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I honestly like Brooke. She just seems the most self-aware.
 
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"My last dance club had 2-3000 thousand people in it a night. It got so crazy I had to shut it down"

"Hall and Nash worked the Bash at the Beach 6 man not knowing I was coming out as the third man"

WWE apparently contacted him about working with Shane for Mania last year. Hogan admits he can barely walk, much less bump. Nick trained as wrestler until he blew out both shoulders, so Hogan suggested he be in Nick's corner,

Blackjack Lanza wanted Hogan to job the WWF title to Jesse Ventura in 1984 without asking Vince. (I'd have to check when Blackjack jumped over as I'm pretty sure the timing is wonky)

Hogan admits he did spill the beans to Vince about Ventura wanting to start a union as Hogan was making mega money and didn't want to spoil his gig.
 
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BruiserBrody said:
WWE apparently contacted him about working with Shane for Mania last year. Hogan admits he can barely walk, much less bump. Nick trained as wrestler until he blew out both shoulders, so Hogan suggested he be in Nick's corner,
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You missed the Hogan tall tale kicker. He said the match didn’t happen cause Shane tore his ACL while training. Shane tore his ACL in the middle of the ring at WrestleMania last year!

I guess Hogan is just relying on Brody types who have no idea what happened at WrestleMania last year.
 
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Piss Jug Connor said:
You missed the Hogan tall tale kicker. He said the match didn’t happen cause Shane tore his ACL while training. Shane tore his ACL in the middle of the ring at WrestleMania last year!

I guess Hogan is just relying on Brody types who have no idea what happened at WrestleMania last year.
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It was so god damn farcical that WWE had to actively make it a point to say how much bullshit this was.

Edit: he also claims they had agreed to do Cena and Hogan at 25 but he wasn’t in shape to do it. This one might have a shred of legitimacy to it in so far as someone probably brought it up in passing which is all you need to know about Hogan.
 
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Piss Jug Connor said:
You missed the Hogan tall tale kicker. He said the match didn’t happen cause Shane tore his ACL while training. Shane tore his ACL in the middle of the ring at WrestleMania last year!

I guess Hogan is just relying on Brody types who have no idea what happened at WrestleMania last year.
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I'm kind of stunned you listened to a Hogan podcast.
 
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He doesn't care anymore and I'm kinda happy. Outsmarted us all, too, because for all we know he has dementia but we can't tell because he's always been this way.
 
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Hetfield had the same reaction when the story was brought to his attention.
 
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Laz said:
I love how Stern asked Lars about it once and Lars replied "who?"
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Yeah. Lars seems like the rare cishet male who has no concept of what professional wrestling is.

Hetfield probably knows who Hulk Hogan is but hasn’t followed pro wrestling since the heyday of the Blond Bombers.
 
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Those people exist but Hogan has a platform. Everyone musician of a certain age in the PNW has a story about how they could've been heavily associated with [grunge band], for instance. I had a grocery delivery guy many years ago who insisted Bob Dylan wanted him to join his touring band after he drove him to a show in his taxi. These people are gifts that keep giving.
 
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alkeiper said:
I wonder if there are Hogan types in every field. To Hetfield there are dozens of guys out there going, "yeah they wanted me to be the bass player in Metallica but I decided to become the third largest manufacturer of sea monkeys on the east coast instead."
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I think the NBA equivalent may be Paul Pierce
 
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Yeah. Fuck him, and his dad to death. I remember the jail phone calls being released after his last vehicular carnage where Hulk says something like “that kid must have been into some real bad stuff for God to let this happen to him.” His passenger, and friend was kinda left needing 24/7 care after the accident.
 
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