Oh my god, what is this?

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Already posted Brody!

 

[Kinetic]

FUCKIN' MAGNETS- HOW DO THEY WORK!?

Good tagline for the first episode of "How Shit Works" with Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.

Spoiler

The answer is magic.

 

[Gary]

At least they have a science book

 

[Byron The Bulb]

Diddy - swagga like puff (new song)

I found this when I was looking for the original 'Swagga Like Us' for that other thread. This is embarrassing. Holy shit.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Diddy - swagga like puff (new song)

I found this when I was looking for the original 'Swagga Like Us' for that other thread. This is embarrassing. Holy shit.

You just described Diddy's whole music career there.

 

[Precious Roy]

MINI DADDY (ADRIANSITO) EL NIÑO MAS BONITO

IT'S A LITTLE PUERTO RICAN BRODY! KILL IT!!!

 

[bigolsmitty]

Wait is that this guy?

ceasr el gordito cena

 

[Precious Roy]

Oh my god, he's the Justin Bieber of fat Puerto Rican kids

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Diddy - swagga like puff (new song)

I found this when I was looking for the original 'Swagga Like Us' for that other thread. This is embarrassing. Holy shit.

That's worse than that stupid 'Granite State of Mind' video big green posted.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I must know: who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

 

[Byron The Bulb]

Usher's boy toy

 

[Youth N Asia]

I must know: who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

A 15 year old going through the heartaches of true love. And he says baby a lot

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

I must know: who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

A 15 year old going through the heartaches of true love. And he says baby a lot

This decade's Aaron Carter.

 

[MFer]

I must know: who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

A 15 year old going through the heartaches of true love. And he says baby a lot

And shawty.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Diddy - swagga like puff (new song)

I found this when I was looking for the original 'Swagga Like Us' for that other thread. This is embarrassing. Holy shit.

I laughed more than a few times.

Diddy mother fucker am a bad boy billionaire
Hundred carat pinky in the air,

I could drop a hundred mill like it really aint nothing,
I’m a forbes top hundred
You a forbes top nothing,

Sing the song for me bitch.

AY YO P GIMME MAH GUN

Really, you could quote the whole thing and have a great time.

 

[FroGG_NeaL]

Diddy did it

 

[ZGangsta]

I was about to start a new thread about FUCKING MAGNETS: How do they work?
But it's good I checked here first.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp/

 

[FroGG_NeaL]

http://www.therealtsm.com/index.php?topic=2902.0

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Scott Stapp - Marlins Will Soar
This is probably almost enough to make Mik abandon his loyalty to Hanley and co.

 

[ZGangsta]

 

[Mik]

Scott Stapp - Marlins Will Soar
This is probably almost enough to make Mik abandon his loyalty to Hanley and co.

 

[Just Burny]

Die Antwoord - Zef Side (Official)

 

[Gert]

Diddy - swagga like puff (new song)

I found this when I was looking for the original 'Swagga Like Us' for that other thread. This is embarrassing. Holy shit.

I laughed more than a few times.

Diddy mother fucker am a bad boy billionaire
Hundred carat pinky in the air,

I could drop a hundred mill like it really aint nothing,
I’m a forbes top hundred
You a forbes top nothing,

Sing the song for me bitch.

AY YO P GIMME MAH GUN

Really, you could quote the whole thing and have a great time.

Rhyming nothing with nothing........Brilliant!

 

[BUTT]

Future candidate for this thread?

After a successful Summer reunion tour that took them all over the globe, nu-metal pioneers Limp Bizkit are back in the studio putting the finishing touches on their 6th album, "The Bizkit Cometh", which is set for an early November release on Interscope Records. Their first album since 2003's "Results May Vary" (not counting the 2005 EP "The Unquestionable Truth, Pt. 1"), "The Bizkit Cometh" is a return to their no-holds-barred roots, forgoing the emotional undercurrent of the last record for pure, unadulterated anger and fury.

