said I was too fat. In retrospect, that was one of the few times being a fat kid benefited me in the long run.

You could have been Weird Al as Michael from "Eat It"

Hahahaha... I wasn't, like, Hoff fat or anything.

 

[bps21]

R.I.P.

Really sad day for me as I'm a big fan of his music.

A lot of my relatives associate me with Michael Jackson because when I around 2 and 3 years old I would put on a show for them by busting out Michael Jackson dance moves for candy and stuff.

I'm sure he would have loved to see this.

 

[Sabre]

Time to enjoy days of death coverage, where everyone states he was amazing and never did anywrong in his life.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CONCERT TICKETS!

 

[HTQ]

R.I.P.

Really sad day for me as I'm a big fan of his music.

A lot of my relatives associate me with Michael Jackson because when I around 2 and 3 years old I would put on a show for them by busting out Michael Jackson dance moves for candy and stuff.

I'm sure he would have loved to see this.

And want to give hands on training.

 

[Smues]

Will there be a crazy lady releasing doves at his funeral?

 

[vivisectvi]

LMAO - http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

 

[CanadianChris]

Actual cause of death:

Spoiler

Eating a 9-year-old wiener.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I indirectly (and somewhat inadvertently) compared 9/11 to Michael Jackson's death just about an hour ago. I was just remarking how the weather always seems to be nice during really traumatic/bizarre days.

I just knew Michael Jackson's death would set a new record for shortest time between celebrity's death and jokes about said celebrity's death. The previous record holder was Charlton Heston and I can't say both didn't have it coming to them in a way. I'm actually a bit bummed about this but not enough to ruin any of you amateur yukster's fun.

 

[mellow]

Time to enjoy days of death coverage, where everyone states he was amazing and never did anywrong in his life.

Beats the endless Jon & Kate dreck that has long overstayed its welcome.

 

[vivisectvi]

^^^ fuck seriously..

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

10 year old boys haven't been this happy since X-Box was released.

Great talent, but one fucked up guy.

 

[Loaded Glove]

The worst thing about celebrity deaths is that everyone turns into a wannabe comedian.

 

[Master Thrasher]

Since I live close to LA, the news coverage about this has been non stop.

 

[still fly]

Since I live close to LA, the news coverage about this has been non stop.

For real. Coverage of MJ's death in the LA media is only dwarfed by three things in my lifetime: 9/11, the 1992 LA Riots and the 1994 Northridge earthquake. I'm in awe of the media circus at UCLA right now.

 

[fairtoflair7]

A Few things:

First, MTV had to change its joke of a schedule to a Michael Jackson tribute. Maybe they should show music more often. Then after a bit, 16 and Pregnant comes on, Give me a Fukin Break.

My favorite MJ tunes were the hits Beat It, Thriller, BJ, MOM, Smooth Criminal and the underrated ones Human Nature and Got the Hots.

RIP MJ

 

[DARRYLXWF]

What, no picture of Batman mourning in front of Jackson's gravestone?

Sad news. RIP.

 

[Mik]

Idolator has a posting saying that Michael left the Beatles catalog to Paul McCartney in his will.

 

[Positively Kanyon]

Say what you will about his 'tarnished' legacy and his alleged indiscretions, but the world has lost a truly brilliant musician and humanitarian.

RIP MJ

 

[Richard]

He never did sing that song the Minutemen wrote for him.

 

[bigolsmitty]

SOMEBODY POST THE BATMAN PICTURE GODDAMIT

 

[Smues]

Idolator has a posting saying that Michael left the Beatles catalog to Paul McCartney in his will.

So Paul McCartney killed Michael Jackson to spoil...ahh fuck I'm no good at those. But Paul McCartney probably killed him to get the catalog back. And he hired the serial pillist to do it.

 

[BruiserBrody]

 

[CBright7831]

SOMEBODY POST THE BATMAN PICTURE GODDAMIT

 

[bps21]

Batman's having a busy week.

 

[BruiserBrody]

An Emergency Room source at UCLA hospital said Jackson aides told medics he had collapsed after an injection of potent Demerol — similar to morphine.

A Jacko source said: “Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing.

“His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Micheal may have very well been dead by the time the paramedics got there

The memphis mafia and the EMTS did CPR and I think heart shocks to Elvis even though he was found stiff with rigor mortis, curled up, and dark blue.

Big stars get one last gasp.