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a lot of people on there are saying they are canceling their observer subs so well fucking done Meltzer you finally crossed the line.
 

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This is why retarded should be acceptable terminology in select context.

Also I just remembered that story from years ago about him trying to trade star ratings for sex with joshi workers, specifically Manami Toyoda.
 

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Dave, correctly was just giving people shit for saying that Orton was the best heel ever, by saying there's no way you can say that with the entire history of wrestling available. But SOMEHOW with the entire vast history of pro wrestling KENNY FUCKING OMEGA is the greatest storyteller of all-times!
 

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Dave's hate-archivist cut out the minute before that where Dave said that she can be a star (but he doesn't trust WWE not to mess it up) and points out that she was a legit college hurdler. The autism contained in the clip was in response to Bryan comparing the vignette to the Mr. Perfect skits which he said were obvious bullshit compared to the realness of Bianca. And so Dave had to point out that it was a work, just like that time he had to point out that Vince will not live to 150. Whether this excuses his latest problematic moment, I'm sure it does not, but it is definite that @MeltzerSaidWhat deliberately removed context in order to get his followers worked up about Dave doing misogynoir. It worked, so.
 

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jim cornette understands the modern business well enough to probably be making as much or more money now than he was at the height of his managerial career. I think he's a dipshit and hate his gimmick but he has a lot of people buying into it.
 

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I’m more amused at Meltzer shoehorning Tenay into as many topics as he he can.
 

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I really miss Tenay.

I forget Madden is around until he flairs up like a cold sore.
 

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[quote author=BRODY link=topic=7317.msg606823#msg6
Dave and Bryan put their song and dance AEW review up for free. Meltz is saying he has seen song and dancing in main event MATCHES and he's fine with it as long as the fans like it, Bryan calls him on this trash and Dave explains it was on some shitty super indies in front of the WM weekend mega geeks.

Dave spent his late hours arguing with trolls on Twitter over this. Good times.
 

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Dave and Bryan put their song and dance AEW review up for free. Meltz is saying he has seen song and dancing in main event MATCHES and he's fine with it as long as the fans like it, Bryan calls him on this trash and Dave explains it was on some shitty super indies in front of the WM weekend mega geeks.

Dave spent his late hours arguing with trolls on Twitter over this. Good times.

Were we listening to the same show? Dave said he's seen it work before, Bryan asked where and Dave explained. And you're making it out to seem like Dave would think it was some great idea. Dave said on paper it shouldn't work, but if the fans enjoy it, then it works. He said he's seen it work on a couple of shows, Bryan asks where, and Dave told him. Nothing more, nothing less. I know you hate him, and this thread is to make fun of the things he says, but let's try to not exaggerate things.

The Rock put on concerts, Austin and Angle had singing segments. There were no full out Broadway performances, but this isn't the first time a wrestling show, on a national level, has had music performances from the wrestlers that aren't musical characters.
 
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Eh. Normally I would agree with you, but I think almost everyone would agree this just isn't a normal election. Until you get a couple weeks past the election I don't think anything draws big numbers. If you look at the cable ratings AEW was only beaten by 1 non-news show. And even that was down from where it usually is .36 from .45s.

Dave's been rambling about the rating proving or disproving the Song and Dance routine's value since last night, so it was valid to bring up. But yes, he'll have the news to blame.
 

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Dave's been rambling about the rating proving or disproving the Song and Dance routine's value since last night, so it was valid to bring up. But yes, he'll have the news to blame.
I wasn't a fan at all of the song and dance stuff, but unless the show was doing good numbers and then once that started it dropped, I would consider the news a valid argument. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying AEW should be happy with the number dropping, just that it is fair to look at other factors, and consider this is a highly unusual time.

One of the things I'm actually curious about, is if Biden wins the election and proceeds to have an exceedingly boring presidency if cable news shows drop like rock. And if entertainment networks pick up viewers.
 

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The DIPSHIT DUO of Rene Dupree and washed oft prime wrestlers gadfly Hannibal HAVE UNMASKED A CONSPIRACY!

WRESTLING MEDIA IS ON AEW'S PAYROLL!

Nice to see disgraced TSMer Bix get that cheddar.

(I wonder how long it took Rene to type that. I have to imagine he's a guy who still has to look at the keyboard)

If Rene thinks this will get him back in WWE----well, it might be crazy enough to work...
 
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