"In the times we're in, it's hard not to be a little angry," Fred says during a break from the mastering of the album. "You turn on CNN and are just bombarded with s--t, you'd have to be a fool not to go 'well, someone's gotta speak up about this', it's just a natural instinct to want to rise up."

On tracks like "F.I.G.H.T." and "Stand Up or Shut Up", it's easy to see that Fred had no problem rising up. "Want to change things, pick up a baseball bat/And swing that thing at the Patriot Act" he raps on "F.I.G.H.T.", before musing in the chorus "What the hell are we fighting for? Why the hell are we in this war?"

"And I mean, you could interpret them in so many ways, "Fred says about the lyrics. "There are so many wars we fight on a daily basis...everything from the literal wars in the Middle East down to the mental wars we fight inside our brains. This album is all about coming to terms with these battles we face, and saying 'it's ok, man, we're all brothers and sisters fighting in this thing...let's stand together and hold down the fort.' We want the people who listen to this record to get inspired to fight these wars, both literally and figuratively."

But it's not all doom and gloom. With the return of Wes Borland on guitar, the unrelenting ferocity of early Bizkit is back in fine form. "Wherever I go, whoever I play with, it'll never match the chemistry I have with the guys in this band, " Wes says before taking a sip of Chai. "Bizkit is in my blood."

And after hearing the scorching riff that Wes uses to open up "Backatcha", it's hard not to feel that Limp Bizkit is a happy family again. Fred rapping over Wes' fretwork and DJ Lethal's beats sounds familiar yet fresh, a welcome return to the Bizkit that once ruled the airwaves.

"Are we a family? Absolutely," Fred says with a smile growing on his face. "And you can hear that in this music we're now making. As much as we change and grow older, the brotherhood that is the Bizkit will always bind us together and keep us young and angry. It's like I say in one of the new songs: 'we're misfits/throwing hissy fits/and if you can't deal with it/then you can speak to our fists.' It's all for one, one for all in this group, like The Three Musketeers or The Boondock Saints."

Limp Bizkit's "The Bizkit Cometh" will be out in early November on Interscope Records. First single "F.I.G.H.T." will be hitting radio stations early next month with a video directed by Durst to follow.





The Bizkit Cometh Tracklisting

1. Intro
2. Backatcha (The Bizkit Cometh)
3. F.I.G.H.T.
4. Stand Up Or Shut Up ft. Matisyahu
5. Skull, Bones, and Gasoline
6. Live 4 It -- Die 4 It
7. Dr. Durst, PhAT (skit)
8. Jacksonville ft. Kid Rock, Damian Marley and Jonathan Davis
9. Mic-Tipped Missle
10. Divorcing The Demons ft. Aaron Lewis
11. (Raise Your Hands If You) Don't Give a F***
12. Suffocation
13. 1-800-THEBIZKIT (skit)
14. Hollyweird, Caliphonies
15. 2night 2morrow 4ever
16. breaKiToFF
17. Road Less Traveled ft. Norah Jones
18. Outro (The Bizkit Leaveth)


- Billboard.com

I just learned that this wasn't a real article (or a real album!). Boy do I feel dumb, but it's Limp Bizkit so who cares.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

That's the worst news I've heard since I saw the thing about Bond 23 being canceled

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

This one's for BUTT
Meat Loaf - California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)
This is all kinds of awesome.

 

[Mazto]

Bagger 288!


I kind of love this song.

 

[BUTT]

Kamala, Meat Loaf without Steinman blows and his new album especially blows. Funny how in all his interviews now he's saying that Bat III was a piece of crap (which it kinda was) and that this album is the real deal and it's twice as bad as the last one.

 

[bigolsmitty]

Crunkcore.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Kamala, Meat Loaf without Steinman blows and his new album especially blows. Funny how in all his interviews now he's saying that Bat III was a piece of crap (which it kinda was) and that this album is the real deal and it's twice as bad as the last one.

I didn't post it because it was good. Just cause Meat Loaf bragging about how big his dick is is funny.