Concerts coming to your area: Good and Bad

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I think they asked for one hit wonders that disappeared almost immediately but still play shows and are MAGA as fuck.

I was going to rebut this by saying "Green Jelly had hits" as I thought "Three Little Pigs" was one of those songs that was big on 120 Minutes but didn't get radio play but I just looked it up and it hit #17 on the Billboard Hot 100 in '93 (and was a Top 5 hit in the UK but I knew they had legit hits there cause Brits are friggin weirdos)! GD the early '90s were a pretty dang weird time for the pop charts. I guess EVERYTHING alternative had its day in the sun.

 

[BUTT]

Well I was wrong about there being another lockdown but the Sebastian Bach show in Middletown did get cancelled. I have to imagine it’s due to low ticket sales. And I didn’t buy a ticket so I guess it’s partly my fault. But I was going to!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

1 Dead, 2 Injured In Separate Falls During Phish Concert At Chase Center

One person died and two others were injured in separate falls from upper-level seating during a concert at the Chase Center in San Francisco on Sunday night featuring the band Phish.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

Live concerts are back, I guess.

 

[Valeyard]

The smell did it.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Fozzy is coming back to Maine next April. I wonder if I ask Jericho where his wife was on 1-6-2021 if he'll hit me with a Codebreaker.

 

[Hawk 34]

Worse, he’ll sing to you.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I got free tickets to see them the last time they came the night before WrestleMania 34 and they were honestly PRETTY GOOD live. If I manage to get backstage this time, I'd chicken out of calling him out for being a MAGA Chud stupid idiot and politely ask him what Lenny Lane is up to these days.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Ask him about Lenny, then turn so he can see the "JAN 6 WAS FOR BITCHES" writing on the back of your oversized Hawaiian shirt.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1459166304145924100

Tour I didn’t know I wanted, @HarleyQuinn

 

[HarleyQuinn]

If it was Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees + Garbage, count me in! Especially if Siouxsie joined Shirley Manson on #1 Crush...

Ah shit! Found Garbage performing in my old hometown of Mansfield from September!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

lass uns nach Vegas gehen @BUTT

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461433386183102466

 

[Fall of Epic]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1459166304145924100

Tour I didn’t know I wanted, @HarleyQuinn

I bought tickets to this yesterday!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Tiffany Struggles Through 'I Think We're Alone Now,' Adds 'F*** You' to Fans

80's teen star Tiffany is still on the road singing her hits, but her latest show in Florida struck a sour note between the singer and her fans.

www.tmz.com

Maybe she can do a duet with the Puddle of Mudd guy, @Fall of Epic

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Train Returns With ‘AM Gold’ Album, Summer Tour Featuring Jewel & Blues Traveler

Train announces new album 'AM Gold' and 2022 summer tour dates with special guests Jewel and Blues Traveler.

www.billboard.com

Train with Jewel and Blues Traveler feels like a Jimmy Buffett concert for Gen Xers who hang out at Applebees.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Alice in Chains and Bush are touring together this summer. The bad part? Breaking Benjamin will also be there.

 

[BUTT]

Just got a Facebook ad for that tour and apparently Bush is the opener and BB are co-headliners? That’s fuckin’ wack, Sixteen Stone is a veritable greatest hits album by itself and the only Breaking Ben songs I know are the ones that were in Day of Reckoning for GameCube.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Yeah, Bush hasn't really had a headlining or co-headlining tour in years. They're pretty firmly in the perennial role on tours these days sadly. I guess that's what happens when it's just the lead singer and a bunch of hired guns. They opened for BB before several years ago as well. Hey, good to see that Gavin is still getting out there but damn.

BB are still somehow really popular in mainstream rock circles.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Rob Zombie is touring with Mudvayne, Static-X and his little brother Powerman 5000 this summer. You pumped, @Winter Epicland ???

 

[Fall of Epic]

Was literally just about to post this! They're not coming to NY and I don't know if I wanna trek to Jersey.

Very nice of Rob to bring his little brother on tour with him. I'm sure we'll get "Blast off to Nowhere" in select cities.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Rob Zombie is touring with Mudvayne, Static-X and his little brother Powerman 5000 this summer. You pumped, @Winter Epicland ???

Oh man, this is right up my alley. I'm a fan of all of those. I might have to see when they are playing in NJ.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Roxy Music 50th Anniversary tour this fall. Do I really need to hear 76 year old Bryan Ferry sing about staking his place at the single bar? No. Will I? Maybe.

 

[Incandenza]

My gf and I are thinking of going to one of those Roxy Music shows. Great band but how are they playing arenas in the US in 2022?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

St. Vincent is opening up most of the shows and she is a decent draw but still seems like a stretch for an arena tour. Arena in NYC and LA, yeah, sure probably can draw but I am curious to see what crowd is like at TD Garden. I am pretty sure they played a 5,000 seater during their ‘00s reunion and I doubt they have gotten exponentially more popular since.

 

[snuffbox]

Got tickets for the Wu Tang Clan, Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa show this summer. It's like the muffintop of a Rock the Bells.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Anthrax is touring this summer with Black Label Society and Hatebreed opening. I've seen Anthrax before and they were really fun but I still haven't seen Zakk Wylde shred live so I may have to make the trek to Coney Island for this show. I'll most likely skip Hatebreed. I've had enough Jamey Jasta in my life, thanks.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Bought tickets for The Gaslight Anthem in October. Looking forward to the show. General admission is a young man’s game. The wife, and I are in the balcony.

 

[tekcop]

Godspeed You! Black Emperor in a cave was really cool last night.

https://imgur.com/a/erFgCiT

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Whitesnake can't even headline their own farewell tour. SMDH.

I do kind of want to see Scorpions though tbh.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Second billed on a farewell tour does seem kinda sad.

 

[BUTT]

Smashing Pumpkins/Jane’s Addiction tour is supposedly being announced tomorrow.