Coronavirus

[Hawk 34]

Hey here’s that important order you all wanted from trump

https://theweek.com/speedreads/906388/secret-service-signed-emergency-order-week--30-golf-carts

 

[Lord of The Curry]

https://twitter.com/CP24/status/1245369769546612737

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1245357526465601536

For anything remotely positive to happen we need the province to slash the list of essential businesses in half. Who the fuck is going out to do their dry cleaning in this environment?!

 

[Hawk 34]

Gotta look good for your funeral.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Also I say this as someone who smokes weed but weed shops next to close up. People can still order online if they really need it, this isn't like the LCBO where a closure would flood the health care system with alcoholics in rapid detox.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Christ... https://www.wcvb.com/article/3-million-masks-ordered-by-massachusetts-were-confiscated-in-port-of-new-york/32021700

"Around the time that we had our 3 million masks that we had ordered through BJs confiscated in the port of New York, at that point it became pretty clear to us that using what I would describe as sort of a 'traditional approach to this' wasn't going to work," Baker said Thursday.

After losing that initial order, Baker said his administration landed on a cooperative effort involving New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Ambassador Huang Ping, Dr. Jason Li, Gene Hartigan and the state's COVID-19 Command Center.

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1245900427419418626

 

[909]

I hope he lights himself on fire

 

[tekcop]

https://www.livemint.com/news/world/singapore-announces-1-month-lockdown-amid-rising-corona-cases-11585905344421.html

Live view into the US's future in 6 months.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

562 deaths in New York yesterday. Holy shit.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Anyone violating shelter in place in the Philippines has been warned the government has the right to “shoot them dead”

https://www.newsweek.com/philippine-rodrigo-duterte-coronavirus-lockdown-dead-1495690

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/03/826817866/take-this-serious-bus-driver-dies-of-covid-19-after-calling-out-coughing-rider?utm_campaign=storyshare&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hcVBinSM0/
COVID-19 is going to ravage poor people in America. It's too bad we can't shut down entirely.

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/SophRossss/status/1244756842426834944

We are so screwed.

 

[geniusMoment]

Could be huge in helping get the vaccine out in large quantities sooner than originally thought. While still a long process, getting something out by April 2021 instead of October 2021 sounds really good right now.

https://twitter.com/michael_nielsen/status/1246457825720553472

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/DevonESawa/status/1246724587770896384

We are so screwed.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1246812006960726018
What death toll is it going to take for MAGA Chuds to realize Trump is not doing a good job? A million? Five millions?

It could probably wipe out 80% of population and Bill Mitchell would be like "WHAT ABOUT THE 20% WHO ARE SITLL ALIVE!?

 

[tekcop]

https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1246847132717416450

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

My Church shut down a month ago because they aren't in the business of killing their members.

 

[Baby Shoes]

And now wildlife is getting it too

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/05/us/tiger-coronavirus-new-york-trnd/index.html

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

How are tigers getting tests before 90% of humans? Wth?

Boris Johnson is in ICU now because of the rona.

 

[909]

lol

 

[tekcop]

C'mon, Daddy needs a win.

 

[Baby Shoes]

So this happened

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/the-purge-signal-louisiana-coronavirus-crowley-acadia-parish-1234574032/

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/npratc/status/1247988083376549888
Damn. Maybe 909 is right about Trump fucking this up enough to lose to an even more dementia addled old man.

 

[909]

Just wait for when this is over and everyone thinks they're going back to their job and it turns out they get fired because business is still way too slow.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

And when exactly is this going to be over? I don't think this running longer definitely hurts Trump. Don't rule out the possibility of this going into the Fall and Trump having election canceled or us having some situation like we had in Wisconsin yesterday!

 

[BruiserBrody]

Trump can't cancel the election.

The promised pop up testing sites ended up being way way way under what Emperor Trump promised would roll out at Wal-marts, etc.

The projections are now 60K dead, which Trump can crow about as a victory for his actions compared to the 240,000 number he touted last week. And fucking CNN had to use Italy footage as NY hospitals so now FAKE NEWZ is really fake and those who needed reinforcements on that note are re-emboldened.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

What are the over/under odds in the chat on Brody getting worn down by his boss and becoming a Trump Democrat?

(Wait this isn't the Presidential Election thread...)

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

even odds last i checked

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I guess it just shows you how Trump and right wing media can manipulate corn fed bozos like Brody.

Even if there were "only" 60,000 deaths in the USA due to Corona, that's still more than 30x the number of people that died on 9/11.

Can you imagine outrage if 60,000 people died due to a new virus during the Obama administration? they'd have his head on a spike. There's no way we'd be having a discussion of whether or not he would get reelected like we are with Trump.