Hulk Hogan has lost his mind

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Hulk Hogan Gets Baptized, Calls It The Greatest Day Of His Life

Hulk Hogan had a baptism ceremony in Florida and the pro wrestling legend shared the news with his social media followers.

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I guess he wanted to put those Scientology rumors to rest once and for all.

 

[909]

still going to hell

 

[Hawk 34]

Hulk Hogan Gets Baptized, Calls It The Greatest Day Of His Life

Hulk Hogan had a baptism ceremony in Florida and the pro wrestling legend shared the news with his social media followers.

www.wrestlezone.com

I guess he wanted to put those Scientology rumors to rest once and for all.

Found a better payoff brother.

 

[alfdogg]

You mean to tell me he had just been posing all those years he wore the cross around his neck???

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Hulk Hogan Helps Teen Whose Car Flipped on Highway, New Photos Show

Hulk Hogan sloughed off his WWE heel persona in real life this weekend -- jumping to the rescue of a woman who got into a horrific car accident ... and TMZ Sports has the pics.

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Happy MLK Day @BruiserBrody .

I said to myself “Why did the writer mention Hulk Hogan’s heel persona?” then I scrolled down and saw Hogan wearing an nWo black and white hoodie at the scene of the accident.

 

[Valeyard]

That kid must've done some terrible things for God to do that to him in the first place.

 

[Hawk 34]

“GOD HELP ME!”

“WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?”

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

That kid must've done some terrible things for God to do that to him in the first place.

The kid was a GIRL!

It’s a good thing Hulk Hogan was the one to respond to the scene and not Lawler.

 

[Hawk 34]

Hogan calling Hunter up right now going

“BROTHER HUNTER I GOT A IDEA I SAVED THAT GIRLS LIFE AND I LOVED IT DUDE WHAT IF IM A PARAMEDIC AND I DRIVE TO THE RING IN AMBULANCE AND I GIVE CPR AS MY FINISH”

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Thing is it sounds like the marine Hulk was hanging out with did most of the work while Hulk just handed him some tools he had in his car to break the accident victim free.

“Brother, I could have been a marine. Vietnam would have been a whole different situation if the Hulkster was there.”

 

[Valeyard]

Hogan getting a hot tag. Shocking.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1988s3f

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1988s3f/_/ki60494

NWO was just the start of him writing NWORD

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

When @cobainwasmurdered ’s hero met @BruiserBrody ’s hero.

 

[BruiserBrody]

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

(Humming “Real American”)

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Way he is hunched over and his hair makes him look like Riff Raff (RHPS character not the rapper) going through a biker phase.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Sit down and stop clapping @BruiserBrody

 

[BruiserBrody]

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Sit down and stop clapping @BruiserBrody

No Holds Barred Script vs. Movie

Quick note from RD: Folks coming to WrestleCrap.com of course know about No Holds Barred, the rather infamous 1989 film starring Hulk Hogan. One of the first

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Not sure I've seen this article before.

 

[Valeyard]

Wrestlecrap doesn't hit the same now that I can legally vote.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Feels appropriate for Hogan to bust out the biggest of his fibs while on the God grifters podcast,

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Hulk Hogan said the executive who wanted to make him the next John Wayne was Robert Evans.

Imagine that conversation!

 

[Valeyard]

I can actually see that, then.

Mr. Nanny is a hit if it comes out in 1989, though.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

At the very least, Robert Evans and Hulk Hogan had very similar tanning regimens. It’s nice to know Robert Evans took time out of trying to revitalize his career with The Two Jakes and pumped up Hulk’s ego.

“Brother, he wanted to make me the other Jake but I had to go back and win the WWF World Title so I told Harvey Keitel that he could have the part.”

 

[BruiserBrody]

I can actually see that, then.

Mr. Nanny is a hit if it comes out in 1989, though.

Tommy Thanatos

Oh my. Imagine: revenge and ill-gotten wealth all in one night. I'm postively tingling. Tommy Thanatos How touching, like the family I never had, and never wanted! Tommy Thanatos Tommy Thanatos is a criminal mastermind and the main antagonist of the 1993 Hulk Hogan movie Mr. Nanny. He was...

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This guy would have headlined Summerslam 89?

 

[Valeyard]

David Johanson would legit kick Hogan's ass.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Nice to see old friendships come back from the dead.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1779872074896478253

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1780398870184296505

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Maybe Vale is justified in his Brooke love.

 

[Valeyard]

"Brooke is the most likeable Hogan" doesn't mean I have affection for her but ok. Still would tho.