2024 Election

[cobainwasmurdered]

RNC Floats New Criteria for First Presidential Debate

The Republican National Committee has floated a plan to multiple presidential campaigns of only allowing on the debate stage candidates polling at 1% or higher and with at least 40,000 donors, sources tell @TIME

time.com

If the debate were held now, the candidates who would clear the 1% threshold would include Trump, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, and entrepreneur and author Vivek Ramaswamy, according to RealClearPolitics’ latest polling averages. So too would Pence, DeSantis, Christie, Sununu, and Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, if they were candidates. Former Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson, who formally launched his campaign last month, is polling at 0.9%.
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Hearing Ramaswamy go on about raising the voting age to 25 would be fucking something. As would Trump trying to say his name.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1658132388692602886

Looks like Nestor @Incandenza won't be able to get a Film Studies degree

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Realist thinks that we have to do whatever we can to try and run up the numbers against Trump or whichever ghoul the Republican put up and try and stave off fascism.

This is what liberals have been saying for at least thirty years now.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

This is what liberals have been saying for at least fifty five years now.*

They have been doing this since Nixon!

 

[Mickey Massuco]

The neoliberal establishment is not the answer (dems, LPC, etc.) but I’m not sure the progressive wing has the answers either.

The answer is pretty basic and not really political; just enforce the actual rules and laws we all know work wrt the super rich. But all these tax ideas that liberals have don’t mean shit if you can’t actually implement the law properly.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Bipartisan group, including Gaetz and Ocasio-Cortez, unveil bill to ban lawmakers from owning stocks

"When members have access to classified information, we should not be trading in the stock market on it. It's really that simple," Ocasio-Cortez said.

www.cbsnews.com

Stuff like this is oddly mildly encouraging tbh.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1658490257078374407

Totally normal human laugh.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1659303270395854848

Whoever wins, @Incandenza loses.

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661070299909980160

Looks like its official

 

[Incandenza]

Shout out to all the people getting paid on his campaign to convince him a serious presidential candidate should just keep speaking to the Pepe avis of the world.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Hopefully he comes at Trump at least. Everybody being meek because they want his base isn't going to cut it.

Plus it will make for good fodder here.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

he hasn't shown any evidence of having what it takes to come at trump successfully even if he had the balls to try it sadly.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

He can’t take on DISNEY. How tf is he going to take on a mean old dog like Trump?

 

[Hawk 34]

Disney is the most cutthroat god damn corporation, there’s a graveyard of dead Goofys in the back of them parks brother.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

I just hope someone primaries Biden but I know it won’t happen.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

RFK Jr and Marianne Williamson are primarying Biden but it doesn’t matter since the DNC isn’t going to hold any debates (and they are both clowns).

 

[Gary]

He can’t take on DISNEY. How tf is he going to take on a mean old dog like Trump?

Goofy Beats Ron DeSantis To Death With Crowbar

The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

www.theonion.com

Because he knew what will happen

 

[Fall of Epic]

It's gonna be funny and sad to watch Trump destroy him and have him kiss the ring months later a la Ted Cruz.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661516956736823296

Feel the excitement!

 

[Smues]

 

[BruiserBrody]

RFK Jr and Marianne Williamson are primarying Biden but it doesn’t matter since the DNC isn’t going to hold any debates (and they are both clowns).

Don't forget Afroman. Serious candidate.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

RFK Jr and Marianne Williamson are primarying Biden but it doesn’t matter since the DNC isn’t going to hold any debates (and they are both clowns).

Do you actually think either of them are worth debating though? I doubt either of them would meet the qualifications but if they did it would be a complete embarrassment and only serve to legitimise insane conspiracy theories. It would be different if any real candidates entered the field but that is extremely unlikely.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Do you actually think either of them are worth debating though?

I called them clowns so what do you think?


I would like to see it but I don’t think it is really worth it for the reasons you mentioned.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661389177819222018

Two normal human males.

 

[Gary]

Just LOL that people thought this was the guy to take out Trump

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

People thought Jeb was going to be the nominee in 2016 too.

We got to listen to @Incandenza and stop propping up Governors of Florida.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661852015276818433

I could see DeSantis dropping out before Iowa if this campaign keeps going brutally for much longer.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

DeSantis dismisses climate change, calling it ‘politicisation of weather’

Florida governor repeats common misconception about climate change and fierce storms

www.independent.co.uk

Lmfao that quote jfc

 

[AA484]

We are one broken hip away from having Kamala Harris running this country

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1664346089317605406

 

[Fall of Epic]

At least he recovered quickly. If my grandfather took a spill like that, he'd probably be wheelchair-bound.