NFL Offseason 2024: I guess Belichick can relate to 24 year olds after all.

[Hawk 34]

Well the Hunts are doing the old “well you all need to pay for this new stadium we aren’t doing it, we will move” tactic.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

The Royals are trying to do that without the benefit of being good for the last two presidential terms. What is in the water in the Kansas City area?

 

[Hawk 34]

The Royals are trying to do that without the benefit of being good for the last two presidential terms. What is in the water in the Kansas City area?

Leave it to the Boston guy to snicker at a team only winning one world title in the last decade.

BBQ sauce to answer your question

 

[HarleyQuinn]

ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports the Chiefs have agreed to trade CB L’Jarius Sneed to the Titans for a third-round pick and seventh-round pick swap.

Bills signed C Will Clapp, formerly of the Chargers, to a one-year contract.

Chargers signed CB Kristian Fulton, formerly of the Titans, to a one-year contract.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1772368861343449274

Spending too much time with Aaron Rodgers apparently.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reports the Steelers have agreed to terms with Cordarrelle Patterson, formerly of the Falcons, on a two-year $6 million deal. Steelers signed WR Quez Watkins, formerly of the Eagles, to a one-year contract.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Panthers signed EDGE Jadeveon Clowney, formerly of the Ravens, to a two-year, $20 million contract.
Broncos signed WR Josh Reynolds, formerly of the Lions, to a two-year, $14 million deal.
Rams are signing CB Tre’Davious White, formerly of the Bills, to a one-year, $8.5 million contract.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1773062513938047469

He is even funnier than his father.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Well then... https://www.dallasnews.com/news/cri...-in-connection-with-major-accident-in-dallas/

"A vehicle believed to be registered or leased to Rice was involved in a crash in the 6600 block of North Central Expressway at about 6:20 p.m., officials told The News. The law enforcement officials said police are looking for Rice, and a police call sheet obtained by The News confirmed that law enforcement officials were searching for him in connection with the accident.

His alleged involvement in the crash is unclear. Dallas police spokeswoman Kristin Lowman said the preliminary investigation determined a driver in a Chevrolet Corvette and a driver in a Lamborghini were speeding in the far left lane, near University Boulevard, where both lost control of their vehicles.

Lowman said the Lamborghini traveled onto the shoulder and “hit the center median wall, causing a chain reaction collision involving four other vehicles.” The occupants of both the Lamborghini and the Corvette all ran from the crash without stopping to see if anyone needed medical help or providing any of their information, Lowman said."

 

[Hawk 34]

Former CB Vontae Davis has died. He was 35.

 

[909]

Never forget when he thought the Bills were so terrible that he straight up quit the team during their Week 2 game. RIP

 

[Hawk 34]

The Royals are trying to do that without the benefit of being good for the last two presidential terms. What is in the water in the Kansas City area?

Well the citizens didn’t buy this threat as they voted against paying for a stadium renovation.

 

[Hawk 34]

Buffalo had enough of Stefon Diggs and sent him to Houston.

 

[Zetterberg is God]

I'm shocked it actually happened. Wow.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

- Lions re-signed TE Brock Wright to a three-year, $12 million contract. They matched San Francisco's offer.
- Deets on the Diggs trade: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports the Bills are trading Stefon Diggs to the Texans in exchange for 2025 second round draft pick. Houston will also receive a fifth and sixth round pick for 2025.
- Chiefs are re-signing RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire to a one-year contract.
- Chiefs agreed to terms with QB Carson Wentz, formerly of the Rams, on a one-year contract.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1777754530530177477

 

[strummer]

Packers/Eagles will open the season in Brazil

 

[HarleyQuinn]

49ers signed CB Rock Ya-Sin, formerly of the Ravens, to a once-year contract.
Giants signed DT Jordan Phillips, formerly of the Bills.
Eagles signed TE C.J. Uzomah, formerly of the Jets, to a one-year contract.
Jaguars signed DE Josh Allen to a five-year contract extension worth up to $150 million ($88 Million Guaranteed).
Patriots signed S Kyle Dugger to a four-year, $58 million contract ($32.5 Million Guaranteed).

 

[BruiserBrody]

The Packers are spending the boring part of the off season fighting with the city over Lambeau's lease. They have 9 years left but the extension meeting with the Mayor and Packers ending in a stalemate. Packers say they will cancel future expansion plans (IE JOBS and businesses to lease) if a long term deal can't be reached. The Mayor wants the Pack to spend/build more in Green Bay as the Lambeau extensions of multiple city blocks on 3 sides of Lambeau has mostly benefitted the Allouez suburb and not GB.
Then the Packers announced they want the tax payers/city to pay for a new locker room (so they can have 3 in Lambeau) because the NFL bylaws say the Packers have to have 1 locker room all year just for the Packers to use. A few years ago the tax payers gave them 100s of millions to fund the Lambeau district extensions with the promise of other sports and major concert events then being allowed at Lambeau. This has proven to be a one time every other year at best thing the Packers allow. So the 3rd locker room funding is the Packers pinky swear to bring in more entertainment.
The Packers being worth 100s of millions and asking for more has of course not caused any outrage in every comment section reporting on these stories. Everyone is calm and rational.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Titans acquired LT Leroy Watson from the Browns in exchange for a seventh-round pick.
Rams re-signed LB Troy Reeder.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Broncos signed DT Angelo Blackson, formerly of the Jaguars.
Raiders signed OG Cody Whitehair, formerly of the Bears.
Eagles signed WR DeVonta Smith to a three-year, $75 million extension ($51 Million guaranteed)
Colts signed DT DeForest Buckner to a two-year, $46 million contract extension.
Seahawks signed OG Laken Tomlinson, formerly of the Jets, to a one-year contract.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Here we go again, HQ…

 

[Hawk 34]

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Here we go again, HQ…

Well good news for you bud, Bills gonna join McAfee for the draft coverage. Finally a place Bill belongs

 

[snuffbox]

After calling Sandy Hook a hoax, Jets QB Aaron Rodgers also claims that Fauci and the US govt started HIV in the 80s.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Chargers are signing RB J.K. Dobbins, formerly of the Ravens, to a one-year contract. Chargers also have RB Gus Edwards on the roster and they'll be re-teaming with OC Greg Roman.

 

[Broward83]

After calling Sandy Hook a hoax, Jets QB Aaron Rodgers also claims that Fauci and the US govt started HIV in the 80s.

Wait. What??

 

[Hawk 34]

Yeah Aaron’s going into the basket trying to dust off old talking points.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

A month or two ago, I thought the idea of the Jets taking a QB at #10 was far fetched but it seems a bit more reasonable now…

(Even without the moonbat beliefs, a 40 year old coming back from a ruptured Achilles seems like a risky proposition. In spite of everything that has happened in the past year and a half following the NFL, I am still glad I am not a Jets fan. )

 

[snuffbox]

It's not usually ok to make fun of people who've suffered brain trauma but, in Rogers's case, I think it's good.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Jason Kelce lost Super Bowl LII ring in pool of Skyline chili

Kelce lost his lone Super Bowl ring in an odd way

www.cbssports.com

Why would you wear a sentimental ring worth (60K?) while diving into slop? No way some jabroni didn't pocket it.