Vintage Independent Wrestling Thread: Discuss the Stars of Today Yesterday When They Were Stars of Tomorrow

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

An Australian TV comedy sketch Max Moon and Demolition Smash attempt to kidnap and sexually assault a reporter but are thwarted by the Big Bossman.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

What the fuck was that fever dream I just watched?

 

[Valeyard]

Bossman is a prison guard and far out of any real jurisdiction. The alien and the post-apocalyptic warrior are in much less trouble than we are led to believe.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

How many Australian police officers did it take to take down Juventud Guerrera? They are no match for The Smasher and Mattdotcom’s former co-worker.

 

[Valeyard]

It had to take at least a dozen coppedydoozels or whatever they call them in Australia to take the Juice out.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

He probably just floated a couple hundred dollarbucks and was fine. Just a little kick in the bum.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I’m fairly certain they let Juvy back in to work one of the WWA tours of Australia a year later.


I guess it is a country that started out as a penal colony.

 

[Valeyard]

Juvy is almost too stupid to get mad at. He's got a jock charisma coupled with that Tony Danza/I Am Sam likability.

 

[BruiserBrody]

I finally watched this. WTF is the time frame here?

Repo Man and Max Moon are from the same WWF universe.

This must be mid 93 after all 3 left the WWF. But Smash has hair?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Dr. Google says June 1993.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

You don't get much more "mid 93" than that.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Card was on June 18th, 1993 no less (although this appearance could have been a few days previous or a few days later). Right down the line.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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[Valeyard]

For Bad News alone that's fun. I'm easy to please

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I wanna see Bad News Brown Vs smiling babyface John Tenta for some reason.

 

[Valeyard]

I'd be into it. He's not a fish but he's a beer belly sharecropper

 

[BruiserBrody]

I wanna see Bad News Brown Vs smiling babyface John Tenta for some reason.

Judo vs Sumo with both in their primes is some UFC 93 shit I'm down for

 

[Valeyard]

See if you put it like that I'm 1000% invested.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Judo vs Sumo with both in their primes is some UFC 93 shit I'm down for

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[Valeyard]

It's a shame he couldn't bust out the submission game in the WWF. Harlem Judo is worth a title run.

 

[BruiserBrody]

It's a shame he couldn't bust out the submission game in the WWF. Harlem Judo is worth a title run.

His 1979 WWWF run looks pretty dull. A bunch of matches against bums. A spattering of matches with Larry Z.
A tag match against Dibiase with jabroni partners.
He leaves in May before coming back for a one off in Dec in MSG:
Riki Choshu & Seji Sakaguchi defeated Bad News Allen Coage & Jo Jo Andrews at 9:44 when Andrews submitted to Sakaguchi’s Boston Crab; the bout was announced as being for the Japanese tag team titles but the championship Choshu & Sakaguchi held at the time was actually the NWA North American Tag Team Titles

 

[Valeyard]

I know he worked the same show Inoki worked Wepner and that's exactly my kinda shit right now.

 

[Valeyard]

Fuck yes. That hair.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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@Laz walks up and locks door .

 

[Valeyard]

Those 20 year old pictures are the most SoCal c-tier porno trash aesthetic there is and I love it. At least class them up like Laey Evans' new venture.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I think I looked up some of their videos on KaZaA. Don't remember if it was any good.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Probably not but maybe. I am sure if @Laz doesn’t have a detailed breakdown of their performance abilities (or lack thereof) then @SFH will.

 

[Valeyard]

Lizzy Borden was fucking Rob Black. Disqualified.

I remember Krysti Myst having some kind of issue where her asshole fell out and she had to miss a show.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Well, @Holiday Piss Jug Connor, when you're right? You're right.

Lizzy Borden was a standard actress. Some minor extreme stuff here and there, but it all stopped after her and Rob became a real thing. She mostly directed and produced after that, with some girl-girl stuff still releasing. IIRC, she made a brief comeback after getting released from prison (for the obscenity charges that got Rob), but isn't around in any real capacity anymore.

Jessica Darlin wasn't a gimmick, she was legitimate redneck trash. Some of the stuff she did back then was considered extreme, sure, but now it's standard (because the internet has ruined everything). I think she still works today? Maybe OF?

Kristi Myst is a sad, sad story. Everything ever said or written about her, as a person, paints her as the most joyful and sweethearted person you could ever come across. Then she did enema bukkake gangbangs because that's what Rob wanted. She literally quit the business because of what Rob wanted her to do back in 2001, and I'm happy for her.

Maybe someone can find a Crucifixio Jones review of their works.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Do you think Max Hardcore could have a run a better death match wrestling promotion than Rob Black? His last name was Hardcore! Seems like a missed opportunity.