Random TNA Bullshit Vol. 2

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1454605979446824962

Talent that TNA blew it with...AJ Styles, Samoa Joe...HOOK

 

[Valeyard]

I miss the Beautiful People era so bad. Bygone days.

Watch them come back and beat IInspiration

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1455934042122055681

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

That led to the next year of TNA being insanely watchable, and even sometimes great.

 

[Valeyard]

Aries and Roode were insane that year. Just because one's an idiot and one's mind-numbingly dull now doesn't mean they weren't on fire.

That said James Storm was done dirty and deserved a real run.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Idk if there was a more depressing return in pro wrestling history (beyond guys that were just obviously horribly washed up) than James Storm coming back to TNA in 2016. It felt like every time a comedian I know moves out to LA or NYC only to quietly move back to New England less than a year later. He deserved at least the "keep getting them checks" mid-card filler run that his Beer Money partner got.

 

[Valeyard]

They might have actually been able to support a midcard title if Storm carried whatever division you wanted to call it for a while. At least use the money you refused to pay Styles to keep Storm around forever because he earned it.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

See the dumbest thing about Storm choosing TNA over NXT is he didn't even do anything particularly memorable in his last two years at TNA besides the short lived Beer Money reunion! I honestly don't think he was anywhere higher on the card in one of the worst eras of TNA than he would've been on NXT during their hottest era.

 

[Valeyard]

He'd have been lost in the shuffle like Aries was. A few months of Storm/Corbin matches would've been pretty shitty. Beer Money with Revival or American Alpha would've ruled though.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Storm mentioned that Beer Money was going to reunite in WWE before the pandemic ruined everything. Just think, we would have never have gotten the Dirty Dawgs if it weren't for the virus.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

He'd have been lost in the shuffle like Aries was. A few months of Storm/Corbin matches would've been pretty shitty. Beer Money with Revival or American Alpha would've ruled though.

Given how the last five years of his career have gone, I'd almost have rather seen him go to WWE and fail then see him spin his wheels in TNA then NWA. But if he's an idiot IRL, I guess I won't shed any tears.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Storm mentioned that his wife was expecting around the time of his NXT run and he didn't want to be on the road at that time so Impact was a better choice since they weren't touring.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458119739994169350

LUCHA ANGLE!

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

I forgot about that and feel bad for doing so

 

[Valeyard]

That had to be the peak of Angle's powers.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458141692813578240

Turning Point 2008 was a big night for TNA, I guess.

 

[Valeyard]

TNA Nash worked his ass off and always looked like he was having the time of his life. He doesn't get the respect for that run he should. Will never forgive TNA for not putting him and Shelley together permanently, though.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

TNA Nash worked his ass off and always looked like he was having the time of his life.

Knowing that he was going to get two burgers, a salad, and a few bottles of wine at the Doubletree after the show probably put him in a great mood.

 

[Valeyard]

It would for me.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458518242994049028

 

[Valeyard]

Just once, I don't care where, I want Storm and Hangman to team up as Beer Shit.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458939864469102603

Me, @Laz , and @Valeyard awkwardly bob our heads.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

I will take that over half of the mainstream hip hop hits from 2002-2017.

 

[claydude14]

Big3 baby

 

[Valeyard]

Looking back they totally should've put the belt on Savage for a few weeks. Drop it back to Jarrett via Kings Of Wrestling bullshit, then he can retire as a WWF, WCW, and NWA world champion. Jarrett pads his record. Not much actually changes outside of some really, really, really sad five minute matches.

Could've even had a chance of Tenay, Don, and Savage calling a show.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1459598983714811904

GD I love these dummies.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1459632863536721921

@Laz 's face anytime I tag him in a post about some indy or AEW bullcrap that he hates.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Accurate

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Also, this was peak KID KASH IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE WRESTLER time

 

[Valeyard]

I dunno, it was months after Kash accused Goldie and Trinity of "bumpin' donuts."