NFL Offseason 2024: I guess Belichick can relate to 24 year olds after all.

[HarleyQuinn]

Browns agreed to terms with LB Devin Bush, formerly of the Seahawks, on a one-year contract.

Commanders traded QB Sam Howell, 2024 4th, and 2024 5th Round picks to the Seahawks in exchange for 2024 3rd and 5th-round picks.

Lions agreed to terms with DT D.J. Reader, formerly of the Bengals, on a two-year, $27.25 million contract.

Dolphins agreed to terms with CB Kendall Fuller, formerly of the Commanders, on a two-year, $16.5 million contract.

Cardinals acquired QB Desmond Ridder from the Falcons in exchange for WR Rondale Moore.

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1768468266542879046

Apparently a 4th round pick was too much for New England too. Lol

 

[909]

Also how the hell you trade one of the best players in the history of your franchise for that?

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Chiefs agreed to terms with WR Marquise Brown, formerly of the Cardinals, on a one-year contract.

Rams signed S Kamren Curl, formerly of the Commanders, to a two-year contract.

Seahawks agreed to terms with LB Tyrel Dodson, formerly of the Bills.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Also how the hell you trade one of the best players in the history of your franchise for that?

The NFL truly has such a weird disparity in its trade "value" system where 1st & 2nd Round picks are more a rarity and players who were drafted in the 1st Round just 2-3 years prior literally are being dealt for 5th, 6th, or 7th Round picks with a 3rd or a 4th being a best case scenario.

 

[AA484]

Aaron Donald retired

 

[BruiserBrody]

Also how the hell you trade one of the best players in the history of your franchise for that?

They were in cap hell. They had 4 of the 5 biggest non QB contracts in the league and were 25 million over the cap.

 

[Hawk 34]

They were in cap hell. They had 4 of the 5 biggest non QB contracts in the league and were 25 million over the cap.

Yeah @909 is aware of that, he can read stories too and follow the league.

His point, a valid one, is that a trash sewer franchise like the Chargers shouldn’t treat its best players, a list that isn’t that significantly long for them, like discount toys at the thrift store.

Players and more importantly, agents remember the disrespect. It’s why the Chargers are a franchise that rents their home, they simply aren’t a serious franchise.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Yeah @909 is aware of that, he can read stories too and follow the league.

His point, a valid one, is that a trash sewer franchise like the Chargers shouldn’t treat its best players, a list that isn’t that significantly long for them, like discount toys at the thrift store.

Players and more importantly, agents remember the disrespect. It’s why the Chargers are a franchise that rents their home, they simply aren’t a serious franchise.

Brett Favre was sent to the Jets for a 3rd and was a literal God walking on Lake Michigan, the Franchise savior and fresh off an NFC title appearance.
The Bills cut Thurman, Smith and Reed on the same day.

Welcome to the big time, pal.

 

[909]

Everyone knew Favre wanted to leave so it’s not the same thing

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Glad I didn’t invest in Mac Jones rookie cards.

 

[Hawk 34]

Eagles have traded for Steelers QB Kenny Pickett.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1768714477489279072

Mmm, does Pickett know that Jalen Hurts is going to be the starting QB for the Eagles for the foreseeable future?

 

[Hawk 34]

Not the Steelers problem now. I imagine Pickett isn’t dunderheaded enough to think he’s above Hurts as he clearly thinks he’s above a washed former soup winning QB.

 

[Hawk 34]

Now Jimmy Garrapollo can spend more time with his porn star girlfriends in Los Angeles during his suspension as he’s signed to the Rams.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Panthers signed S Jordan Fuller, formerly of the Rams, to a one-year contract. Panthers agreed to terms with EDGE K’Lavon Chaisson, formerly of the Jaguars, on a one-year, $5 million contract.

Titans released OT Andre Dillard.

Cowboys released LB Leighton Vander Esch with a failed physical designation. Cowboys released WR Michael Gallup.

