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Valeyard

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Could've gotten Dennis Knight over with a Randy Pan The Goatboy gimmick.
 

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They did a great job of pissing off WCW’s core fanbase immediately. You know what southern rasslin fans will love? Prosthetics(plus drag!) and a doughy, washed up Mr. T.

Maybe Hogan and Bischoff thought this could be their version of the twin referees angle at the Main Event but this is not what anyone in 1994 (except presumably @BruiserBrody ) wanted.
 

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They did a great job of pissing off WCW’s core fanbase immediately. You know what southern rasslin fans will love? Prosthetics(plus drag!) and a doughy, washed up Mr. T.

Maybe Hogan and Bischoff thought this could be their version of the twin referees angle at the Main Event but this is not what anyone in 1994 (except presumably @BruiserBrody ) wanted.
"Core fan base". This is WCW who was drawing less than SMW in some markets.
 

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Hogan and Bischoff are pussies for not letting Chris Lemmon cut loose in the name of the Hulkster.
He’d have been more relevant than Mr. T, who was off TV for five years and his career had been basically in decline since WrestleMania I.

Only other credits I see for T in ‘94 were a recurring voiceover role on Eek! The Cat and a guest appearance as himself on Blossom. Jenna Von Oy and someone wearing an Eek the Cat outfit would’ve been better choices for ‘94 Hogan sidekicks than T along with at least 50 other TV stars.

I pity the fool as much as anyone but he was on top of the pop culture dung heap in ‘94.
 

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Jenna Von Oy is better than most celebrity options in 1994, period.

Mr. T was pretty much the worst fear of Hogan coming in, I think. Most blatant example of "it worked the first time." We needed Chris Lemmon (with Carol Alt) vs Flair (with Sherri) at a Clash.
 

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Even Jason Hervey would've been better. Wonder Years had only ended a year earlier.
 

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2nd episode of BTS’ podcast on the History of WCW has dropped. This one covers the Spring of 1989.
 

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Why are we supposed to dislike Bixenspan again?
Annoying weirdo who gets fixated on details and derails podcasts that are already 4 hours long.

Goes down rabbit holes few care about.

His IRL pics showed him to be an unwashed Poindexter.

Helped kill the 605 Super podcast by trying to get a bigger piece of the profits than Brian Last because Last was well off and "didn't need it as much"
 

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Bix is also not on the Center Stage Chronicles, which is a big reason why I listen to it. I’ll read an article from him but Idk feel the need to listen to him speak for 2+ hours.
 

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I guess I enjoy Bix more than most people. He seems to be one of the few whose wrestling opinions mostly match mine. He does go off on tangents at weird times and fixates on details most don't cate about but I find him an enjoyable Twitter follow.
 

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Is there more to it than that, Brody and Kamala? If you can watch 7 hour long ppvs of the contemporary WWE product, hours and hours of the Bischoffs of the world lying, and the same microwaved AWA stories over and over, is a guy who's super into wrestling and is willing to call out some of the more heinous aspects of it really that bad?
 

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Is there more to it than that, Brody and Kamala? If you can watch 7 hour long ppvs of the contemporary WWE product, hours and hours of the Bischoffs of the world lying, and the same microwaved AWA stories over and over, is a guy who's super into wrestling and is willing to call out some of the more heinous aspects of it really that bad?
I used to pay for Dave Meltzer pods, now I want him shot out of a cannon into the Tokyo Dome.
 

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Brody shouldn’t be commenting negatively on anyone’s looks.

Brody: Kamala shouldn’t be commenting on me commenting negatively on anyone’s looks.

Volleying back and forth x1000.
 

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Whether it's Bixenspan or Gabe Kapler, or whatever, it's probably better to direct that anger at actually bad people than at how other guys look, post harmlessly on the internet, etc.

Brody: what do you dislike so much about Meltzer? I've never really understood folks' anger at his rating system or how much he enjoys certain matches and styles, but maybe it's something else for you.
 

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Whether it's Bixenspan or Gabe Kapler, or whatever, it's probably better to direct that anger at actually bad people than at how other guys look, post harmlessly on the internet, etc.

Brody: what do you dislike so much about Meltzer? I've never really understood folks' anger at his rating system or how much he enjoys certain matches and styles, but maybe it's something else for you.
As someone who hasn't loved wrestling since 2007, and hasn't been engaged in any WWE stuff since Punk left, and then whatever interest I had left was snuffed out in the Covid era.... I am more triggered than I should be about the fucking star system. He had it at 5 stars forever, then just started throwing extra stars for every backflip Kenny Omega did. It made watching men in their undies pretending to fight less enjoyable to me knowing some Autist in California was gently rubbing himself to the thought of Will Ostrich doing his artwork.

It really was before all that when his WWE/TNA etc reviews were all negative leaning and then New Japan would be mentioned and the Randy Marsh splooge rating system came out on his podcast.

He's also obnoxious on twitter.
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I can't hate on Bix as he gave me the surreal moment in time where he took my Brian Kendrick shoot review and got AEW to change booking by raising a stink with it. I ended up with no credit, but it put a gleam in my eye.

It was one of the 7 or 8 cool things that came out of me writing for CXF.
1> Contacted by a documentary filmmaker who heaped praise on my Sodder Kids crime story. He wanted me to help him but ghosted me soon after
2> Contacted by the father of a missing kid to ask to do a write up for him
3> The Uncle Fred incident
4> I am now in the reference page of a Portland wrestling history book.
5> Somebody used my Gacy article as part of the Gacy wiki
6> Kendrick's a nut and the fall out.
7 > I would not have sought out Bryan Alverez to be a "producer" on After Dark Radio had I not had hope this would lead somewhere with my crime articles. I arranged guests for him and was on the pod for a few semi embarrassing performances. He shut it down without even letting me know IIRC. Once Art Bell went back to retirement, Bryan slowed down production and eventually was just doing a state by state recap of cryptids or something.
8> I was able to write passion projects like the Farley article or my personal ghost hunting recaps

I was all in on the writing for a few years. I even pumped my normal 2 articles out the week my dad died.
 

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My issue with Bix is his arrogance and his self-righteousness. He doesn't call people out for the right reason, but for credit or clout. That he is visually repulsive with anecdotes about his repulsiveness doesn't help at all. He also quit the old board because people were mean to him and that's always funny.
 

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I stopped reading Brody's post when it turned into mocking autism. Hard pass on that kind of stuff.

I also don't feel any obligation to knock someone else's appearance. But, hey, I asked the question and you all answered so thanks for that!
 

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Now I'll try to change the subject with a different question:

What's your favorite underrated match(es) at Great American Bash or Beach Blast/Bash at the Beach?
 

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Now I'll try to change the subject with a different question:

What's your favorite underrated match(es) at Great American Bash or Beach Blast/Bash at the Beach?
GAB '98 has a couple of bangers with Booker/Benoit and Booker/Finlay. The rest is pretty mediocre to outright bad, IMO.

And, of course, the original WarGames.
 
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