Kamala's Random WCW Bullshit thread

[Valeyard]

He was everything and more in NJPW, at least to me. Monster who worked stiff, and he and Ludvig Borga as a team is some of the hardest one can mark.

Fire And Ice were great and it's a shame they didn't get a real run. At least a chance for a Faces Of Fear feud.

 

[Super Leather]

I totally would have bought Scott Norton in a higher-profile role than being lost in the NWO shuffle. Give him a good mouthpiece and feature him in a monster-for-hire capacity...or just run Norton/Meng every so often for a good hoss fight.

 

[Valeyard]

Him in the random-ass midcard title scene would've been fine. Killing cruisers, he and Regal beating the shit out of each other, high profile to at least be on TV more. Bridge the gap in the US title scene maybe until Konnan gets the promised run, just because at least getting in One Man Gang's spot is different..

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

At the very least, it would've been way better if he should have had the random role of hoss who has a feud with Juventud Guerrera instead of Reese in mid '98. Flash Norton had a neat little match with Eddie Guerrero at one of the later COTC specials IIRC.

 

[Valeyard]

Norton and Malenko would've been the kinda team I'd back.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1458895481371832323

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I get the Norton love to a point, but I think the glut of talent around him was a much of a reason for a lack of a push as his NJPW runs were.

Unless stuff like the Malenko team happens in 99 when the foundation was cracking.

 

[Valeyard]

He wouldn't get higher than solid midcard. If he came in a few years before on a consistent basis there'd be all kinds of stuff for him, potentially. Watts would've dug him.

There's also the fantasy of a jump and Million Dollar Champion Scott Norton taking out that big dummy Diesel.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Norton in the mix during the Booker/Benoit/Martel/Saturn/Finlay rivalries for the TV title would've been very welcome

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1460012383275995136

I guess shortstop was Dusty's position when he played baseball in high school and college but idea of 1987 version of him playing short is hilarious.

"Me and Ricky Morton gone turn the double play, daddy"

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1462846327142989832

White meat babyface La Parka would be the biggest star on the indies in 2021.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1463666692731592704

@Laz when I run up to greet him in Vegas.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1463863783844196361

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Vintage 98 WCW Bash at the Beach Shirt Rodman Rodzilla Hogan Karl Malone DDPÂ NWO | eBay

The graphic is crisp and perfect there's no cracking or fading at all.

www.ebay.com

It seems high but considering this is undoubtedly going to get purchased by some millionaire doofus, probably not high enough.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1464419852261732353

@BruiserBrody : Sad? Did you misspell "awesome"?

@Valeyard mentioned the underratedness of Scott Hudson in the '01 thread and I want to chime in here that I really enjoyed his vaguely smarky C/D show commentary in '99 when he would run down all of Ed Leslie and Barry Darsow's past gimmicks.

Come to think of it, Ed Leslie and Barry Darsow should've done a confused ex WWF guys tag team.

 

[BruiserBrody]

El Gigante and the Giant in one movie!?!!? TSM watch along time.

 

[Valeyard]

Holy shit when did Lupa become a clown?

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1464996201607147520

I wonder how things change if Dusty really does decide to hang it up in 88 (and maybe tries to stay on as booker?)
- Do Tully and Arn still leave in a huff?
- I guess Flair/Dusty still have issues over Flair dropping the gold.
- Maybe Dusty loses the US title via suspension like what happened IRL, but then agrees to retire if he fails to win it back with his one rematch at the GAB?
- If nothing else, if Rhodes was building to his own last match, maybe he'd be more focused than his 88 booking where he feuded with the Midnights, Larry Z, Tully, Windham, and Ivan/PoP all in the first 5 months of the year.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1465415613040443393

#BrodyPorn

I kind of liked Nick Bockwinkel as the WCW authority figure for some reason. I kind of wish he stuck around until they actually got good. JJ Dillon was fine as generic babyface authority figure but Bock might have added more gravitas.

 

[Valeyard]

I much preferred Bock. He felt like a natural presence, a wrestler being in a position of power and not quite comfortable but still stern. There's also the mountain of stuff he and Heenan could've done.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I also liked that you could play up the fact that he's an early Hogan rival.

Plus who wouldn't have wanted to see Bockwinkel and Raven seeing who could use bigger words in a promo?

 

[Valeyard]

Bock and Piper.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Bock verbally lambasting the Outsiders!

 

[Valeyard]

He and Jericho would've been really good. Bock would've made the Goldberg match happen.

 

[Fall of Epic]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1465777490958462989

Well ok then.

 

[Fall of Epic]

IS THAT *THE* KLONDIKE BILL??? @BruiserBrody

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1466039506499518466

It seems weirdly fitting that the best promo I've ever seen from Dean Malenko would happen on something that was probably only watched by hundreds (dozens?) of people.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1467972691474923525

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1467925554942910467

@Laz and @Valeyard ’s assertion that Reno was underrated is picking up some steam !

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1468379194220589067

Regal vs Malenko best of 200 please.

 

[snuffbox]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1467972691474923525

Ha, oh man. That main event of the new fake Midnight Express explodes, without Heyman, might be the worst ever.