Fast Food Burger Shootout

[Hawk 34]

The article was about Brazilians eating excessive cheese, which is factual.

Here is an article about it.

Latin American Cheese: Brazil | culture: the word on cheese

Brazil may not be the first country that comes to mind when thinking about cheese, but actually Brazilians incorporate queijo into many traditional dishes

culturecheesemag.com

 

[Hawk 34]

The article was being polite about their affection for the cheesy goodness that they consume, I can personally assure you that any good trash eating Brazilian can measure up to the level of trash eating even the best(worst?) Wisconsin has to offer.

I am trying to unite cultures together while Kamala, like a true Mainiac, is trying to divide us.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Nah man, the only raw beef sandwich a man should eat is well you know

 

[Hawk 34]

Nah man, the only raw beef sandwich a man should eat is well you know

is it arbys? Did I get it right?

 

[JN News]

The best burgers in the world are McDonalds, Burger King, Carl's Jr./Hardees, Culver's, Jack 'N the Box, Whattaburger, & Weinershcnitzel.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

In China, McDonald’s serving Spam burger topped with Oreo crumbs: ‘When you hate someone but have to invite him to dinner.’

McDonald’s is selling a sandwich made of Spam topped with crushed Oreo cookies Monday in China in an attention-grabbing move that has raised eyebrows. Global brands from restaurants to automa…

www.chicagotribune.com

Maybe MAGA Chuds hate China purely based on jealousy over their McDs options.

 

[tekcop]

My bad, Kamala.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1357342686403911681

Shockingly this is not parody.

Mental image of this MAGA Chud screaming for a MCFISH has me howling.

 

[Baby Shoes]

This is very loaded. I like that he shows a picture of McDonald’s with the name on the sign and he proceeds to spell it wrong multiple times in his whiny post that looks like it comes from a gimmick account.

I had no idea who this goof was and just looking at his five most recent posts he just seems like an insufferable goof who probably presents himself as “model American” while probably displaying many of the worst traits.

 

[AA484]

That's just like these types of people to do something like that lol. Obviously, it not being listed on the menu wasn't enough information for this geek.

 

[AA484]

This is very loaded. I like that he shows a picture of McDonald’s with the name on the sign and he proceeds to spell it wrong multiple times in his whiny post that looks like it comes from a gimmick account.

I had no idea who this goof was and just looking at his five most recent posts he just seems like an insufferable goof who probably presents himself as “model American” while probably displaying many of the worst traits.

He also has a disturbing amount of likes/retweets on his posts. No wonder this country is so dumb.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

He hosts one of the top rated shows on NewsMax. Which is more credence to my theory that Tim Heidecker is secretly running NewsMax now.

 

[muzzington]

It's MACDONALDS but it's a MCFISH?

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Here it’s called filet o fish.

 

[Brocklock]

I've always heard Filet O Fish as well. I never heard it called a McFish before.

 

[muzzington]

It's Filet-o-fish down here too. He could have at least been consistently wrong and called it a Macfish.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

That tweet reminds me of when I almost got into a fistfight at a Taco Bell over some drugged up douchebag trying to swing at the kid behind the counter for not being served a "cheeseburger deluxe." At a Taco Bell.

Also, how the shit has Steak n' Shake eluded me for so long? @tekcop , why did you not warn me of such southern drive thru delicacy?

 

[Brocklock]

I've had a Steak N Shake around me since the 90's. It was quite good for a while, but has been in a bad way for years now. Sometimes the burgers will still have it, but often times it's cold. The fries especially are inedible if they are cold. The shakes are pretty consistently good though.

 

[Baby Shoes]

See, I first went to a Steak N Shake in the Midwest when visiting family almost ten years ago and enjoyed it. When one popped up here a few years ago, I had no idea it was going to be a fast food style place. I remember enjoying the diner style version but nothing super memorable other than it being kinda pricy during my visit to the fast food version.

 

[tekcop]

There's a Steak N Shake on campus. I used to get their chicken strips sometimes pre-corona. But their burgers are bit to heavy and greasy for me. Sorry, @Laz, I didn't think it was worth you're time.

 

[AA484]

Bojangles is the definitive "southern exclusive" fast food restaurant. Their spicy chicken filet biscuit (with added Texas Pete) may be my favorite fast food meal.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

There's a Steak N Shake on campus. I used to get their chicken strips sometimes pre-corona. But their burgers are bit to heavy and greasy for me. Sorry, @Laz, I didn't think it was worth you're time.

I had a Frisco last night. It was goddamn perfect.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.eater.com/2021/2/22/22295348/taco-bell-crispy-chicken-sandwich-taco-test-launch
Taco Bell is entering the chicken sandwich game! Sort of. Testing it out in the Nashville and Charlotte markets, staring on 3/11 (Day, bro).

And @Laz was thinking it was a bad idea to move to Tennessee.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...I mean, I'll try it, but that's just a chicken patty in a gordita

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

That's what someone commented when I posted about this on Facebook but the type of people who'll order a chicken sandwich taco are exactly the type of people who are too lazy to order a gordita and chicken strips at a KFC/Taco Bell and mash them together.

 

[Hawk 34]

Not everyone has access to a fancy KFC/TACO BELL, you snob.

Some people have to make multiple stops, sometimes all the way across the street to make this magic happen.

 

[Hawk 34]

Also @King Kamala, this is a BURGER thread. Get your TACO BELL CHICKEN GORDITA outta here.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

And some people avoid the KFC/Taco Bell because the crackheads out front block the drive thru exit.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Also @King Kamala, this is a BURGER thread. Get your TACO BELL CHICKEN GORDITA outta here.

BURGER IS ONLY A QUARTER OF THE THREAD TITLE! This falls under category of FAST FOOD SHOOTOUT.

 

[Baby Shoes]

I am not surprised to see @King Kamala bringing the non-burger talk in a thread mostly focused on burgers.

Where I am shocked is I had heard of the Hollywood Elite but Kamala is outing himself as a member of the Fast Food Elite.