2016 Election Thread (ROUND FIVE!)

[Bored]

I'm a teetotaler, never had a sip of alcohol or even smoked weed. I'm now regretting this life choice.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

I SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, NATE SLIVERS FUCKIN SUCKS

sry caps but i am leaving it like that

 

[Bored]

What's stunning about this, even if she pulls it out, is the complete invalidity of all data related to the election. It's not just polling error or demographic error; it's drastically beyond that. I must already know all the good white people.

It's almost like it was....rigged.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

I'm a teetotaller, never had a sip of alcohol or even smoked weed. I'm now regretting this life choice.

WWTF

you have bigger problems than trump

 

[geniusMoment]

Dow now down 804 and plummeting.

 

[Kageho]

60%+ of the educated white college men voted for Trump.

Bros before sanity, apparently.

 

[909]

On the bright side for those here employed in the educational system, you'll be able to get one of those jobs Trump is creating after he destroys the Department of Education.

 

[Edwin]

I live 4 miles from the White House. I might feel greasy every night.

 

[Bored]

I SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, NATE SLIVERS FUCKIN SUCKS

sry caps but i am leaving it like that

Everyone was wrong tonight but Nate was the only one giving Trump a puncher's chance.

 

[Hektik]

I guess that USC/LA Times poll was actually the most accurate. It was considered an outlier the entire race but it may be the future.

 

[KOAB]

I guess that USC/LA Times poll was actually the most accurate. It was considered an outlier the entire race but it may be the future.

It was the most accurate one too in 2012...

 

[Mickey Massuco]

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT BEFORE

LISTEN TO KOAB AND BYRON ALWAYS

 

[still fly]

Media has a lot of egg on their faces tonight

 

[Kageho]

Alaska hasn't finished, so if she manages to win like 4 of the 5 and then Alaska, she could win by 271.

Edit: That's like the hail mary wish for you guys. Not likely happening.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I live 4 miles from the White House. I might feel greasy every night.

Give it a month before a "funny, charismatic interview" where he says the White House could use some upgrades to up the luxury factor and America melts. Two years later, illegal immigrant internment camps.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

All the fucking red caps are scaring me. This *would* be the American armband.

 

[Kageho]

So, President Trump is happening. I was thinking of making some sort of lightheartedness and I just can't.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I think the networks just don't want to call it for him, as though that will delay it from happening.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I seriously have to change the channel every time a shot of the Trump election party is shown. The hats are legitimately freaking me the fuck out.

 

[still fly]

It's time to call this. It was over an hour and a half ago

 

[Kageho]

I was originally thinking that the Republican party would break up after this election into two parts when Trump loses. Nope. I was wrong. Seems the Democrats just pissed off the Progressives and likely just split that party up.

You guys probably are going to end up with 8 years of Trump.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Lock up your daughters. Welcome to Trump's America. Going to bed. Fuck this

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis
Hillary Clinton gave 80 paid speeches in 2013-14, for a total of $18 million.
Hillary Clinton did not visit Wisconsin once since April.

wtffffff

wtffffffffff

this is especially weird when they said hte berniebros were the children who needed to grow up and understand campaigning I understand you need to visit states you want to actually win wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

[still fly]

Media is calling Pennsylvania for Trump. He's president

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Hillary Clinton will always be a loser to me, she's synonymous with losing. Dropping the ball is pulling a hillary now, she's like the Wide Right of politics.

Biggest loser of my lifetime. No other way to say it.

 

[still fly]

The Clintons were utterly rejected tonight. Humiliating loss.

 

[Kageho]

Why hasn't this been called yet? Like, I find that incredibly weird. Isn't it like over?

Also, there's been hints that there's a very good chance that Hilary could end up having more votes, but still lose to Donald.

 

[909]

http://www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism

This is bigly over for good I think.

 

[909]

I think we also gotta look at it this way and I know I'll hear blahblahblah about how his supporters are racist or whatever and that's certainly true.

But not everyone who voted for him was a racist. He did a better job of making average Americans feel like he was on their side than Hillary Clinton did. Point blank period.

Talking about why people are racist will do nothing in the fallout of this election. It will just push more people over to Trump.

 

[strummer]

Clinton camp speaking shortly. It's sinking in