WWF New Generation Thread III

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1556611545618173952

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

A lightning bolt will strike me for saying this and look I GET that it's the most notable period of his life but it is annoying how main topic for 5 out of 7 episodes of Nash's podcast are Kliq related. It's just a mildly disappointing that Nash thinks we don't want him pontificating about the lesser known moments of his career. Get me Nash talking about Hercules Hernandez schtupping overweight maids at the Newark Airport Holiday Inn.

 

[Valeyard]

It's insane the longevity Nash has had and who he has worked with/for. He hasn't even scratched the surface of his stories, and that's counting the ones he probably will never tell because of how awesome/fucked up they are.

 

[BruiserBrody]

It's insane the longevity Nash has had and who he has worked with/for. He hasn't even scratched the surface of his stories, and that's counting the ones he probably will never tell because of how awesome/fucked up they are.

He pretty much said a week or 2 ago he won't tell stories of his buddies fucking and drugging because they are married and normal now.

Biggest disappointment since JJ did a "Life as a Horseman" shoot and instead of sex and drugs he was like "We traveled a lot. It was mundane".

I can't find the link to my own shoot on it. I apparently did at least 3 JJ shoot reviews.

 

[Valeyard]

Look at the adjective. "Tell." He didn't come here to "tell."

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558641039312822272

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1559653814449229824

With a garbage roster in 95 they still managed to largely waste Hakushi.

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The Apters covering his match vs Sabu in New Japan in 96ish made my vagina moist.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1559911328885735424

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1450615722586034179

 

[Hawk 34]

Along with Buffalo Bills, they loved 1993 more than @King of Summer Kamala does!

 

[Valeyard]

Thurman Thomas and Road Warrior Savage are what's up in any year though.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1560959963522015232

I don't know if I've heard this before, but it fits the crazy Vince stories from the last 20 years.

Early Nation Simmons also wore a hat, so just a little more planning could have saved Ron from 4 TV tapings looking like a goof.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Watching the fallout show from SummerSlam '93 cause I felt like some throwback Saturday morning wrestling.

Lex Luger: Still a dork.

Also Whoopie Cushion is a low key very devastating looking finisher. Jumping off the top turnbuckle to sit on someone's chest. Seems v. painful!

I can't believe WWF and WCW did these marathon tapings so long. It just seems inevitable that booking would feel stale and awkward. They're starting to tease a Doink face turn but since the taping was before the PPV, he's just acting like his normal heel self in a squash.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

WWF Headquarters 1993
"Mr. McMahon, I appreciate the opportunity to work here. I'll do whatever you need from me."
"Well, pal, Bret and Owen tells me you're a hell of a worker. I got a great gimmick for you. It's such good shit. You're going to be a gross guy who smells and eats all the time."
(wondering whether or not Eric Bischoff is interested in a Norman The Lunatic comeback)

 

[BruiserBrody]

Also Whoopie Cushion is a low key very devastating looking finisher. Jumping off the top turnbuckle to sit on someone's chest. Seems v. painful!

Saw a Killer Bee squash from 85 last night (vs Lombardi and Ron Shaw). Bee's come out to "The Boys are hot tonight". Are called the "Killer B's" on the chromakey and Blair wins with....the whoopie cushion!

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Cancel Todd as the 3rd stooge. He was pussy whipped and a tattle tale.

 

[BruiserBrody]

WWF Headquarters 1993
"Mr. McMahon, I appreciate the opportunity to work here. I'll do whatever you need from me."
"Well, pal, Bret and Owen tells me you're a hell of a worker. I got a great gimmick for you. It's such good shit. You're going to be a gross guy who smells and eats all the time."
(wondering whether or not Eric Bischoff is interested in a Norman The Lunatic comeback)

You forgot he was a Friar 1st.

*throws rock*

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

My man Todd was probably just afraid he'd catch something from Sunny.

You forgot he was a Friar 1st.

*throws rock*

Damn. OVP's Patreon show this week is covering the RAW with this and the weird Money Inc/Beverly Brothers match.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1561005535406718977

Apter probably took a little glee sticking it to Vince.

 

[Valeyard]

Biggest crime against Simmons (helmet aside) was getting rid of the facial hair. He looks scary with facial hair and without it he seems to age ten years.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Check out this so 90s it hurts ad!

 

[Valeyard]

I wonder if they thought they were being slick when they created a show called WWF Mania. Trickin' people into thinking it would be a mania of the wrestle variety.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1561398541624700929

"You know I thought I could be a pretty good sketch comedy actor."

 

[Valeyard]

Assuming a 2010 run didn't happen, this is the worst thing Bret has ever been involved with.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1561434559987720192

It's weird that Vince gave a potshot to Andre less than a year and a half after he died but I guess he remembered his last US TV appearance was in WCW and thought "Screw 'em, pal!"

Who is the other guy in the old timers clip? (dodges Brody rock)

Assuming a 2010 run didn't happen, this is the worst thing Bret has ever been involved with.

That wasn't even Bret's worst guest appearance on MADtv. At least '97 WWF wasn't as dumb and desperate as '99 WCW and didn't let it crossover onto their programming!

 

[One Epic Winter (OEW)]

Certainly not a coincidence they fearured Jarrett first in that New Gen promo.

LOL at Piper being New Generation.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Yeah. It never fails to amuse me that the first full blown New Generation era PPV is main evented by Roddy Piper Vs Jerry Lawler.

 

[alkeiper]

Three of the five “new generation” wrestlers are dead. Three of the four old wrestlers are still alive.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1561434559987720192

It's weird that Vince gave a potshot to Andre less than a year and a half after he died but I guess he remembered his last US TV appearance was in WCW and thought "Screw 'em, pal!"

Who is the other guy in the old timers clip? (dodges Brody rock)

Polish Power!

The fact that Andre was dead really does put a stamp on the fact that the previous generation is washed I guess.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I thought Vince loved Ivan Putski!

New Gen’s semi-frequent potshots at the glory era have a strong ex boyfriend mad about being dumped energy.