Oh my god, what is this?

[Ed Wood Caulfield]

So, Violent J has spoken out on the hoopla over "Miracles":

The Buzz On "MIRACLES"
We at the Hatchet Herald are more than aware of the buzz that the Insane Clown Posse's “Miracles” music video has been creating across the internet and television. Come on, when something gets picked up by multiple websites (Mtv.com, Slate.com, Cracked.com) and one of the biggest television shows of all time (Saturday Night Live), it’s kind of hard to miss that.

But what we want to know is how the Insane Clown Posse themselves, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, feel about all the hoopla? What do they think about the mixed responses they’ve been getting on this music video which, at the time this article is being released, has reached well over one million views on YouTube?

So, we decided to go straight to the source. We asked Violent J himself, one half of the wicked clown duo, what he thought about the whirlwind of coverage that their latest music video has been getting and what he has to say to all the supporters and naysayers. We recieved this statement:

I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.

Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer

P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

--http://psychopathicrecords.com/hatchetherald/100423/index.html

 

[FroGG_NeaL]

lmao

 

[Mattdotcom]

Fuckin' statements, how do those work?

 

[Smartly Pretty]

Y'know, I don't want to rush to defend the Insane Clown Possee, but c'mon, there's not really anything wrong with finding certain beautiful events in nature to be "miracles". Yeah, the actual delivery of that message is incomprehensibly stupid and the song itself has no artistic merit, but I don't have the heart to hate on ICP for thinking that "nature itself is a miracle". He's right. The ocean at night really is great.

 

[Mattdotcom]

I used to not think that there was anything wrong with finding certain beautiful events in nature to be "miracles" until they put out that song.

 

[Precious Roy]

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[alfdogg]

Crunkasaurus?

 

[Mattdotcom]

 

[CBright7831]

I remember posting that dancing dinosaur when TSM was trying to figure out who the new mascot of TSM would be.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Look at him go!

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

I'm thinking we need to revisit the selection of bob barron as the official TRTSM mascot.

 

[Mattdotcom]

pop a backpack and braves cap on this bitch and we done

 

[Czech]

Look at this hipster bullshit. I sorta love it.

Venom & Damage - Deeper

 

[BUTT]

Cody Simpson - 'iYiYi' ft. Flo Rida [Official Video]

This is worse than Bieber.

EDIT: I see MFer posted this is CTDWAT a full month ago! I think it belongs here too.

 

[Gary]

So, are they admitting they suck?

 

[Golgo]

Violent JJ - Bad Bad Man

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Cover of the next Weezer album

 

[Mattdotcom]

Weezer's fucking stupid album cover

 

[Byron The Bulb]

Weezer is the worst band.

 

[Mattdotcom]

It really says something when they out-stupid Violent J's toddler son.

 

[Mik]

The song is an abomination, as well. "Memories" I think it's called.

 

[KOAB]

Cover of the next Weezer album

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

BUTTaScotch Swirl - Ur Sucha Bitch
Why haven't I seen this till now? I bet this guy went to elementary school with byron the bulb. Michigan edges closer to Wisconsin everyday.
ButtaScotch Swirl on the fame life

 

[Mattdotcom]

buttaSwatch

 

[Byron The Bulb]

I'm gettin a definite Kool Keith (sans talent, obv) vibe from that first vid. Weird stuff.

 

[MFer]

Tila Tequila suffers cuts, but escapes juggalos attack
By Alan Duke, CNN
August 15, 2010 1:38 a.m. EDT

(CNN) -- Reality TV star Tila Tequila suffered facial cuts when she was pelted with rocks and bottles while performing at a music festival in Illinois early Saturday, according to a witness and a law enforcement official.

"She's pretty cut up," said a performer who saw the violence at the "Gathering of the Juggalos" in rural Hardin County, Illinois. The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos.

Tequila, a Playboy model who also sings, posted a Twitter message Saturday, saying she would sue the festival, which is organized for fans of the hip-hop group Insane Clown Posse.

"Pretty soon, the owners who run the juggalos will be bankrupt," she tweeted.

The fans are mostly young people who sometimes wear clown make-up and are referred to as juggalos and juggalettes.

Festival organizers did not immediately respond to CNN requests for a response.

The performer said a mob of hundreds chased Tequila from the stage and surrounded the trailer where she sought refuge. They rocked the trailer and smashed its windows, he said.

Tequila eventually escaped, but only after windows in her SUV were smashed, the witness said.

Hardin County Sheriff Tom Seiner and a statement posted online by Tequila offered similar descriptions of the events.

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair ... cuz they threw firecrackers on stage," she wrote.

The witness, who was standing in the rear of the stage, said the crowd of about 2,000 was immediately angry toward Tequila and she was unable to turn them around.

"She was taunting them," he said. "She didn't know how to handle them. She didn't understand the dynamic."

The rocks and bottles flew harder and faster when Tequila bared her breasts, he said.

"She took her top off and they got really violent," he said.

Tequila continued to perform even after her face started bleeding, he said. "She was holding a towel to her head, blood pouring down her face," he said.

"It was scary as hell!" Tequila wrote.

This was not the only violent incident at the festival early Saturday, Seiner said.

A 49-year-old Georgia man was arrested for allegedly stabbing another man in the abdomen just hours earlier, he said.

God, that's a lot of suck in one article.

 

[BUTT]

 

[Mattdotcom]

"Pretty soon, the owners who run the juggalos will be bankrupt," she tweeted.

NO ONE RUNS THE JUGGALOS

 

[Gary]

And now, a first person account
My God, those teeth.

 

[ZGangsta]

I hate life.