Wrestlers and their movies

[luke-o]

Eric Roberts = Win.

 

[EdwardKnoxII]

 

[A Happy Medium]

Royal Kill must have been sitting around for a few years, because Pat Morita has been dead for four years.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

Royal Kill must have been sitting around for a few years, because Pat Morita has been dead for four years.

Yeah, it was apparently made in 2005.

 

[Adam]

Mr. Nanny is another classic Hogan movie.

 

[AntiLeaf33]

Dark Rising rules cause...

Spoiler

Christian gets killed...via Unprettier/Killswitch.

Yup.

Spoiler

Dark Rising: Christian Cage gets PWNED!

 

[KOAB]

Fun, Sexy, Unique... just some words that describe our WWE divas!

 

[The Buzz]

Mr. Nanny is another classic Hogan movie.

It's hard to think that cute little girl would be "fucking and punching" on Californication years later.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Psycho Sid Vicious & Kevin Nash on the Set of RIVER OF DARKNESS

 

[KOAB]

can't wait

 

[Gary]

Oh Boy

A campy tongue-in-cheek slasher film created as tribute to our favorite B slasher films of the past... Brought to you by the award winning film company "Feathered Italian Films", The Legacy is one hell of a ride.

The film follows a group of young people on their camping vacation... Without warning their numbers start to fall as they are viciously hunted down by an unknown psycho... Are the legends true? Does the "Reaper" exist, or is the murderer much closer than they think?

Check out The Legacy featuring stars such as hardcore wrestling legend Al Snow, female wrestling superstar Sojo "Josie" Bolt, Women's Extreme tag team champions "Rockstar" Roni Jonah and Bobcat, Jim O'Rear (The Deepening), Daniel Emery Taylor (Return of The Swamp Thing), and five-time MMA cage fighting champion Dale Miller. Not to mention Jason Crowe (Dead Moon Rising), TJ Moreschi (Bottle Rockets), Nathan Day (Stash), and Kate Stanley (Hell-Ephone) Plus many many more!

The Legacy Trailer

Also, "River of Darkness" has wrapped, and End Game comes to DVD Dec. 1st.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

Jim O'Rear wins for funniest name I read today.

 

[muzzington]

The Game Plan is probably the best movie starring a wrestler I've seen.

 

[tekcop]

Someone here has/had this as their avatar, so I'm shocked it hasn't been mentioned.

Calamari Wrestler

I really liked it.

 

[Sabre]

The Game Plan is probably the best movie starring a wrestler I've seen.

Gridiron Gang is currently my favorite. Unless you were being sarcastic.

 

[Jingus]

Upon looking back over this thread, I'm mildly puzzled as to why The Princess Bride hasn't been named yet. Even if half of Andre's dialogue probably needed subtitles, it was still a great part in a great movie.

 

[muzzington]

The Game Plan is probably the best movie starring a wrestler I've seen.

Gridiron Gang is currently my favorite. Unless you were being sarcastic.

Dead serious.

I haven't watched them all though. Have yet to see Mr. Nanny.

 

[ChrisMWaters]

Upon looking back over this thread, I'm mildly puzzled as to why The Princess Bride hasn't been named yet. Even if half of Andre's dialogue probably needed subtitles, it was still a great part in a great movie.

<Miracle Max>Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad on you!
<Fezzik>I'm on the Brute Squad.
<Miracle Max>You ARE the Brute Squad!

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Upon looking back over this thread, I'm mildly puzzled as to why The Princess Bride hasn't been named yet. Even if half of Andre's dialogue probably needed subtitles, it was still a great part in a great movie.

<Miracle Max>Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad on you!
<Fezzik>I'm on the Brute Squad.
<Miracle Max>You ARE the Brute Squad!

There is nothing wrong at all with this movie. It might not be a 4 star film, but it's such a fun film.

 

[atticus Chaos]

Not a wrestler, but I came across this hilariously bad trailer for Stephan Bonnar's movie.

ULTIMATE CHAMPION MOVIE TRAILER

I'm convinced he funded this movie himself, in some sort of attempt at fantasy role playing.

 

[Molotov The Bear]

Wrestlers and their appalling movies

Bonus points for using the original Rey Misterio and hoping US fans don't notice.

I saw this at SunCoast last year and actually did wonder if it was Rey until I checked on the Internets. Still, the next time I'm there I'm buying this.

Also, The Princess Bride is an epic movie, one of my favorite movies ever.

 

[Ed Wood Caulfield]

Who's Stephan Bonnar?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

UFC also ran

 

[Youth N Asia]

I love the look on Bonnar's face when he's on the phone waking up. This will be all kinds of awesome bad

 

[atticus Chaos]

Come to think of it, MMA fighters probably make worse movies than wrestlers. At least most wrestlers can act a bit because of the scripted nature of wrestling, a lot of fighters can't even manage that. See the films of Hector Echavarria who makes utterly appalling low- budget MMA themed movies (Never Back Down, Death calls, Confessions of a pit fighter) casts a bunch of MMA fighters (GSP, Rampage) and then places himself in the lead role (as an unstoppable ass-kicker who gets all the hot chicks naturally.)

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Come to think of it, MMA fighters probably make worse movies than wrestlers. At least most wrestlers can act a bit because of the scripted nature of wrestling, a lot of fighters can't even manage that.

Speaking of MMA fighters doing "movies"

http://fleshbot.com/5394800/war-machine-from-ufc-fighter-to-porn-machine?skyline=true&s=x
NSFW obviously. I wonder if he's better than X-Pac and Chyna!

 

[luke-o]

NSFW obviously. I wonder if he's better than X-Pac and Chyna!

Oh good lord, my friend didn't believe me that tape existed so I had to show him and see it one more time.

 

[Gary]

The Undertaker: The Movie.

 

[AntiLeaf33]

NSFW obviously. I wonder if he's better than X-Pac and Chyna!

Oh good lord, my friend didn't believe me that tape existed so I had to show him and see it one more time.

I'm at work and I can't check out the link obviously, but who is the video of?

 

[luke-o]

The Undertaker: The Movie.

I wonder if Kane will get physically burnt or mentally burnt?