TSM goes Step by Step to the Full House of Family Matters

[wnyxmcneal]

I read the whole thing. I don't like the fan fiction they use for after the show went off the air, but it's a nice attempt to cover continutity

 

[Gary]

If someone can do that, I'm amazed someone hasn't tried a crossover involving "Full House", "Family Matters", "Step by Step" and "Perfect Strangers" (considering they all took place in the same universe apparently.)

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Carl Winslow be fucking Carol Foster while Harriette drills Balki with a strap on and Joey Gladstone films it all and uses a silly voice to narrate.

 

[Gary]

Carl Winslow be fucking Carol Foster while Harriette drills Balki with a strap on and Joey Gladstone films it all and uses a silly voice to narrate.

I was thinking someone tries an Honest to God serious attempt at mixing the two in a retarded "Lord of the Rings" length epic. It would be the train wreck that would kill the internet. Also, Balki sacrifices himself halfway through.

 

[wnyxmcneal]

Don't be ridickerous

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

You do that and I'll begin writing a spec script for This Ain't Family Matters XXX.

 

[wnyxmcneal]

I'm surprised they haven't done the Family Matters or Full House reunion movies like they did with Growing Pains and Facts of Life.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I was watching one of the first Stefan Urquelle episodes on Nick at 6:30 this morning (woke up hungover around that time and couldn't get back to bed for like an hour and a half). Boy, Eddie Winslow seemed to react really excitedly to his sister shoving her tongue down Urquelle's throat.

I also saw a pretty good Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode when I got home from the bars at 1:30 where Geoffrey's old boss and his daughter come to visit and Will has to take her to the opera only it turns out the daughter's actually a huge tramp and likes to hang out at sleazy biker bars. Good stuff.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

I just found out that as of tomorrow, TV Land Canada is no more - in it's place, the rebranded "Comedy Gold"... featuring Full House.

 

[BorneAgain]

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifedh0CfgOA[/flash]

Stephanie still has Mr. Bear. Hot too.



(Stephanie that is, not Mr. Bear)

 

[Scroby]

I really wish that a home sex tape with Topanga would get leaked out. That'd be awesome. Also a home sex tape for Jodie Sweetin as well. That'd also be awesome.

 

[wnyxmcneal]

They played best friends on Full House

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I was disappointed Jodie Sweetin didn't even have the gall to show her pixelated goods when she hosted Pants Off Dance Off.

 

[Scroby]

They played best friends on Full House

Holy crap that's right! It was for like an episode wasn't it?

 

[wnyxmcneal]

A few episodes, they were the Jennifers.

They also were on Yes Dear together

 

[Scroby]

Yes Dear doesn't count. No one could sit through an entire episode of that show.

 

[EdwardKnoxII]

Ten buck says that Joey is trying to get the twins to do a threesome.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I wonder if he brings that woodchuck puppet into the bedroom.

 

[Mattdotcom]

Yes.

To fuck it.

Because he's Uncle Joey.

Uncle Joey ain't getting any pussy.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

He got a blowjob from a chick in a theater when he dated You Can't That on Television era Alanis Morrissette.

There's chicks (and dudes) out there that'll fuck any celebrity.

 

[BUTT]

Kamala, I don't think he dated Alanis when she was on YCDTOTV. She was 12.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

My timeline was off. He dated her during her jailbait Canadian teen pop star phase.

 

[wnyxmcneal]

Yes.

To fuck it.

Because he's Uncle Joey.

Uncle Joey ain't getting any pussy.

Joey is not an uncle. Jesse was the uncle.

Uncle Jesse
Joey was just Joey

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

COREY HAIM featuring ...ALANIS(¡!)

 

[Mattdotcom]

Yes.

To fuck it.

Because he's Uncle Joey.

Uncle Joey ain't getting any pussy.

Joey is not an uncle. Jesse was the uncle.

Uncle Jesse
Joey was just Joey

They call him Uncle Joey, you pedantic sonovabitch.

 

[Gary]

Yes.

To fuck it.

Because he's Uncle Joey.

Uncle Joey ain't getting any pussy.

Joey is not an uncle. Jesse was the uncle.

Uncle Jesse
Joey was just Joey

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

C'mon now, he was part of one of the most entertaining seasons of The Surreal Life, the one that spun off so many entertainingly crappy hours of sleazy reality television.

The Surreal Life 3 Gang: Live My Life
I'd buy it on ITUnes.

 

[wnyxmcneal]

Yes.

To fuck it.

Because he's Uncle Joey.

Uncle Joey ain't getting any pussy.

Joey is not an uncle. Jesse was the uncle.

Uncle Jesse
Joey was just Joey

They call him Uncle Joey, you pedantic sonovabitch.

No, they called him Joey. They called Jesse "Uncle Jesse" because he was their uncle.

 

[Mattdotcom]

One day I'll learn to not fuck with bob_baron.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

That's a YEAH-UH! candidate on the left.