Coronavirus

[909]

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1241446459486191616

Turns out the president was not correct about this drug cocktail.

 

[tekcop]

Who could have guessed?

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/ErikSolheim/status/1241259513212211200

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1241422580675829760

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1241424354589671425

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1241740081343447040
FLORIDA MAN!

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-pandemic-senate-gop-bill-doesnt-help-americans-workers-2020-3

TLDR: The whole plan, orchestrated by the usual scumbag suspects, will put even more power into the hands of the same major corporations that helped tank the economy again and again.

I don't fucking care who's POTUS in January. Getting Congress is far more important. Purge the fucking parties.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Rand Paul has Coronavirus

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/488892-rand-paul-becomes-first-senator-to-test-positive-for-coronavirus

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Man all these higher ups... https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/22/chancellor-angela-merkel-in-quarantine-after-contact-with-doctor-who-tested-positive-for-coronavirus.html

 

[Gary]

Rand Paul has Coronavirus

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/488892-rand-paul-becomes-first-senator-to-test-positive-for-coronavirus

He's an anti vaccination nut (as well as being Rand Paul) so lol

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/TipMahoney/status/1241828080949301249

 

[HarleyQuinn]

MA break down by age. Now over 600 cases with 5 deaths.

"On Sunday, the state began to give a breakdown of the age group most affected by the virus."

< 19 years of age: 18
20-29 years of age: 93
30-39 years of age: 112
40-49 years of age: 134
50-59 years of age: 119
60-69 years of age: 87
70+ years of age: 83

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1241837324046139392

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Trump wants to end the period of isolation after this 15 day period.

He is more concerned about the economy than a god damn global pandemic.


SWOOP DOWN AND SAVE US, STING!

 

[Krankor]

I doubt many states will listen to him as the body count continues to grow and the recovered count barely increases.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.pressherald.com/2020/03/23/biw-employee-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR0GLXHuJBpRVGfkr7yRm6WThmltkyhUvobTq2Nlwp8b80xj84fKLnIcntw
An employee at the local naval shipyard tested positive for COVID-19

Lords knows BUILDING WARSHIPS is an essential service so they will stay open regardless.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/22/new-york-coronavirus-cases-worldwide-covid19

half of all american cases and 5% of cases worldwide, stay safe bz

 

[Mickey Massuco]

 

[HarleyQuinn]

https://www.wcvb.com/article/governor-baker-coronavirus-emergency-update-march-23-2020/31895743

Baker finally orders Stay-at-Home for MA starting Tuesday at 12 PM ET. My 'shift' is 3-11 but I'm anticipating a call that the hotel itself is shutting down with just a morning staff to check people out.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241935285916782593

Meanwhile McConnell is on the floor right now bawling that this is an emergency and the Dems want Green initiatives added to the bill and are ruining the passing of stimulus.
https://www.politicususa.com/2020/03/22/democrats-block-mcconnell-coronavirus-stimulus-bill.html
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/03/defense-production-act-coronavirus-trump-respirators-masks-ventilators.html

The New York Times resolves the mystery. Trump has refused to invoke the act because big business doesn’t want him to. “The U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the heads of major corporations have lobbied the administration against using the act,” the Times reports. “They say the move could prove counterproductive, imposing red tape on companies precisely when they need flexibility to deal with closed borders and shuttered factories.” Trump, Lawrence Kudlow, and Jared Kushner all reportedly found these arguments persuasive.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1242070866151837696

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/too-many-flock-to-beaches-boardwalks-despite-stay-at-home-order/2333568/

I live in the stupidest state.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242172418099163137
Well, President Agent Orange might have lost a pair of voters in a purple state.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

https://www.wcvb.com/article/governor-baker-coronavirus-emergency-update-march-23-2020/31895743

Baker finally orders Stay-at-Home Advisory for MA starting Tuesday at 12 PM ET. My 'shift' is 3-11 but I'm anticipating a call that the hotel itself is shutting down with just a morning staff to check people out.

This apparently extends through April 7th. Hotel workers are listed under 'Essential Business' but with our occupancy being so low, I dunno how long it'll be until HEI (who owns our Embassy Suites brand) decides it's more financially beneficial to shut down the hotel than stay open. Or Baker institutes a literal Shelter in Place order down the road.

 

[BUTT]

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/too-many-flock-to-beaches-boardwalks-despite-stay-at-home-order/2333568/

I live in the stupidest state.

Sorry dawg I got you beat

https://twitter.com/Elaijuh/status/1242188060701478912

 

[Mickey Massuco]

How do you even talk to someone like that

 

[Dandy]

Nobody beats West Virginia. Don’t make me post about it.

 

[AA484]

Nobody beats West Virginia. Don’t make me post about it.

I was fairly surprised that WV already issued a "stay at home" order, especially when states like NC haven't.

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1242250629269065729

 

[SFH]

My morbid ass keeps going to this dark place wondering how many older Trump voters are going to be affected by this illness and be unable to vote in November, be it due to hospitalization or death.

If the election is postponed that might actually trigger something violent.


Also, unrelated, I'm surprised the sovereign citizens types aren't making headlines with their gospel.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Nobody beats West Virginia. Don’t make me post about it.

I was reading a Washington Post article from the other day about how West Virginia basically held off administering tests so they could hold onto being the one state without any Corona patients. Nutty.

 

[bigolsmitty]

https://imgflip.com/i/3tupwk

Any new stimulus bill needs to include full amnesty and the Medal of Freedom for Macho Man RandPaul'sNeighbor.