49ers agreed to terms with LB De’Vondre Campbell, formerly of the Packers, on a one-year contract.

"According to multiple media reports, the Vikings will get a first-round pick this year, 23rd overall, and the 232nd overall pick from the Texans for a second-round pick this year, 42nd overall, 188th overall, and a second-round pick in 2025."

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1768801881105584275

No word if Jerry Jones held a ticker tape parade and gave him a hand job for his long term service before allowing him to go off to make even more millions elsewhere.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1768961572230082935

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1768961572230082935

Colts say this is FAKE NEWS

 

[Krankor]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1769133314915389834

 

[Krankor]

 

[Mickey Massuco]

People in Pittsburgh are really optimistic about Wilson. Did they see him play last year?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

If the Steelers were so optimistic, why did they trade for Justin Fields right after?

That just confirms my hunch that if Kenny Pickett wasn’t such a baby and let old man Mr. Ciara play himself out of a job, he’d have been starting QB again by Thanksgiving if not Indigenous Peoples Day.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Sounds like Sneed's asking price for a re-worked contract is holding up a trade deal...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1769044532186743051

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Cowboys agreed to terms with RB Rico Dowdle.

Raiders agreed to terms with RB Alexander Mattison, formerly of the Vikings.

Saints agreed to terms with EDGE Chase Young, formerly of the 49ers, to a one-year contract.

Chargers agreed to terms with C Bradley Bozeman, formerly of the Panthers, on a one-year contract.

Broncos signed LB Cody Barton, formerly of the Commanders, to a one-year contract.

 

[909]

Raiders agreed to terms with RB Alexander Mattison, formerly of the Vikings.

Trying not to hate but I would not have signed this dude. The reason his pro numbers have dipped is because teams were running this dude into the ground since he was 15 years old. There's a reason RB's from the LA area don't hang around that long in the league. Those are hard yards. In fact I think the last great RB from around here was Jamal Anderson.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Ravens agreed to terms with LB Chris Board, formerly of the Patriots.

Seahawks agreed to terms with DT Johnathan Hankins, formerly of the Cowboys.

Lions DE Romeo Okwara announced his retirement after eight seasons in the NFL.

Vikings agreed to terms with CB Shaquill Griffin, formerly of the Panthers.

NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reports the Jets have agreed to terms with WR Mike Williams, formerly of the Chargers, to a one-year deal worth up to $15 million. So the Patriots again miss out on a player in free agency after the HC and GM said they were gonna throw $$ around this offseason... lol. Patriots never gonna change and Krafts gonna cheap Krafts, can't hide behind Billy B on this now.

NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reports the Bengals have signed Trent Brown, formerly of the Patriots, to a one-year deal. Great when he has a fire lit under his ass but a malcontent and shitty effort guy when he isn't feeling it. To me, he's the epitome of the guy Belichick liked to take chances on... guys who could be All-Pro caliber at cheaper prices but it was a very 50/50 coin flip if it'd turn out that way (see several "character" issue signings/draft picks/trades).

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

The Krafts are in a competition with Fenway Sports Group to see who can alienate the fanbase that once loved them anymore. It is hilarious that they produced a vanity documentary to position Robert Kraft as the real genius of the Patriots Dynasty. Very Montgomery Burns energy.

 

[Hawk 34]

The Krafts are in a competition with Fenway Sports Group to see who can alienate the fanbase that once loved them anymore. It is hilarious that they produced a vanity documentary to position Robert Kraft as the real genius of the Patriots Dynasty. Very Montgomery Burns energy.

Apparently you ain’t keeping tabs on the Hunt family because they are making this a three way for that distinction.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I try to avoid KC Queefs news that doesn’t involve Taylor Swift and the Kelce Family.

Also KC literally just won a Super Bowl, how mad can their fans be?

(To the 85% of NFL/MLB fans who say “The Patriots and Red Sox have won championships in the past ten years, how mad can their fans be?” Touché.)