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Cackling Co Pilot Kamala

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I watched End Game and it's everything everybody said it was. Best thing I can say about it was is the scene where Kurt Angle wears a clown suit and punches out the wife of the detective on his trail is the best scene featuring a dude in a costume knocking out a chick since Nic Cage wore a bear suit and punched out Leelee Sobeeski in The Wicker Man remake.
 

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THEY TOOK HIS BADGE...HE KEPT HIS GUN!

Tagline for Batista's new movie. Awesome.
 

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Yarg Foyld said:
Wrestler's daughter's movies: Brooke Hogan in Sand Shark.

Gonna need a mash-up between "SHARKS CAN'T SWIM IN SAND." and "IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK GAME?!?"

Oh, man. Brooke is playing a scientist.
 

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“After losing his son to a tragic accident, Clayton Elies life was destroyed by alcohol abuse and violence that ended his marriage. When he moves to the small Midwestern town of Black River in an attempt to begin again, he finds himself at the center of a series of murders that echo a long dormant secret from the town’s past.”

“After several sleepless nights that lead to a long night of heavy drinking and a subsequent blackout, Clayton awakens the next morning to find his neighbor and her small child brutally murdered and the murder weapon inside his apartment. When he is forced to hide the evidence by the untimely arrival of an FBI profiler, Clayton’s life rapidly deteriorates into a storm of violence, murder and small town intrigue.”

“Is Clayton a cold-blooded killer, or the victim of a malevolent force that has descended upon the town of Black River?”
 

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Cut and paste from Rajah:

WWE Hall of Famer Dusty Rhodes will be appearing in a new independent Christmas horror movie called Hell Elves this January. The campy movie follows a small group of rogue elves who turn on Santa Claus. They kill everyone and put their body parts in jars to give out to kids as presents. Rhodes briefly appears as a grandfather to one of the children, running out of the shower nude and confronting the elves as they come down his chimney. The scene was filmed earlier this month. Hell Elves hits iTunes and Netflix on January 17, 2012 and is scheduled to be released on DVD sometime in early 2012.
 

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I watched the first hour of Faster last night before I went to bed. It should have been an awful movie, but it was just so awesome. I'm DVRing it when it's on in a few days so I can finish it, and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes.
 

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Bear Hugger213 said:
I watched the first hour of Faster last night before I went to bed. It should have been an awful movie, but it was just so awesome. I'm DVRing it when it's on in a few days so I can finish it, and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes.
My reaction exactly when I saw it. So much better than I ever expected it to be.
 

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Yeah I enjoyed Faster as well. I wish Rock would just make movies where he goes around killing people.
 

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Bounty Hunters, the Trish Stratus movie, is completely awful, but I'm sure that doesn't surprise anyone. The only bit of entertainment I got out of it was when
they somehow managed to work her giving a bitch Stratusfaction into the fucking movie
The guy who plays the mob boss is the absolute WORST. I'd almost recommend seeing it just to laugh at how bad his performance is, I swear he was reading off cue cards the entire movie.
 

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wnyxmcneal said:
According to my research, none featuring Trish. It's the sort of movie where she plays a bounty hunter who also has a side job as a stripper (but never actually gets naked) apparently just so they can have an excuse for some other topless chicks to be hanging around.
 
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