Oh my god, what is this?

[Precious Roy]

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/15/wrestler-witness-tila-used-security-guards-as-human-shield/

Colt Cabana -- formerly of the WWE and currently wrestling with ROH (Ring of Honor) -- tells us that halfway through the chaos, Tila ripped off her top to try and distract the crowd. But, he says, that only worked for about a minute before they all went back to throwing stuff at her.

Cabana says the ordeal lasted about 15 minutes. A security guard told him someone had a watermelon that had been fermenting in urine and feces for two days and that they had been saving it all weekend for Tila. No word if the watermelon connected.

Cabana tells us it was his first year wrestling at the event and he loved it, adding the highlight was seeing Vanilla Ice perform "Ninja Rap" from the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" soundtrack. Yes, really.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Yeah, nobody likes Tila Tequila, but does she really deserve all that?

 

[Precious Roy]

HAHAHAHA whoop whoop to tha juggalos and whap whap to tha juggahos!! ...TILA...... all she had to do was show her tatas, hooters, shirts puppiez, wtf ever....no wait....!@#$ that WHY tha !@#$ was she there??? its the GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS..IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILY YOU WILL NOT B SHOWN LOVE.....THATS WHY ITS CALLED STRANGE MUSIC we are strange so if your not doin @?#!$ strange LEAVE US ALONE!!!!! p.s. to a particular NINJA,,,,,, you know who you are! and you kno TACO BELL IS FRESH!!!!!!!!! VERY VERY FRESH!!!! WHOOP WHOOP NINJAS STAY UP!! WHAP WHAP JUFFALOS KEEEP HATIN!

mindless sheep...it's incredible

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

I already feel ashamed to have ever liked ICP when I was in high school. These people make my want to go back in time and beat the shit out of my younger self.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

p.s. to a particular NINJA,,,,,, you know who you are! and you kno TACO BELL IS FRESH!!!!!!!!! VERY VERY FRESH!!!! WHOOP WHOOP NINJAS STAY UP!! WHAP WHAP JUFFALOS KEEEP HATIN!

Matt Hardy joke.

 

[Incandenza]

I like it when I see a person with the ICP logo tattooed on his leg or the sticker on his car. It serves a similar purpose as the yellow stars in Nazi Germany.

 

[Smues]

I hate life.

 

[Gary]

Even Method Man isn't safe.

 

[Just Burny]

Yesterday the cashier in my grocery stores was striking up conversation to the customer in front of me about a tattoo she had. He pulled down his shirt to reveal that stupid juggalo symbol above his heart

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Even Method Man isn't safe.

That's some bullshit.

 

[Twisted Intestine]

I already feel ashamed to have ever liked ICP when I was in high school. These people make my want to go back in time and beat the shit out of my younger self.

I used to listen to ICP, and still think a couple of their songs aren't bad, but I've never said "woop woop" in my life. What the fuck is that shit!?

I think I'm going to attend the next gathering with a gun and see how many heads I can blow off on the first woop.

 

[KOAB]

Even Method Man isn't safe.

That's some bullshit.

Andrew WK had the right idea when he trolled them.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

I already feel ashamed to have ever liked ICP when I was in high school. These people make my want to go back in time and beat the shit out of my younger self.

I used to listen to ICP, and still think a couple of their songs aren't bad[b/], but I've never said "woop woop" in my life. What the fuck is that shit!?

I think I'm going to attend the next gathering with a gun and see how many heads I can blow off on the first woop.

This I agree with. For the most part though, I'm glad I haven't listened to them in about 5 years. I also think Twizted is better.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Rhapsody - Power of the Dragon Flame

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAhahaha
haaAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHHHAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahahHHHAaahahaH
HAHAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAaahHahhaAAAhHAAAHHHa

 

[Vitamin X]

I already feel ashamed to have ever liked ICP when I was in high school. These people make my want to go back in time and beat the shit out of my younger self.

I used to listen to ICP, and still think a couple of their songs aren't bad[b/], but I've never said "woop woop" in my life. What the fuck is that shit!?

I think I'm going to attend the next gathering with a gun and see how many heads I can blow off on the first woop.

This I agree with. For the most part though, I'm glad I haven't listened to them in about 5 years. I also think Twizted is better.

Fact: the poster you quoted above I believe used to be named twiztedmind at the old board.

 

[Gary]

Welcome to Juggalo Island.

 

[vivisectvi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hos8Buwd4WE&feature=player_embedded#!

 

[Mattdotcom]

:I

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

For the love of all this that are good in the world, Will Smith needs to stop telling his kids they have talent. Here is his daughter's, Willow, music video. Holy shit is it horrible.

 

[Mazto]

For the love of all this that are good in the world, Will Smith needs to stop telling his kids they have talent. Here is his daughter's, Willow, music video. Holy shit is it horrible.

Only it's got a catchy hook and now I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH is stuck in my head.

DAMN YOU WILLOW~!

 

[CBright7831]

Christina Aguilera - The Beautiful People (Full) - Burlesque

Thoughts?

 

[Haws Bah Gawd]

Atreyu - Epic

Are you kidding me?!

 

[Mattdotcom]

Tristen Nash- Fake Plastic Trees

 

[MFer]

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Speakers Going Hammer

Maybe I should consider a career change...

I kinda like that Beautiful People song, btw.

 

[vivisectvi]

Too Funny Dude Waits For Hours So Ghostface Killah Can Autograph His Girl's Breasts

 

[BUTT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC6Ev5o5r7Y

 

[Incandenza]

Seems straightforward.

 

[KOAB]

Best song I've heard in years

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

This like an unironic four minute version of "It Ain't Easy Bein' White, It Ain't Easy Bein' Brown".

 

[Edwin]

If you don't judge my gold chains/I'll forget the iron chains. Fire LL Cool J from life.

 

[Incandenza]

This is just a contemporary "Don't Call Me African-American person, Whitey"